Norman Wisdom Skinny Suits


Find me sartorial instincts offended by what da yoot, and alas da not so yoot, are wearing. Not so much suited and booted as squeezed and castrated, todays Woke Warriors have taken to wearing what is apparently known as ‘the super skinny suit’. Yank in origin, say no more, these bollox squishing two sizes too small garments started making an appearance on actors on American chat shows then corporate sponsorship compelled old ugly fucker James Bond aka Daniel Craig to wriggle into one and, God knows how, do a lot of running about on rooftops.

The epitome of fashion? My arse. Go back a bit and ‘50s film star and man of the people and doyen of Albanian Dictator Enva Hoxa, little cunt Norman Wisdom was capering around in the old two sizes too tight.

“Mr Grimsdale! Oi’ Mr Grimsdale my cock is stuck in my trousers an’ it don’t ‘arf hurt”

Cue syrupy Norman song later released on 78 where due to a lot of payola it stayed at no 1 for six weeks and was subsequently found in an old dead cunt’s cupboard during a house clearance. The Don Black lyric also gives an explanation for the famous Norman comedy walk.

Don’t cry for me because I’m a fool
I have tears in my eyes
Because I slipped and split me tool

So my dears for once the Norman Wisdom look is bang on trend and punted out this very moment by overpriced online outfitters to da yoot Asos or do I mean Arse’oles? It goes with the tufty quiff barnet and shoes worn without socks with pointy toes that curve up. I definitely mean Arse’oles.

Go here to Tossers Fashion:

Asos Link

And here for Stormin’ Norman:

Norman Link

Nominated with photos by: Sir Limply Stoke

Football and the Stink of Hypocrisy


”England captain Harry Kane says he wants to “shine a light” on issues around Qatar, where the 2022 World Cup will be held.”

”He mentioned “the rights of women and the rights of the LGBTQ+ community in particular”.

”Kane said it was “important” to use the platform the squad had and that he and other senior England players plan to talk to other national team captains “to see if we can be unified in how we approach it”.

How fucking disgusting that this overpaid cunt, who takes the knee to honour a black criminal should talk about ‘a unified approach’

A report in the Guardian last year said 6,500 migrant workers have died in Qatar since the World Cup was awarded 12 years ago. And for migrant workers read modern slaves with no rights. It was also awarded after widespread corruption and bribery.

What about a ‘unified approach’ to stay home you hypocritical, greedy, callous cunts?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/60852693

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Imitation Yank scored a second from close range with this:

Gareth Southgate.

The big nosed, under achieving cunt is so full of hot air and piss, it’s not even funny. This morning (March 25), he’s featured in a story on the Sly Sports website. Link here:

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/12016/12574897/gareth-southgate-rules-out-england-boycott-of-2022-world-cup-in-qatar

So he’s saying that, having qualified for the World Cup in Qatar, he doesn’t see what England boycotting the tournament would achieve. In other words, let’s not take a stand to uphold a principle. That principle being against the widely reported human rights abuses and Qatar’s ‘unfriendly’ attitude towards the alphabet people, amongst others. In other words, let’s ignore all that and just participate anyway on the basis it’s a sporting event and thus apolitical.

Then here he is in 2020 saying England would walk off the pitch if subjected to racist abuse:

https://www.fourfourtwo.com/us/news/gareth-southgate-suggests-england-would-walk-off-if-subjected-to-racism-again-1591739121000

So let me get this straight, Gareth. It’s OK to take a stand when your own sun tanned millionaire players are subjected to hurty words. But when poor sun tanned workers building the stadiums your elitist millionaires want to play in are being abused and killed, that’s not worth taking a standing against. What did I miss?

Fucking hypocrite. Him and his cuntish squad don’t give a rat’s arse about what’s happened in Qatar. As long as everything is all shiny, new and wonderful they’ll carry on as if nothing has happened. Boycotting the tournament would make a huge statement. He knows it. We all know it. To borrow a phrase from Orwell, ‘All sun tans are equal, but some sun tans are more equal than others’. An inconvenient truth. #BLSM (Black Lives Sometimes Matter).

And in off the post is Cuntybollocks with this:

Gareth Southgate and his Merry Band of Cunts.

Old Wokegate has said England will not boycott the Qatar World Cup over ‘human rights abuses’ (he can’t bring himself to say ‘slavery’ when dark types do it you see.)

However, it seems he and his players are going to organise some kind of protest during the World Cup itself. It will include highlighting the slavery (go on Bignose, fucking say it!) and the lack of rights for the gays.

I really hope he and his fucking dumb team start telling the Middle Eastern throwbacks to legalise the gayness. A few lectures using a microphone on the pitch and parading rainbow flags. Even better, get a tranny mascot to lead the team out?

We can then watch these stupid halfwits getting rounded up by the religious police just as they take a knee. A quick beating and a five minute kangaroo court judgement of 50 years each in a 50C hellhole prison cell, shared with about 20 smelly cutthroat cunts.

Here’s an idea. Leave them to their beliefs and culture. Just don’t push for the cunts to come over here. It’s fucking simple. It’s none of your fucking business. The world knew these cunts used slavery before the world cup. They knew they had strict religious beliefs which makes the gayness illegal.

It should never have been given to the cunts in the first place, how about that you cunts?

But they’ve got it so you either go and shut the fuck up, or stay at home on principle.

But please, please do tell the mad cunts how they should run their country and how to be ‘more progressive ‘ with their religious beliefs.

I look forward to the results.

I’m pretty sure the cunt players won’t miss the opportunity to make a fortune on sponsorship deals during the tournament though, the fucking hypocrites.

I’m sure the 6,500 dead slaves’ families will be thankful for you holding up a banner for ten seconds, while you cream it in and donate fuck all to them, you fucking shithouses.

Remember, black lives matter…well not these ones though.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkwh8A35-AA

Putney Lawn Tennis Club


This tennis club in London has sparked a transgender row after the option for ‘female’ was classed as “no longer valid” on its membership system. A member by the name of Julia Stephenson was trying to renew her £300-per-year membership when she spotted it.

https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/woke-london-tennis-club-slammed-women-not-valid/

(Very short nom, but we allowed it because this needs to be slagged off – NA)

Nominated by: Cunt Me In on

Peter Edwards


I would like to give the most monumental of all cuntings to the most insignificant woke weasel on the planet.

Peter Edwards (yes I hear you all say who the fuck is this cunt)

Well he is the former editor of the labour list(what the fuck is that you are all saying) I don’t know either he is such a nonentity that he’s not even editor anymore.

At 6pm every night I like to watch GB News and Dewbs and co and this oily little virgin fucktard seems to be on every week I think he’s only on to be mocked.

This man is so dull with his monotone robot voice and he looks like plug from the bashstreet kids (so not much going for him there)

This proper libtard leftie has to constantly make his point heard and any other persons view is wrong because like all lefties they are correct and everyone else is wrong (you all know the types)

So I give this twat a cunting of epic proportions he is the poster boy for what happens to kid when they were bullied at school and probably never had a girlfriend in his life probably likes it up the shitpipe anyway the dreary little melt.

I would rather sniff Katie price’s gaping growler for 2 hours solid than listen to this cunt for 5 minutes.

Thanks for listening to my rant.

Nomiated by with photo: Codhead Cunt

Seconded with helpful link provided by: Miserable northern cunt

https://youtu.be/gXqHkdfFprY

There you go admin.
Good nom Codhead?

This bony sneering little shit raises my hackles too.

Changes to Sweden


The Changes to Sweden over the last 40 years seem to be a right fucking cunt by what I see and read of it nowadays.

Back in the 1980s Sweden appeared to be a country on an upwards trajectory towards economic prosperity, it had a low crime rate and its people seemed happy yet kept that Scandinavian reserve. Their population were well educated mainly; and most spoke some English. Importantly Abba ruled the world. It seemed that nothing could go wrong for the beautiful Swedes. The birds were Fit and quite liberal in their attitudes to rumpy pumpy. I will eulogise no further see link below.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roaring_1980s

Fast forward to more recent times and things do not seem that rosy.in beautiful Stockholm and Malmo.

What has changed? why has this happened?

Two major changes seem to have happened They joined the EU by a slender majority (fools) and this in turn led to unfettered multitudinous immigration by peoples who were just not in tune with the Swedes and were certainly not going to change just for their hosts. The multitudinous arrival of Mr and more Misters peaceful. (Seems like Mrs peaceful wasn’t invited to the party in the same numbers!! Odd?) seems to take place only once they are entrenched into the EU!.

Their economy is now tied to Brussels and is not doing all that well, shame socialism strikes again. One thing on the up seems to be bombings, stabbings and gang rapes? Hmmmmmm not sure what might be the reason.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-5033997

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-56272565

France24 News Link

Wikipedia Link

Maybe and I am not by any means certain that these two changes have ushered in a new, less glamorous prosperous Sweden? maybe its Climate change, what ever it is it’s a cunt.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt