The Home Office has announced plans for those who are granted “refugee status” to repay some of the immense cost of keeping the cunts.
People granted asylum in the UK will be required to pay back around £10,000 towards the cost of their accommodation and support once they start earning, the government has announced.
Adults who have sufficient funds will be asked to pay off the sum over time under new rules included in the upcoming Immigration and Asylum Bill, which will be put before Parliament on Tuesday.
Just wait for the millions to start rolling into the Exchequer…
“The plans will mean migrants working and earning a specific amount will be required to pay back a flat-rate sum, which is expected to be set at £10,000.
The Home Office has not determined how much they would need to earn before making monthly instalments.”
Oh dear.
“The University of Oxford’s Migration Observatory questioned how much money the government would actually be able to recoup through the system, pointing to the low rates of employment and earning among refugees.
Dr Madeleine Sumption said: “In 2023, for example, an estimated 13% of people granted refugee status five years earlier were earning at least £20,000, with the rest either not working or on lower earnings.”
So here we have it,by introducing this ridiculous “get tough” scheme the govt has unwittingly revealed just how workshy and fucking useless all the foreign trash really are.
No doubt the new P.M will make sure it only allies to anyone who earns over his salary.
Fuck off. Oven.
Nominated by Unkel Terry.
Its just a ploy to shut us up.
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That’s odd. I thought doctors, engineers and architects were on good money. Obviously not.
It’s no wonder doctors keep going on strike.
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I wonder how many extra pen pushers will be needed to work out which wøg pays and which doesn’t.?
Just imagine the flowchart involved.
Oh the humanity!
Oven then Oven again.
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All the darkıes who actually work are doing cash in hand stuff like car washes, uninsured food deliveries, nail/tanning salons, etc.
The authorities’ll never claw back any worthwhile amount.
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It won’t even frighten them into fucking off home. That’s our job to kick the cunts out.
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The only scheme worth considering is Deport, this one is a gimmick (Starmers favourite word when in opposition)
The ones crossing the channel are obviously low life or funded scammers going into the criminal network, any qualified individual could apply for a visa.
A good start would be rounding up all the nationalities identified as being a high risk of committing sexual assault and holding them securely until they are removed.
900 arrivals (brought in by border farce taxi) since the king of the north claimed the iron throne and he hasn’t even mentioned it, now we hear that Iran is sending Saboteurs via small boats, fucking marvellous, never mind we have £2 bus fares
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£2 bus fares which refugees and asylum seekers don’t have to pay.
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A feature film should be made into threatening to send them all back and to make it more realistic they have to return, only we don’t let them return, to make it realistic.
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A £10,000 one off payment to be able to live and work in the UK and enjoy the amenities of Our NHS?
Seems like a good deal to me.
Where do I send my cheque?
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Apologies. That should read ‘live and claim benefits’
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To FMC.
It should be broadcast live kicking the cunts out.
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The Government’s piggy bank is empty so they’re paying the bills by dishing out IOUs like confetti. But that didn’t stop King Yosser blowing £30,000 of our moolah flying to Manchester for no good reason this week.
So HMRC had better start issuing all those £10,000 tax demands asap. When no one will accept any more IOUs he’ll have to take the bus for £2.
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Likewise this No.10 North bollocks, Geordie.
It must cost an absolute fortune for security in Downing Street, yet he wants to have two locations, which must mean double the costs.
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You lot on here are never happy..
Albert tatlock has knocked 87p a week off your electricity bill.
OK it has gone up 18% under labour.
You can take as many 2 pound bus trips as you like, OK labour did put the price up to 3 pound first.
And if your a pub owner, you can enjoy a 20% business rate cut, alright it has gone by 80% under labour..
So cheer up you bastards.
Im sure these low IQ,rapey, inbred savages will be filling the treasury coffers to the brim..
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@bz…yep just switched on the one bar leccy 🔥 for an extra 10 mins, going out tonight for a half of mild 🍺,then tomorrow going all the way to Cornwall on the buses…I ‘ate you butler mehhh 🚌
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I was born into an all white society and I want to leave it the same way.
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@sammy…. the only way that’s going to happen is if you teleport yourself back to the days of the teddy boys …rock on 🤨
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Talking of government departments, our younger has received a letter from the “Office for National Statistics” about a survey in which they want her to take part. I have read every word in the letter but cannot ascertain whether the survey is voluntary or legally enforcable. I fear it is a scam whether by government or some other agency. Anyone have any knowledge?
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If it’s about details about they who reside at this address it’s probably genuine arfur – have had the same in the past. Doesn’t stop me wanting to wipe my arse on it and post it back.
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How about shooting a dinghy full of the cunts? Watch the crossings hit zero PDQ.
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Let’s hope a bad winter after the best summer will get shut of the cunts.
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Just one illegal Pákí escalating legal appeals against paying ten grand will wipe out the payments of 100 who might pay.
It just isn’t worth chasing anyone for 10 grand.
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Some of our vulnerable cunts have encouraged this foreign shite, after they found how easy it was to phone scam us out of our money and that’s why they’ve made the effort to travel here and make it easier in person.
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A statement from the prime minister –
” alrite dere la?
right deez immigrants are people just like us,
hardworking, doctors, lawyers, an dat.
Don’t go phoning de birdies if you see one on der high street widda knife.
hes probably a heart surgeon on his way to work.
anybody like dat is welcome in Manchester.
top, sound! buzzin!”
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A statement from the newly reappointed Housing Minister:
‘Fuck ovv, I iz smokin a faaag innit’.
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https://youtu.be/o349pilMgks?is=hZXj55qN2nKdstTP
short musical interlude.
king Crimson
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Kick the rats out
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Why not charge each one that amount, or double, in The Channel before our Government Taxi Boat or the RNLeye pick them up? I’m sure Care for Calais would fund it…
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Well according to the Telegraph this morning, a number of our dinghy refugee guests are actually agents of the Iranian regime who have been financed to sneak into the country via the UK’s do come on in don’t worry about your credentials program. They have been implanted into key UK strategic locations ready to be told where and when to push the detonator on their braces.
No idea how much a state sponsored terrorist earns these days, I imagine it must be pretty good money though?
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It seems like we aren’t the only ones inflicted by wrong-uns.
I just read a heart warming tale of a Irish pìkèy, shot dead by a Vietnam veteran over shoddy building works.
Turns out the travelling community are going to the USA,to rip off old folks..
This fella didn’t take to kindly to it, so shot the cunt dead, with a rifle fitted with a bayonet. Then took his dog for a walk…
Marvellous..
British man shot dead in US by Vietnam war veteran ‘was a member of a traveller con group’ – Mirror Online https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/british-man-shot-dead-us-37432654
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I like to think all pensioners in the US are like Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino.
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Sliding a bit OT, but his widow in that photograph. These women obviously have no appreciation of how ridiculous they look when they have their lips inflated like that.
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Her lips would of stopped a RPG, and I bet the kid has already has it’s ears pierced.
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Why the fuck can’t we arm ourselves..☠️
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Because our cunty governments are shit scared of us minions having access to firearms. Semi auto rifles and pump action rifles above .22 calibre banned , all thanks to the mentalist who shot up Hungerford, all pistols banned thanks to another fucking mentalist in Dunblane. In both cases the perpetrators of the murders should not have had FC’s. The first cunt had no official place to use the rifle so should never been allowed on his firearm ticket even then. The second cuntist was known to be a weird fucker liked little boys and a police officer after visiting him informed his superiors that the man was not fit to hold a FC. Dunblane was horrific but strangely all the evidence gathered was given a 100 year before access. Though this was challenged in court and info was released. Many people killed both perps somewhat odd . Problem is we gave up our right to carry arms etc as sometime in the not too distant past we fell for the government line we will protect you., Absouute bollocks
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BZ@ Reading that link has got my Sunday off to a most splendid start 👍
Good show Baz.
Bloody good show 👏😀
Good morning 👍
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Well done that Yank. Could we club together and pay for his air fare to come over here and polish off a few more?
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So Mo, what you have to do is turn up uninvited and we’ll put you up in a hotel, take care of your camel cock and then send you home with 10k.
Capiche?
The fact that the home office is practically run by Muslims now has no bearing on this policy and it’s definitely not going to be an incentive.
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/civil-service-staff-networks/civil-service-muslim-network
I shit you not!
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Better idea, stop the them crossing the channel in the first place using the Royal Navy. Send the already arrived illegals back to their country of origin and then bill their government for all costs incurred to date instead of spaffing foreign fucking aid on the cunts. Of course our government has no balls to do any of the above so it ain’t gonna happen.
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Due to Anne Widdecombe being murdered for standing up to the truth,
the shithouses back down to prevent then getting the same.
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‘I suppose I’ve created an atmosphere where I’m a friend first and boss second. Probably an entertainer third.’
Yosser turns David Brent:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gDHdpVX0fWE
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O/T, so it begins. Do I smell a General Election in the air..🤔
BBC News – Police investigate donations by Tice company to Reform UK
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yv4r5g55do
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But Reeves budget accounted for an additional 2.5 million immigrants, the fugees are a distraction really as they bring them in by the plane load
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Indeed.
It’s not just the Afrikan and Arab rapísts who are refugees. Is this lousy government going to ask the Ukrainians to pay back everything they’ve been given? Round my way, they have free housing and free money rained down on them, whilst either working online in some Ukrainian job or doing cash-in-hand work. It’s not just the leaders back in CossackLand who are corrupt cunts.
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This was a reply to SixDig, above.
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Everyone’s on the make out of us. The French are pissing on our shoes and telling us it’s raining. They’ve dished out 153 million to Pakistani charities (nothing to do with the Pakistani Muslim lobby), can’t fund our own defence but can fund Ukraine’s.
Oh and Indians on work visas won’t pay NI and neither will their employers, that really helps our own doesn’t it?
Burnham is going to accelerate the slide into brown goo. A large percentage of the population seem to believe that this is all great.
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