Cunters for your consideration I give you Harry the former half wit prince and migraine his puppeteer.
Where do I start? Oh yes he is intending to sue the government of this country because he wouldn’tt feel safe without the met safeguarding him.
Harry it was you and your rancid tart wanted out in the first place, Why the fuck should we give a shit what happens to you all if some cunt wants to have a pop at you?
Nominated by: CuntyMort
Like many I suspect, I’m heartened by Culture Secretary Nadine Dorries’ comments that she wants a ‘new funding model’ for the BBC when the current licence tax deal expires in 2027.
Unsurprisingly however, a number of ‘personalities’ have leapt to the Beeb’s defence, foremost amongst them being none other than football leg end Gary Lineker.
After giving us a roll call of all the things that Auntie is ‘the best’ at, he states ‘the BBC is revered, respected and envied around the world. It should be the most treasured of national treasures. Something that true patriots of our country should be proud of’.
Well, says him. Okay; Gazza’s clearly got a hard on for Auntie that matches mine for Salma Hayek, but I’m left to ponder precisely why that is.
Oh hang about. It says here that the boggle-eyed, jug-eared cunt trousered a cool £1.36m. from the Beeb in 2021, making him comfortably the Corporation’s highest earner.
Now I wonder if that little matter might possibly influence the colossal cunt’s point of view in any way. How about we put two and two together, and see what answer we come up with…
Nominated by: Ron Knee
Lewisham Council. These cunts have decided to give a Council tax discount to delusional cunts who take in a refugee. A spokesperson for the borough waxed lyrical about what a caring sharing place it is. Caring, my arse. Seemingly no incentives or support being offered to any cunt caring and sharing enough to take in an ex serviceman, for example, or a homeless British person generally.
Is this not discrimination? I wonder how long it is before this council starts forcing the gimmegrunt cunts on anyone who happens to have a couple of square feet spare in their home? The council have said that this scheme is what the people of that borough want, and that they welcome refugees.
I don’t live anywhere near there, thank God, but have you ever received any communication from the local council cunts asking you about what you wanted your money spent on? No, me neither.
Tax breaks a go-go.(Link kindly provided by Dickie Dribbler)
Nominated by: Mary Hinge
And seconded by the linkmeister himself, Dickie Dribbler:
Good old cash strapped Lewisham, “A Borough of Sanctuary”.
https://lewisham.gov.uk/articles/blogs/update-on-the-councils-financial-position
Not too skint to p!ss money up the wall on johnny foreigners who bring sweet FA to the borough but take housing stock, housing benefits, state benefits, NHS appointments, school places etc, etc, etc.
https://lewisham.gov.uk/mayorandcouncil/community-support/refugees/migrants-and-refugees
You’d think they’d need all the council tax they can get to pay for pointless, virtue signalling posts like a Sanctuary Officer.
Perhaps its because I’m getting older and far less tolerant, but I did find noise to be a right old cunt!
Clearly circumstances differ for different people, but in my case I’m awakened by a noisy cockerel doing the “cock-a-doodle-do” 50 times over at some outlandish bloody time.
Then there’s all the audio notifications from my various tablets and phones, some of which I have to leave on because they’re work-related regarding server or job failures etc.
Add to that the racket in the kitchen with the microwave pinging, and the coffee machine peculating, the toaster pinging, and the washing machine whirring.
Then the missus wakes up and almost instantly she switches on either the TV for the BBC news bollocks, or the radio, and some awful 80s radio station. And off she chirps trying to sing with some old cunt pop stars from her era. But quite frankly I’ve heard better noise from the pneumatic drill the local water company are currently using to dig up the same bit of road they dug up about a year ago to fix a leak in the same pipework they laid a year ago!
Then you get the sheep and cows bleating and mooing; and that fucking cockerel is still giving in large an hour after waking me up!
From time to time we might get the military from Eskmeals firing missiles overhead and into the sea – all part of their practice just in case we get invaded. And add to that the RAF and USAF flying their jets overhead, again for a bit of practice, but they’re noisy cunts whatever they’re playing at.
Hop into the car and the dashboard emits the usual beeps and bleeps, and some cunt tells me to fasten my seatbelt.
Then you have the smug-cunt voice on satnav telling me where to go, and when I do get to a customer site they’ve always got a TV/radio blaring in the background.
Cut a very long story short, but even out here in the rural sticks of west Cumbria you still get noise – either noisy devices, noisy animals and/or noisy cunts (especially in coffee shops, Greggs and supermarkets)
Seems that people can’t live without loud irritating noise !
Nominated by: Technocunt
Paper straws. What is the actual point of these monstrosities?
Supposedly it’s to protect the environment, but the fact they get soggy quickly means most of us end up having to use two. Which means even more trees being cut down.
They’re just another another example of an Idea pushed through by the woke brigade which sounds good on paper (pun very much intended), but which in practice does more harm than good.
Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt