Another blow for the Indian Tourist Board.
As is quite necessary when dealing with such subcontinental affairs the reader may wish to only read the following after taking medical advice and then praying with eyes closed..
“The first time Lowri Denman knew something was wrong was when she made the horrifying discovery of a metre-long tapeworm after going to the toilet.
“It looked absolutely disgusting, like Sellotape with like little ridges in it,” said the 42-year-old from Carmarthen.
It was the first symptom of neurocysticercosis, external, which left Lowri with 38 parasites in her brain causing extreme headaches, seizures and psychosis”
The madness of Ed Miliband now laid bare..
“After years of health struggles, the parasites have now calcified in Lowri’s brain.
“I’ve not had any surgery to actually take them out of my brain,” she said. “Apparently they just sort of die down and they calcify basically. So at this point they are now calcified.”
Dr Healy said Lowri had received treatment to “kill all the eggs and happily now seems to be out the other end”..
Indeed.
Never mind the appalling filth,flies,stupidity,corruption,mooning diseased faces of hordes of subhuman you can escape Heathrow and take a lovely trip to India instead.
“humans are infected by consuming food such as raw or undercooked pork, water contaminated with tapeworm eggs, or through poor hygiene practices.”..said Judith Chalmers yesterday.
Fuck off.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
38 brain parasites..
New number 10 up north has 403 parasites, no brains though.
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is the headet pic a picture of the tapeworm or Lowri?
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I thought it was Rear Admiral Streeeting’s ring after a Cabinet meeting…
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Like most people (except MNC of course), I used to enjoy a curry in a curry house…but not now; the thought of those dirty brown cunts touching my food, their brown fingers even browner after pulling mulligatawny soup shit out of their arses and not even considering washing their hands…🤮
I naïvely used to think that ding-dings were better than pakıs, but not now. They’re filthy, smelly, raping, scamming scum.
Good morning to one and all.
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Even Indians know how fucking disgusting and unhygienic Indians are.
That’s why you will never see one eating in an Indian restaurant.
Those travel programmes where they show you around and try to tell you how wonderful and exotic India is…….
They will have a presenter, cameraman, sound man, producer and cook.
It’s impossible to go to India and not get the shits.
If you are looking at losing a few stone in weight and you are prepared to spend 3 weeks on the bog, India is the place for you.
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The whole fucking place looks like it’s been dipped in Rayners unwashed clopper.
Dear me.
Good morning.
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Tapeworms should be available on the NHS as weight loss treatment for fat bastards. Cheaper and with fewer side effects than ozempic.
It would be worth a few headaches to lose 10 stones of blubber, wouldn’t it?
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The stupid cunts that go to Indian restaurants and then joke about having to put a bog roll in the fridge overnight…….
The arse burn and squitters that you get is not because of the spices in the curry.
Cook your own curry at home and use as much spices as you want.
You won’t get the shits.
Your bad guts the day after an Indian restaurant curry is all down to the chefs being unhygienic and the food being rotten.
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Lammy needs putting on the ‘Tapeworm Diet.’ One large parasite feeding off another.
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He would certainly roll with it!
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