Comrade Drakeford and the “Basic Income Pilot”

A “hammer and sickle” cunting for our favourite Welsh windbag Mark Drakeford and his push to turn Wales full communist with his “pilot scheme” (they said the same about income tax as I recall) to offer 18 year olds leaving care in Wales a guaranteed basic net income of £1600 a month.

Don’t get me wrong – teenagers leaving care have generally been through the wringer and I have no issue with them getting a bit of a hand up and some financial security but this money will not be means tested and recipients can still claim full housing benefit and Council Tax benefit, as far as I can see from the lengthy, shifty and seemingly deliberately ambiguous wording of the legislation.

This is not a proposal, this is being implemented by the windbag commie prick, and after doing a few calculations based on NMW from April onwards people on minimum wage will receive £1450 net monthly and out of that will have to cough around another £6-7 hundred Pounds a month on rent/mortgage/Council Tax.

It will not stop here – Drakeford has every intention of rolling this out to include employees and I ask why the hell would anyone be up at 5AM every day for a shift of dismal graft when they can just sit around playing the Xbox (other brands are available!) and be paid more? It will not just stop at this – the policy is the thin end of the wedge.

This kind of “daft English cunts great financial giveaway” is happening in various guises in Scotland and Ireland as well and I ask – where does this end? How much longer can a dwindling English workforce continue to be bled dry by parasitic socialists?

So, my proposal?

Offer England (and ONLY England) a Referendum on whether we want independence from three “Home Nations” who hate us but love our free money (where have I heard that before?) so they can try standing on their own financial feet for the first time in UK history and see how they enjoy living in the real world?

And a quick addendum if I may – I have no issue with anyone from any of the Home Nations who does not hate me just for the fact I am English, but far too many do – I am a quarter Welsh, a quarter Irish, half English with Scando-Nordic DNA (What a fkin mix!) so it is kind of fair to say I have a foot in a few camps on this one.

I took the opportunity to email Kim Jong Drakeford to ask if this scheme will be extended to prisoners being released from sentences for sex offences but no answer as yet! ?

We will own nothing and we will be happy..

Nominated by Vernon Fox…

With additional musings by Clown Clown the Cunty Man: 

Universal Basic Income –

What a great idea! Not.

It’s going to turn people into jealous savages. What is the incentive to get out of bed when these lazy cunts get paid £1,600.00 a month.

When I’m going to work for a grand. Smells of socialism and cohersion to me.

At the end of the day it’s the government’s job to balance the books and it’s up to Royalists to look after the county. If you are not going to tell the truth when in government and the non working benefit scabs get paid more than the standard soldier. What is the incentive? Oh I know it’s the remainers trying their best to devlaue the pound again.

It seems government nowadays is like a big social experiment as opposed to actually dealing with big problems.

A cunting please for Dave, that’s the TV channel, not any random “Dave” you might happen to know.

Everything about this channel is irritating in the extreme, not least the mock- matey name of the channel as if “Dave” is someone you know from the pub.

I rather enjoy the old Top Gear with Clarkson and also Red Dwarf, so I don’t mind the endless repeats of those, although there are only so many times that you can watch them. Outside of original Top Gear and Red Dwarf, everything on Dave is depressing, woke, liberal garbage. Endless repeats of Mock the Week, Have I got News for You, the hopelessly smug QI and the tedious Dave Gorman’s “ Modern Life is Goodish”.

As if this were not enough, Dave has commissioned “original comedy” which is anything but original as it usually features the same old, tired woke twats – Dara O’Brainless, Jon Richardson and his annoying, squeaky wife, Ramesh Rogawhatsit and his annoying mum and extended family, the unspeakable Nish Kumar, Kathleen Ryan and that man with the huge teeth.

Fill this in with endless repeats of brain dead American “reality” shows and annoying sponsorship jingles for “ Motor Easy.Com”, which eat into your brain all day, and you’ve got the formula.

I would rather spend my day reclining in a puddle of vomit.

https://dave.uktv.co.uk/shows/

Nominated by: MMCM

This is a strange one I admit, but as some cunters already know, I do like a good crime documentary. The psychology of the killer and the cops trying to catch the cunt. Macabre for some, but fuck off I like watching such shite.

Anyway, I’ve been noticing a trend in a few documentaries in recent times.

It seems quite a few serial killers are gays. Coincidence? I’d need to see stats, but they’re hard to find. They do seem to be overrepresented though.

In these documentaries (and true crime dramas such as the one about Steven Port or Dennis Nilsen) there seems to be a cry that the cops and the media and general public are homophobic.

And that the gays are innocent victims. The recent ones on Dennis Nilsen and the one on Peter Moore were like this. Even the Yanks were at it on a recent one about Jeffrey Dahmer. They added a bit of ‘racism’ too (Dahmer bummed then ate a fair few dark keys).

Yes,everyone is a ghastly homophobe. They’re innocents (and for the most part, they are of course).

One fact is never mentioned though.

It was a fucking gay doing the killing.

Fuck off

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0013prs

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Seconded by: ElDiablo666

I have to second this. It seems these idiots go digging back through history, and then just make shit up to suit the ‘pro LGBT’ crap they already ram down our throats. I expect we’ll soon see that either Oswald or JFK was gay, or that George Washington won the American War of Independence BECAUSE he was gay. they love screwing with the past and making this crap up. For example, Batwoman is now a lesbian? Yeah, lets change a pre-made idea to suit our agenda, and ram our LGBT crap down peoples throats again. Of course, everyone knows that Churchill and such didnt win WWII without many black, asian, gay and lesbhan transgenders on his staff. Get fucked.

The Cost of Living Crisis

Don’t know about you, but I’m sick and tired of hearing these snowflake whinging cunts banging on about the ‘cost of living crisis’. The yoof of today haven’t got a fucking clue. They had it so soft for so long that they’ve nothing to compare today’s so called ‘crisis’ to.

So let’s put the poor little fuckers straight :

Petrol prices : Todays headline screaming that it will cost £81 to fill your tank. Must be a fucking big tank. But that aside, the price per litre ‘could’ soon approach £4. Let’s ignore the fact that in 2008 it peaked at £3.96

Interest rates : Shock horror – bank rate has risen to 0.5%. Fuck me, in 1979 it was 17%

Mortgage rate : Current fixed rates are high for recent times at around 6.9%. In 1979 they were 15%

Easy access savings rates : This one really pisses me off. Currently around 0.45% but not a thought for the poor fucking oldies like me. In 1980 you could get 14.5%. When I retired 18 years back, I was getting around 6.5% on my savings but never mind what that’s done to my income ‘cos old cunts don’t count

And last but not least, inflation. Let’s all throw a wobbler at 5.1% ignoring the fact that it’s base was a year decimated by Covid so not really a fair percentage to quote. As recently ago as 1990 it was running at 7.5%

And while we’re at it, don’t start me on food banks. Let them eat fucking cake! We never had food banks and we lived to tell the take. What cunt thought those up?

So what the fuck is all the fuss about. Just fuck off, get a sense of perspective and stop moaning. You parents and grandparents went through far worse and lived to tell the tale.

Know nothing, woke cunts! Run back to your safe spaces and shut the fuck up. You’re really pissing me off…

 Nominated by: Rt. Hon. Dioclese