are cunts.
Travelling on the good old 08.21 omnibus from Quetta to Peshawar, it seems a Parking Stanley passenger grew irate because the driver was picking up too many passengers for his liking (or perhaps felt insecure about his sexuality what with travelling on a pink bus) and got into a ruck with the wheelman. Unfortunately for all onboard, our irate passenger decided to grab drives by the neck as he was negotiating a hairpin bend alongside a steep drop and the bus took a nosedive into the ravine killing 40 onboard. Now, we all know that the inhabitants of Pakistan are not known for their burgeoning intellect (Nobel prizes won – zero), but Christ on a pedalo, who is dumb enough to start fighting the driver of their transport on the edge of a cliff?? Too much mumbling from the Quran and not enough common sense taught in the local madrassa. So, get your hooter out of your well thumbed copy of ‘Choir Boy Monthly’ and learn some common dog. But my dear fellow cunters, as most of us know, every cloud has a silver lining, in this case, a little accidental birth control, which goes a long way in my opinion.
Nominated by Benito Cuntolini, link by Snigger Snigger.
One bus at a time,isn’t fast enough. Even though the smelly cunts, don’t know the meaning of maximum occupancy..
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40 ramjam buswankers dead?
jolly good show!
much better over breakfast than reading about tapeworms.
Why do all those Stanley blokes have Liam Gallagher monobrows?
what’s that about?
an the women have tashes an look like Ian Rush.
outrageous.
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That link has gone; here’s another:
https://news.sky.com/story/bus-plunges-into-ravine-in-pakistan-killing-40-13560085
Brilliant news!
40 less terrorist pædos + bin bags giving birth to terrorist pædos in the world.
If only something similar could happen on Beachy Head, a coachload of asylum-seeking darkıes going over the edge and plummeting 300 ft, landing on a dinghy of similar filth who’d just pulled up on the beach.
Aaah, if only.
Good morning to one and all.
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Just goes to show that good things can happen.
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I’m just hearing that a fella called Abdul has driven a car into a load of folk at a pride event over in Deutschland.
Seems such as shame because a lot of rainbow people tend to love Peacefuls.
Must have been a secret member of the AFD.
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And the peacefuls love benders just fine, according to David “Tooth Fairy” Paulden…
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“Kweers for Palestine”
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A right wing Thuggi perhaps..!
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I think they call it Stockholm syndrome Herman.
Polanski and his merry men would let the Stanley’s bum them to hell and back and gladly ask for seconds
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Only 40 in the bus?
Disappointing.
They used to get more than that in a clapped out Toyota.
Good morning.
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Driving during strangulation is classed as driving without due care and attention.
hope the driver got points on his and his 3 cousins licence?
probably this is what happened at Berlin Pride parade yesterday.
A aroused driver dabbling with autoasphixiation choking his cock with one hand the other tightening the dog collar around his neck,
vehicle swerves out of control into the crowd of kraut duckyboys,
” oooh, votch ver your going darlink”
feather boas and handbags all over the strausse.
wunderbar
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Morning MNC…in case you were wondering, it’s a no-go with the 🐕🍴, I’m afraid…I enquired, she said no.
I even asked nicely…’Harro, you wanna go out and get a rittle bit of runch? Ruvvery!”
Never mind, it’s probably for the best. Imagine trying to stuff half a pound of sausagemeat into a small, dry, menopausal presumably horizontal container…just ain’t gonna fit.
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Morning Thomas 👍
probably for the best.
Too many differences .
she’s made your sandwiches for work,
bat again.😟
and they go Bert Kwouk after a while.
Attacking you when you least expect it,
closeau had awful problems with that.
your doing a presentation at work and she jumps out of a huge birthday cake karate chops you and you both fall through the ceiling of the offices below
naaw,
to much hassle.
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I’m surprised at the German police.
The usually deploy those concrete Allahu- akbarriers around Christmas markets and parades such as this one.
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Hitler is most certainly swivelling in his grave knowing that his beloved fartherland has been overrun with subhuman peacefuls and Tutti Frutti’s. Ive got a feeling this was not his vision of Deutchland
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The article said eight survived..
But still being a pàki isn’t what I call survival..
