Q. What did Cathy Newman say to Jordan Peterson?
A. ‘Do you want fries with that, bigot?’
A nomination for Channel Four and the whingers and luvvies defending it, as it looks like HM Gov may privatise it. I can’t remember the last time it was relevant; perhaps when they used to show Italian football or Babylon 5? My interest in the channel waned as they imported more American sitcoms. Friends was the start of the downfall. How ‘alternative’, cunts.
Most of the crap they peddle now is exploitative documentaries, exploitative ‘reality’ crap, American style, woke late night comedy chat shows or the latest bland US teen drama. Let’s not forget edifying gems such as Gormlessbox, Naked Prat Action, and Twats on an Island. We’ll miss out on Sebastian and Peta showing Kevin McCloud around their ‘fabulous new space’, as well as Jamie Oliver drowning everything he touches in olive oil as it’s the only way he can get food past his fat tongue.
Their ‘Alternative’ Christmas message went from being given by Sharon Osborne, to John fucking Bercow, who was more representative of our current establishment than the Queen.
Celebs are queueing up to whine about the loss of a great British institution.
The channel that was so pro-EU that its lead newsman Jon Snow racialized the Brexit vote by saying he had never seen so many white people in one place on Brexit Day. A pathetic display of sour grapes but useful insight into the minds of these petty, mendacious media cunts.
The Channel 4 that gave us a melting ice block in place of the Prime Minister. Who gave us one sided coverage of Trump’s visit to the UK, and stupid docudramas about the fallout of Brexit.
Production companies are concerned there’ll shut down because there’s no longer a market for their hectoring, anti-white, anti male, anti-straight, anti-British swill. Ever heard of sky or the BBC? Netflix? They’ll greenlight anything as long as it promotes ‘diversity’ (AKA anti-white, working class or British sentiment).
The sale could generate around £1 billion for the state but i’d pay a £50 note and the loose change i can find in the car and rename it Channel GayBlack.
Sell them off, ship them out, and as Jack the Cunter says, get to fuck.
https://www.voanews.com/a/uk-government-plan-to-sell-tv-s-channel-4-draws-criticism/6515924.html
(Link provided by the ever helpful, Night Admin – NA)
Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime
Maybe Elon Musk could buy it and make it decent again. He should start buying up every info outlet he can since the Twitter thing wad blocked. If I was a billionaire that’s how I would wage my war.
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To be fair I did like Derry Girls…
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Channel 4 has been a stinking pile of horseshit since it’s launch in the early eighties.
Good for a wank over Carol Vorderman and Rachel Riley’s legs a few years ago, and fuck all else.
Countdown has been shite since Whiteley croaked it, he was a proper gentleman, and all round good egg.
Jon Snow can stick his coloured socks where the sun don’t shine. And the rest of the left-leaning C4 news team can rot in hell.
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I’d still do Vorderman – despite her getting on a bit and having a spat with Alex Bellfield.
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I’d try and do something with Vorderman.
Getting on a bit?
She’s twenty odd years younger than me!
I wonder if she takes it up the shitter?
She looks strictly a trap two sort of girl to me?
Filthy minx.
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If you can find it in that arse.
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Whitley was anything but a gentlemen he was an obnoxious rude and arrogant cunt. He used to drink atThe Black Bull in Middleham
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He was a Yorkshireman wasn’t he?
Rude, arrogant and obnoxious are just standard traits! 🙂
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They can fuck the whole thing off overboard for all I care. The worst for me is “ the last leg” A mind numbing woke fest hosted by a half stilted convict, a hobbit from lord of the rings and the other one that resembles a half eaten jelly baby.
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I used to always think when John snow interviewed a remainer or anti Trump he’d have a crafty wank on the back of it , in the commercial break, die cunt die
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I think they had some sot of quiz show recently were you’d see people’s cocks.
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Zig and Zag are reputed to be the new owners.
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The only thing I watch occasionally on Channel 4 these days is the programme where people look at other people’s private parts, whatever it’s called. Why doesn’t the bird who hosts that programme get her kit off as well then? Shy are you pet? A bit saggy these days, are we?
If the Government can get a billion for this utter garbage then good look to them. I wouldn’t give you my loose change for it.
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Haven’t watched Channel 4 since the days of Italian football and Peter Brackley.
Naked Attraction is possibly the lowest point in the history of television – and that’s saying something.
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Naked attraction is a great idea, but only as long as they let nubile young birds on it.
The moment they allowed benders on it became an abomination.
When bummers are on it they should invite James Anderton on, the marys would be stood with their cocks out, expecting a compliment.
Imagine their surprise when gods cop set about them, thrashing them with a big stick till they screamed for mercy. Then he’d thrash them a bit more.
