Torsten Bell-end

What sort of wanker has a name like “Torsten”, especially when he posers as the guardian of the working class?,

I hear you ask, well – Ding Dong Torsten is the head of The Resolution Foundation. a “think-tank” (if sticking your tongue up Kweer’s arse can be regarded as thinking), who like that other BBC favourite placeman, Simon Calder, is always ready, following a blast from the marshall’s whistle to turn up on Wireless 4 to give his advice and little opinions on the state of the economy – independent, of course, but always vaguely anti-Conservative.

Even though currently out of Britain (he is in the States and in my opinion can keep him along with Harry Hewitt and his tart) he vouches his latest thoughts:

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I just don’t like the cut of the man’s jib, and if you appoint yourself the spokesman for the poor, for fucks sake call yourself Bill, Steve, Jack – fuck the Torsten -that is definitely for the Islington and Oxford set, when they are quaffing the champagne.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Elon Musk Haters

Elon Musk has had his fair share of critics here. But I have to say that I have earned a new respect for him over his purchase of the imbecilic, Libtard messaging service, Twitter.

Musk began his purchase of Twatter by saying that from now on the site would respect freedom of speech and that members would be free to say what they wanted, without fear of censorship, so long as it was within the law.

As soon as the ink was dry on the deal, Libtards, woke morons and the usual suspects suffered a catastrophic emotional meltdown. The Democrats “feared” that Musk would now allow the return of Trump to Twatter. The Democrat governor of Massachusetts complained that Musk’s takeover would be “dangerous for democracy”. The EU thundered that it would take action against Twatter if it “violates its social media rules” and becomes a platform for “preaching hate”. Here in the UK the Labour Party said Twatter must be forced to change its operating platform if it allowed posts that promoted “fake news and abuse”.

Meanwhile, Musk has attacked the “extreme anti-body reaction from those who fear free speech”. He said that if legislatures want to attack free speech then they must obtain public support for those measures and pass them as law. Without those laws, Twatter will allow free speech within the scope of the existing law. He says that he hopes his worst critics will remain on Twatter, because that’s what free speech means. He described himself as a “free speech absolutist”.

Musk is absolutely right. Putting aside the concern that illiberal woke governments will try and circumscribe free speech even more, Musk is spot on in saying that he will allow legal and unbridled free speech. That means no more suppressing on Twatter of legal expressions of doubt, such as the ridiculous debate over the nature of women and trannies, and no more politically motivated bans like Trump.

Up until now Twatter seemed fine with fake news that fitted their woke ideology. They were quite happy banning accounts which did not meet their woke agenda. I heard no complaints about abuse or fake news then.

How delicious it is to see the woke idiots hoist by their own petard. Their favourite website is about to be used to challenge them. As a consequence they are having a nervous breakdown. The natural enemy of wokies is free speech. The prospect of them no longer having control of an avenue of Marxist brainwashing and bullying is driving them to distraction.

I will enjoy the show as they squirm. In the meantime, watch out for these critics of Musk’s takeover of Twatter. Every single one of them is guaranteed to be a Marxist, woke, authoritarian hater of free speech.

Cunts.

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Nominated by: MMCM

Lauren Evens – Twat Lips

(Probably the best blow job ever for some desperate deviant! – Day Admin)

This made me howl with laughter.
The picture in the report! Oh, my days!
Why on earth do these silly tarts do stuff like this?
If it’s not some idiot having the Greggs logo tattooed on her arse, it’s another one driving all over to find the “best” sausage roll. As if a master baker goes into every shop at 3am to make the bloody things from scratch!
Then you’ve this loon ( and many others) getting injections of poison.
What could possibly go wrong?

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I’d call her a moron, but think that’d be unkind to morons.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Dead Pool [246]

Congratulations to Jeezum Priest who correctly predicted that Minder, The Sweeney and New Tricks star Dennis Waterman would be the next dead dude.Waterman was 74 and died today in Spain meaning he has written and sung his last theme tune.

On to Deadpool 246

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next. It is first come first serve. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Please check your names haven’t already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.

########## New clarification. Pool victories will be awarded in order of death announcements being made. Otherwise it becomes too complicated as there are time differences in different countries and if a death is announced a week later that is potentially 3 or 4 pools that get cancelled out and I personally cant be arse to deal with all that .Any massive objections let me know in the comments.(Shaun)

David Smith and Media Omission

This piece of work was a Tory councillor, who resigned from his post after he was charged with diddling little boys. He’s now been found guilty and will be sentenced next month. He would spend cash on them, get them high on drugs and then molest them when they slept, by all accounts. A real fucking piece of shit.

I’m am also cunting the media here, who all seem to be covering the story of the conviction, but not another fact they will all be aware of.

He campaigned for transgender bathrooms.

Obviously completely irrelevant to the story of his conviction. Nothing to see here.

Get to fuck.

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Nominated by: Cuntybollocks