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just reading a very curious case of some woman in Salford who has mushrooms growing out the floor of her flat.
She said this is the reason she has to live on a diet of crisps and biscuits?
hello! mushroom soup, mushroom omelette,
fried mushrooms…
said the Housing Association won’t fix it,
they said they sent workmen,
but she wouldn’t let them in.
she said she panicked as she’s got agoraphobia.
well then chances are your fuckin home then you silly bitch.
let them in!!!
right oddball.
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That’s Shaun Ryders sister,probably.
See if you can’t get her phone number,Mis,for Tommy cunt engine,now he’s back on the market.
Sure he likes the mushroom scene too.
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https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/womans-nightmare-living-crisps-biscuits-34347190
can anyone else make sense of this silly batches reasoning?
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No.
Crisps and biscuits ?
Yes please 😀
Alright MNC ?
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Ticketyboo thanks Jack👍
it’s finally raining
I’m off to a country show
and I’m free of tapeworm.
what a wonderful world.
you winning pal?
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MNC@ Looks like a good day.
Enjoy 👍👍👍
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What a tale of woe.
The report ends with ‘Enjoyed this story?’
Not as much as I enjoyed the Páki bus story.
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Morning Mis, all.
As a copper told me once, there are people out there whom you just cannot help. She feels worthless? Sounds fair.
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Morning Arfur,
she seems hard work doesn’t she?
Think she’d be happy to have a delicious supply of fresh mushrooms handy?
no pleasing some people eh?
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Things are fine at this end.
Just not been able to get away because of the hot weather.
Not much fun being in a tin box when it’s like that.
Went to Wiltshire in May, came back after five days as it was getting too hot.
The dog hates it.
Had a lovely walk this morning, nice and fresh.
Good day for your show.
Which one is it ?
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PS We are all tapeworm free too. 👍😀
It pleases me to say.
( above post for MNC )
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Romiley Young Farmers show.
Taking my dad, and my niece.
Looking forward to it 😀
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Good morning all.
This is the type of tenant that would make me (as a landlord) sell up and fuck off out of the rental game. A complete fucking hatstand who appears to be doing all she can to avoid paying the rent.
She should book herself into a permanent stay at the funny farm
Fuck off with your crisps, you arsebiscuit.
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After Barry’s link yesterday on the shooting of the pie key cunt in the states
And now this piece of wondrous news.
My cup runneth over 👍
All we need now is the Ebola outbreak to go spasmo epileptic 🤞
It’s turning out to be an absolutely ripping week end.
Truly, I am blessed 😀
A jolly good morning to all 👍👍👍
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And half of France is in flames too Jack!
Unfortunately not the Algerian capital Marseille, but I suppose you can’t have everything.
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It’s the effect on wildlife that bothers me Mr. Twatt.
Not so much people.
The vast majority being cunts.
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Ha ha ha tough titties 😂😂😂😂😂
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🎶 The wheels on the bus aren’t going round and round…
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Whatever happened to nice park keys? In the 90s when I was a teen, we had a family of them running a shop ‘up in the village’ (ie this was semi-rural Wales). It even wasn’t taboo to ask “I’m going up the park keys, does anyone want anything”. Mind you it was only the woman that was lovely, the husband was a right miserable wordless cunt. But she was very friendly and chatty with my mum, so I could go up there at 14 and rent any of the ’18’ videos I wanted. One time the twat tried to refuse me and she came out berating him “He’s [X]’s son, you let him have what video he wants”.
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Wonder which part of semi-rural Wales Wokey? We did amateur radio contests for twenty years from a hill top in Radnorshire. Had many a pint in the Radnorshire Arms in Presteigne.
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Far further South than that, but still hilly and sheepy enough to be semi-rural lol.
I think it was renting the 18-rated VHS of Carrie and the them-days full-frame revealing of Sissy Spacek’s bush that might have put me off the fairer sex 🤭
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Only 40 Pakles in a bus. That’s just a drop in the ocean. Why hasn’t there been news of a suicidal train driver, whose had enough of the smell clinging to his train every day.
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I wish it had crashed into one of their nuke bases.
Set a million to glowing in the dark.
The awful beggars.