An organisation riddled with filthy beasts.
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I was watching the idiot box a couple of nights ago and they had, for an Easter treat, “Naked Attraction , The Best Bits” . I didn’t know quite what to expect but I bet it wasn’t nubile young females.
Anyway getting caught watching it by Mrs. Wanksock is a painful experience so I don’t have it on.
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My balls would be the lowest point on naked attraction.
I could star on the show in an attempt to turn all pôöfters straight again.
Would be better than any conversion therapy.
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Is Brookside still on?
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Awwww hey!!
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I like to take a look in Google at Clair Sweeney and her chapel hat pegs!
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There are some good programs on C4, but there is always a left leaning slant on them, but they are nowhere near as bad as the BBC, that’s for sure!
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I sincerely hope it’s a test run for the privatisation of the BBCistan.
Quite frankly television is in a deplorable cesspit.
Riddled with foreigners,Quislings and every type of undesirable you could scrape up.
Too many vested interests and unaccountable cunts in our country.
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Of course it is. That’s why the BBCUNTS are going after BJ over partygate. It has more to do with Nadine Dorries being the minister for DCMS than a glass or two of wine in the Downing Street garden.
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Channel 4 is a woke cesspit which deserves to be sold to the private sector. I know it’s self funding but what is it doing being owned by the government in the first place? May as well sell it – it’s shite anyway.
And Jon Snow, Kathy (so what you’re saying is) Newman and Krishnan Guru-Mucky are three of the biggest cunts this side of the known universe.
Channel 4 – i’ve never seen so many cunts before in one place.
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Jon Snow is one of only a few men that I’d give a terminal testicular cancer diagnosis to with a big smile on my face.
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His balls are kept in his wife’s handbag or in the fridge.
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Why were Channel 4 news so fucking hard on Trump but not on Biden currently?! He has entirely fucked up on all fronts with ukraine war giving Putin exactly what he wants Aside from giving he’s a bad guy speech every 2 weeks he’s done quite literally fuck all
Like don’t get me wrong I’m far from a expert on the subject but he’s fucking done absolutely nothing expect but fart and moan And Zelensky don’t even get me started with that Nato EU pandering clown cunt he has collectively put a bullseye on his own people and just barks around demanding weapons and strong action while he sips fine wine
This whole thing is honestly depressing, stressful and I can’t get it out the back of mind I know there was a current Ukraine thread but after seeing all the news on found it more relevant here after watching C4 coverage and others worldwide on it the last few months
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These media cunts don’t really care about politics or the effects of politics, they just react to the soundbites from politicians. As long as everything “seems” fine, is to their liking, then they don’t care. American is about to fall apart like Venezuela but few are paying attention. As long as they have their sofa, Netlfix, beer, weed, etc, they don’t care.
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Quite right TS, you are far from an expert on the subject.
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@ Mickey Eat pavement pie fuckface
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The problem with Biden is that when he farts he tends to follow through.
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They say the government doesn’t put a penny into C4. Well, if that’s the case why are all the lefties and wokies crying and moaning about this? And if they are making a profit why would the government want to flog it?
I can only think that the commie bastards want to keep it under state control because they want everything under state control. Then, when Labour win an election they can slip nicely into this already established propaganda machine.
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The channel that even trimmed episodes of the Simpsons to remove plot points that they didn’t like (the gun control episode, which was actually quite even handed originally, turned into a feminist parable) and dropped South Park like a hot potato when they started mocking neoliberal ideology instead of just telling dirty jokes.
Just as instrumental in our decision to dump the TV licence as the cunts at the BBC.
Let it burn…
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Good afternoon BB; the bastard Beeb are trying a new tactic with their pathetic letter about my lack of licence fee. On the envelope, under the window for my name and address, there’s now a new long window that says in big, red font:
Official notice: investigation opened
The sad pricks, trying to “shame” me?! like my postman’s going to give a shit.
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Afternoon Thomas.
Send them back a nice ripe dog turd by return mail 👍
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Yes, and use the letter and envelope to wrap it with, after of course, removing any possible identifiers, which includes anything that looks like a bar code or scan tag.
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The best programme C4 ever had was “The Inbetweeners”. Of course you couldn’t show it today partly because they appear to attend a school that is 99% white (raaaaay-sist) but mainly because they continually use the word “gay” as an insult. Which, for normal people, it is. No room for reality in the world of the woke.
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TtCE@ – Afternoon Thomas – just go online (www.tvlicensing.co.uk) and fill in the online form stating that you do not require a TV Licence and renew annually – job done!
And the Capita goons who do enforcement for Al-Beeb have no legal right to enter private property (as in, the boundaries of the property as well as the actual home – if some dodgy looking character hiding their ID Lanyard calls and asks for “the homeowner” that’s Capita), no legal right to question any residents and do not like being filmed whilst up to their shifty and legally ambiguous behaviour..
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Afternoon Mr Fox, and bollocks! I wouldn’t waste even four minutes of my time doing that (filling in their form).
I truly hope that a Capita prick does turn up to my house so I can be extraordinarily rude to him, whilst not admitting even a sniff of wrongdoing.
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I’ve had that red window letter TTCE.
I won’t inform them that I haven’t a licence either.
I like receiving their shitty letters, and wasting their resources.
I read them, laugh, screw them up, and chuck them in the fire.
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A TV, not a fucking licence.
They know I haven’t got a licence.
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I saw a headline ‘ a privatised C4 wouldnt have made Derry Girls’
Cant decide if this is pro or anti sell off.
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A billion quid for this crock of anti English, anti white, pro EU, pro illegal immigration shite?
SOLD! (To Jeff Bezos or George Soros I would presume)..
But the taxpayer will see fuck all of that money.
Channel 4 was launched as “an edgy alternative” – it wasn’t – it was just controlled establishment MSM pretending to be different, but they have repeatedly shown their true treacherous traitor colours (any and all colours except white of course).
Time to stop funding the BBC next – make the programmes people want to watch or go out of business – ask CNN about that one.
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Anti establishment stance.
But want to be paid by the establishment.
Off you toddle Crispin & Cressida, tout your pitch for a documentary about lesbians in syria, or the persecution of trans in Uganda.
Unlucky you cake an eat it cunts!
These gritty films you like?
Love on the dole?
You can live it now😁
Toodles!
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Lefty, woke, irrelevant channel sold to lefty, woke, irrelevant billionaire cunt and surges to new heights of lefty, woke, irrelevancy. Live the dream.
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The only decent thing produced by C4 was the Jools Holland ‘groovy fuckers’ blooper aired live on children’s ITV. Other than that, it’s been a crock of lefty shit since day one. I don’t think it evolved as the Thatcher government first envisaged, but fuck em! Let’s see how a guardianista style tv channel fairs in the commercial market. Not very well is my guess.
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Back in the late 90’s that had all sorts of weird crazy shit on sat night sun morning . Used to have to tape it too pissed to watch it live. Nudes on the Moon was a classic.
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Yes, they also used to show amazing classic foreign movies in from 1am-4am.
Don’t recall, Nudes on the Moon! Sounds made-up, but no it’s real…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czxgLpcFovg&ab_channel=darvamush1
Pass the bong…
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All the foreign fillums seemed to be about young adolescent girls discovering their sexuality which really resonated with me at the time I was discovering mine.
Then BB took over those precious small hour slots and that was that.
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I don’t like C4, the BBC or Sky as they’re all cunts and the rest of the tv channels are shite as well.. The sooner the big asteroid strikes, the better.
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Their latest offering is a place full of awful couples who get to shag all the others to ‘see what effect it will have on their relationships’.
Beyond parody.
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Oh God.
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Some of its detractors called it Channel Flop on its launch, most prescient.
I remember a few years ago they invited that prime cunt, Iranian madman Ahmajinadad, or whatever his poxy name is, to do the alternative Christmas speech, the year after I think, it was Edward Snowden. One of the few decent imports was Homeland, I think that was the last time I looked at C4.
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On a matter of mild interest, actually I was bored to fuck, I flipped through this weeks TV listing magazine.
Jeez, CH4 offerings are, to put it mildly, miserably pathetic.
Do they actually show anything original, or is it all just previously viewed elsewhere repeats, of repeats?
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Always a pretty radical channel, but I can’t help think back to the glory days of its launch in 1982 when it showed some brilliant dramas that were completely at odds with the norm at that time – stuff from overseas, too, like Dennis Hopper’s ‘Out of The Blue’ and ‘The Clinic’, from Australia. Channel 4 Films was good too. I think “Walter”, starring Ian McKellen was shown on C4’s launch night. Hard hitting stuff. British drama was then at it’s peak. “Made in Britain”, (shown on ITV!!!) another masterpiece…when the makers of these films (David Leland, Alan Clarke, etc) did it for the right reasons…not some corporate Netflix woke box ticking exercise. I’m quite indifferent to TV these days (when not wanting to throwing the fucking thing out the window) and I hardly switch on, but I’m so glad that I lived through the golden era of the 1980s.
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Alan Clarke, The Firm, not just the best football hooligan film but a great film in its own right. Gary Oldman’s best role? Yes, in my book. The uncut, directors cut is even better and more brutal. Also good is Elephant. Just shows recreations of sectarian killings in Northern Ireland. Violent, controversial and also brutal.
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