are cunts.
Travelling on the good old 08.21 omnibus from Quetta to Peshawar, it seems a Parking Stanley passenger grew irate because the driver was picking up too many passengers for his liking (or perhaps felt insecure about his sexuality what with travelling on a pink bus) and got into a ruck with the wheelman. Unfortunately for all onboard, our irate passenger decided to grab drives by the neck as he was negotiating a hairpin bend alongside a steep drop and the bus took a nosedive into the ravine killing 40 onboard. Now, we all know that the inhabitants of Pakistan are not known for their burgeoning intellect (Nobel prizes won – zero), but Christ on a pedalo, who is dumb enough to start fighting the driver of their transport on the edge of a cliff?? Too much mumbling from the Quran and not enough common sense taught in the local madrassa. So, get your hooter out of your well thumbed copy of ‘Choir Boy Monthly’ and learn some common dog. But my dear fellow cunters, as most of us know, every cloud has a silver lining, in this case, a little accidental birth control, which goes a long way in my opinion.
Nominated by Benito Cuntolini, link by Snigger Snigger.
One bus at a time,isn’t fast enough. Even though the smelly cunts, don’t know the meaning of maximum occupancy..
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40 ramjam buswankers dead?
jolly good show!
much better over breakfast than reading about tapeworms.
Why do all those Stanley blokes have Liam Gallagher monobrows?
what’s that about?
an the women have tashes an look like Ian Rush.
outrageous.
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That link has gone; here’s another:
https://news.sky.com/story/bus-plunges-into-ravine-in-pakistan-killing-40-13560085
Brilliant news!
40 less terrorist pædos + bin bags giving birth to terrorist pædos in the world.
If only something similar could happen on Beachy Head, a coachload of asylum-seeking darkıes going over the edge and plummeting 300 ft, landing on a dinghy of similar filth who’d just pulled up on the beach.
Aaah, if only.
Good morning to one and all.
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Just goes to show that good things can happen.
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I’m just hearing that a fella called Abdul has driven a car into a load of folk at a pride event over in Deutschland.
Seems such as shame because a lot of rainbow people tend to love Peacefuls.
Must have been a secret member of the AFD.
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And the peacefuls love benders just fine, according to David “Tooth Fairy” Paulden…
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Only 40 in the bus?
Disappointing.
They used to get more than that in a clapped out Toyota.
Good morning.
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Driving during strangulation is classed as driving without due care and attention.
hope the driver got points on his and his 3 cousins licence?
probably this is what happened at Berlin Pride parade yesterday.
A aroused driver dabbling with autoasphixiation choking his cock with one hand the other tightening the dog collar around his neck,
vehicle swerves out of control into the crowd of kraut duckyboys,
” oooh, votch ver your going darlink”
feather boas and handbags all over the strausse.
wunderbar
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Morning MNC…in case you were wondering, it’s a no-go with the 🐕🍴, I’m afraid…I enquired, she said no.
I even asked nicely…’Harro, you wanna go out and get a rittle bit of runch? Ruvvery!”
Never mind, it’s probably for the best. Imagine trying to stuff half a pound of sausagemeat into a small, dry, menopausal presumably horizontal container…just ain’t gonna fit.
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I’m surprised at the German police.
The usually deploy those concrete Allahu- akbarriers around Christmas markets and parades such as this one.
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The article said eight survived..
But still being a pàki isn’t what I call survival..
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just reading a very curious case of some woman in Salford who has mushrooms growing out the floor of her flat.
She said this is the reason she has to live on a diet of crisps and biscuits?
hello! mushroom soup, mushroom omelette,
fried mushrooms…
said the Housing Association won’t fix it,
they said they sent workmen,
but she wouldn’t let them in.
she said she panicked as she’s got agoraphobia.
well then chances are your fuckin home then you silly bitch.
let them in!!!
right oddball.
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https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/womans-nightmare-living-crisps-biscuits-34347190
can anyone else make sense of this silly batches reasoning?
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