Good morning.
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We have The Bottom Inspectors, whereas they should have The Bellend Inspectors and we know their’s will be full of cheese, denying them access to fanny, therefore lowering the population.
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https://www.restorebritain.org.uk/immigration_border_control
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The cock lopping off is the only thing missing, Doctor. Then you wouldn’t need the rest.
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Thanks for the interesting reading. If only they can follow it through. Deport some criminals, but allow some to be murdered by our sporting prisoners, when officers turn a blind eye.
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Where’s an Abert PIERRPOINT when you need one..!
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Was that nom photo (LHS) taken of a vehicle of the locomotive variety pulling in to a subcontinent railway station – or – of the watercraft variety pulling up on a Kentish beach?
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It looks like a combined Parking Stanley breakers yard & clothes market to me. The pic on the right is just another native dope peddler.
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No, it is a locomotive, but it does serve as a training exercise for the Kent beaches; they apparently perform these exercises on a daily basis over there, all funded with Aid from the UK.
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Being a train ticket inspector in them there parts must be a fuckin’ nightmare of a job ..
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The Chinese are just as bad. I had to get rid of my sex starved girlfriend, due to her pissing & sitting whenever the occasion arises. She completely ruined the garden parties I took her to.
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My pakles got no nose. Then how does it smell ? Fucking horrible.
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I see the Berlin attack on the gaylords was the work of an Izzlamic extremist. I am shocked.
Spike Milligan was the only sensible parking stanley I can recall, offhand.
Good morning, everyone.
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We have another brown enemy to add to the ever-expanding list, Twenty:
https://www.skynews.com.au/opinion/depraved-actress-jameela-jamil-torched-for-branding-british-people-most-evil-in-history/video/11a87c5d2f43d8fb3905a290b7e8cdb4
The dirty, ungrateful pakı bitch. I hope one of her fellow turds throws acid in her face.
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The saddest thing about that, Thomas, is that the white Americans are arguing our corner while the white Brits just eat shit.
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OT https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tcaqBdead1w
LOL
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Judi Dench’s cheek skin looks older and more wrinkled than a 115 year old man’s hanging ball sack.
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Doesn’t anybody attempt the skin pull-up ? The difficulty is trying to get rid of the forehead bellybutton and the public hair beard. Never mind about the fucking great knot on top of the head.
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Off out on a long walk with the dogs shortly & this tragic event will put a real spring in my step.
The muzzles are fond of saying such events are the ‘Will of God”, that being the case in this instance, it’s one of the very few times I find myself in alignment with the filthy, degenerate bastard.
Roll on monsoon season to drown a few thousand of the fuckers.
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The Pakis whelp almost 800 baby terrorists every hour so you really need a meteor strike to make a difference.
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They could make this into a film:
● The Pakistanki Job ●
Instead of gold, there would be the smellies. all singing, ‘Ve are de Self-never-washing society’.
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Great idea, Captain.
And the stars of the show, instead of the original mini’s, could be three Audi A3s.
The car chase would be very short though as, in the pursuit of realism, they’d all crash at the first corner.
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Funny you should say that FMC. in september ’84 I started a new job. On my first day I was in the office down on the Bath Road on the north side of Heathrow and a parkey was told to take me to the Volvo dealers to collect my new car. It was terrifying. He had the loud pedal in the carpet at every opportunity but was obviously severely lacking in the driving skills department. It was only weeks later that he lost it on a bend in the wet and made his car banana shaped.
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Or perhaps Jingly Jingly buses?
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The Pakistani pong is so infuriating. Why isn’t there anything to cover it up. Someone would be on to a winner if they could.
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Remember. “The pong from that, was fucking staggering”.
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Dynamite 🧨?
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Carry on 👇 the Khyber…😩
Ding,ding, move along the 🚌 right that’s it aaargh 👊
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All countries have their own opinions on hygiene, that’s why fuck all is done about it.
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For me the most shocking part of this story wasn’t the foolhardy assault on the driver in perilous road conditions nor the resultant death of 40 Stanleys.
Nope.
The most shocking part was learning Pakistan has a hospital. Who knew?
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It doubles up as a Vet, where the goats are put down after being raped.
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