Whoopi Goldberg [4]

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”Whoopi Goldberg demands apology from Royal Family for slavery”

Yes, this immensely talented and versatile actress has brought her considerable intellect to bear on the slave trade. A few hundred years ago.

Leaving aside the fact that, but for the slave trade:
a) She would be wallowing in an African shithole in poverty and probably dead by now.
b) It was her ancestors that supplied the slaves in the first place.
c) Slavery still exists in the land of her forebears.

What fucking difference does an apology make other than to inflate this stupid cunt’s ego and self importance?

And where the fuck did she get a Jewish name from?

She should stick to shite films and whatever the fuck her talk show does instead of trying to out virtue the appalling Oprah Winfrey.

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Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Dead Pool [244]

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Blimey that was a quicky (If you will pardon the pun)

Congratulations to Captain Quimson who correctly predicted the demise of the veteran Hollywood actor Nehemiah Persoff.Persoff died today aged 102 and starred in many Classic Films such as On The Waterfront , The Harder They Fall , Some Like it Hot , Yentyl and many more.Persoff was 102 and turned to painting in his later years following a stroke.

On to Deadpool 244

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Please check your names haven’t already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.

########## New clarification. Pool victories will be awarded in order of death announcements being made. Otherwise it becomes too complicated as there are time differences in different countries and if a death is announced a week later that is potentially 3 or 4 pools that get cancelled out and I personally cant be arse to deal with all that .Any massive objections let me know in the comments.(Shaun)

Dead Pool [243]

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Congratulations to yours truly (Shaun) who this time has actually won the Dead Pool by picking Vladimir Zhirinovsky the Liberal Democrat party leader in Russia who predicted almost to the day the Russian invasion of Ukraine having been a close ally of Putin`s.He died today after a long illness aged 75 .He contracted Covid in February and never fully recovered despite being vaccinated about 8 or 9 times.

On to Deadpool 243

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Please check your nanes havent already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.

IKEA [2]

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Voyerism in the Staff Toliets -Sponsored by IKEA.

Firstly if you want to spy on people do a better job of it. Secondly if you really do have a solid drug and drink policy why do you just ask them to take a private test for drink and drugs and thirdly maybe listen to employees because most decent people don’t want to have thieves among their ranks or smack heads interrupting a fantastic bowl curler.

Do you know what I’ve worked for companies like this when you need to sign in to have a shite. Do you think people are going to want to work for cunts like you when you have to sign in for a shit???? Fuck off dirty perving cunts.

Oh don’t worry it’s ‘Accidential’

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Nominated by: Clown Clown the Cunty Man

Professor Chris Whitty (3)

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Whitty -WTF

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/health/1585589/coronavirus-uk-news-update-symptoms-variant-worse-than-omicron-could-hit-uk

Here is an idiotic fucker of the highest order!

Is anybody still listening to this twat? I thought it was about time he popped his head above the parapet again after being so quiet, now that we have all “got back to normal”. I concluded a long time ago that it was probably not the politicians that were trying to dictate to me what a could and could not do in my own home – but it was the “men in white coats”. If I wanted anyone to dictate to me like that – I would move to North Korea.

If I had my way, this fucking alien would be in prison for fucking up the lives of millions of families, severely affecting our schoolkids, destroying hundreds of thousands of small businesses – all for what? Apparently saving 300 lives (govt own figures – restrictions made a 0.2% difference to mortality rate, 0.2% of 150 000 deaths = 300 deaths). And the figures also suggest that the 300 lives “saved” would probably all have died soon from something else anyway (re. average age).

New strain worse than Omicron? Has he not listened recently? We have been told that it should more rightly been named Omicold! And probably is a good vaccine in its right. Future lockdowns? The man is demented. Somebody please lock him up – or at least remove him from circulation.

This twat is a waste of oxygen.

Nominated by: Cassandra

Seconded by: Spanky Mc Spank

I’d second that with a Whitless cunting for our old friend Covid tacked on.

It seems that the misery in Eastern Europe is no longer depressing enough for the MSM and they are now getting back on the dreaded covid bandwagon and pushing it hard.

I’ve heard quite a bit on the radio lately about “rising levels” “hospital admissions” and even new variants that don’t even exist. Seems they are determined to keep pushing this one but I think Boris and all his loser pals would find it a pretty hard sell now unless it’s like the fucking T Virus or something.

Fuck Covid, Fuck Whitty and his trouser lining pals and fuck the whole scamdemic…it can suck my cock.