Lenny Henry [9]

Looks like someone has taken the lid of Sir Lenny (I hate whitey) Henry’s coffin. The cunt now says festivals are not black enough. I am always amazed that no one insights racism more than a person who talks about others being racist.

Lenny, you have had a lucky career, about as funny as genital warts, but you plays the race card at every opportunity and it’s fucking boring you cunt.

I go to a few festivals and have been to many in the past, and those who want to go can go. If black folk don’t want to go it’s their choice. I don’t hear you cunting on about the lack of white folk at Afro Caribbean Festivals though Len.

Let’s be honest you cunt, most of you fame was playing what most now consider racial stereotypes……………are you going to apologise…………….oh and didn’t you make a film where you played a white bloke………….but that alright in your fucked up world


Nominated by: DryItchy Cunt

With an encore performance from: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Lennie fucking Henry a ‘comedian’

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Below taken from some conversation he had with Clive Myrie:–
”Sir Lenny Henry described the lack of Black people at Glastonbury ‘interesting’

”The actor and comedian, 63, also said he was ‘surprised’ by the lack of diverse faces at festivals in the UK generally.”

‘I’m always surprised by the lack of Black and brown faces at festivals. I think, “Wow, that’s still very much a dominant culture thing”.’

”Sir Lenny, who is fronting a two-part documentary about Caribbean culture in the UK, also addressed Clive recently becoming the first black host of long-running BBC quiz show Mastermind.”

‘It’s great to have David Olusoga on television talking about black British history that goes back to Hadrian’s Wall,’

I dont mind Myrie, he seems a decent sort and a good journalist. Olusuga is a cunt with a chip on his shoulder who grasps at the tiniest evidence to show that Britain was built by kaffirs and that we are racists for not acknowledging this ‘fact’

Henry whose prominence owes everything to his colour and nothing to his talent is desperately trying to play the race card where there isnt one.
Nofucker stops blacks going to festivals. And his talk of Myrie on Mastermind hiints at affirmative action by the BBC (as in Henry’s case) rather than Myrie’s merit.

Lenny Henry. A talent free cunt with a short memory.

Katanga anyone? Whiting up anyone? Stereotyping blacks in his ‘comedy’ anyone.

What a pathetic, race bandwagon jumping, cunt.

And another one, this time from Cuntamus Prime

It’s festival time.

Glastonbury is coming up so i’ve decided to cunt it especially in light of Sir Lenworth of Henry’s comments on diversity.

I’m sorry chum but it doesn’t matter how many Jay-Z, Storm-Z and hungry hungry Lizzo (Z’s = buckets of chiggun ) acts you see promoted it’s a festival for the Cressidas and variations of Edward who want to see the doyen of this sort of soft faggut music, Ed Sheeran weeping on stage while he sings about the Joker nd the Queen. It’s about the middle-aged Tobiases with their man buns and non-binary toddlers who want to dance to George Ezra. It’s about witless Lily Allen and William Eilish fans. It costs nearly £300 to watch absolute dogshit in a field.
Indie Crap
folksy crap
Aged rocker crap
Token crap.

Black people are better off out of it. No such thing as ‘da streets’ at Glasto. Any black people there will instantly became ‘magical negroes’ to the soft liberal white folksy freaks… types

They’ll all be waving Ukrainian flags this year as well. Is there a more blonde blue-eyed nation on Earth?

More importantly, do the brethren want to be patronised by oily Blair-faced Oasis fans and selected wreckage from along the M4 corridor?

Emily Eavis needs to stand down and let Lord Fiddler take over, or just leave it to cows and sheep. it’s a corpse and as rock and roll as a property portfolio.

Lenny Henry [4]


BBC luvvie Sir Lenny Henry will be celebrating his 60th birthday on 29th August.

The corporation have decided to commemorate the occasion with a Sir Lenny Henry 60th Birthday Special. For your diaries it will be shown on Wednesday 22nd August (actually not his birthday) at 8pm.

The comedy extravaganza is to be hosted by racist and former newsreader Sir Trevor McDonald and featuring the unfunny racist one from Tiswas (spot the connection) and the extremely memorable Premier Inn adverts, (as to be honest I am struggling to find anything meaningful he has done in the last 20 years).

They will be joined by special guests we all thought unfunny the first time round, many, many years ago.

Make sure not to miss it, as it promises to be an evening you will never forget and a real fucking treat.

Nominated by Willie Stroker

Comic relief (4)

Be fair… it’s shit isn’t it?

Every year the chuggers wheel out a load a load of puerile, cheap telly courtesy of the BBC. It ain’t funny, it’s just a load of people arsing about to part us from our hard earned cash. Nationalised chugging persuading us to give money to spongers, third world dictators and people in famine and war zones breeding children when they should know better. How do they manage it? Anorexics don’t have children – their bits shut down. So how the fuck do they manage it in these third world shit holes?

Sir Lenny fucking Henry FFS! The only knighthood he should be have would be one to keep his ears warm in bed.

Rant over. Won’t be watching. Won’t be donating. If everybody did the same, we could get shot of this crap once and for all!

Nominated by Dioclese

As if we don’t pay enough in taxes in contributions to the overseas aid budget It’s that time of year again when the biggest bunch of left-on virtue seeking wankers appears on our screens and airways, telling us to part with even more of our hard earned… crowds of nobs drive their cars around with stupid plastic appendages attached to the grill and others dress in fancy dress crap or bake cakes for ‘good causes’. Cunts one and all.

A quick look at the Red Nose Day website shows you those ‘good causes’ there’s a picture of ….lots of little sambos all smiling like heavenly angels for the camera, with a ginger cunt (Cordon?) but you can just see in reality the little peaceful ones are really thinking, I wish my brother mustapha had returned with the AK47 sooner…

The website even have the balls to tell you they are making a difference in the UK and Africa. FFS what is this obsession with helping the lazy good for nothing sand wogs and jungle bunnies. We tried for years – but you can’t help those that don’t help themselves. Why don’t we learn.?

And if that’s not bad enough the Beebistan Broadcasting Caliphate are using our licence fee money to run adverts promoting the whole sordid event every time there is a gap in programmes. The latest I heard on the radio this morning tells me to tune in Friday for hours of comic fun and entertainment. Really??? I’d have More fun pulling me own nasal hair.

The whole advert thing was scripted around ‘Sir Lenny Henry and invites us to enjoy the evening with the likes of Jo fatty Brand, that bird that was once in Doctor Who – Cunthrine Tait the oh ‘so funny’ mincing Grahcunt Nortone and Uber Cunt Russell Bland….

Hell of night that’s gonna be, fat dykes, gay Iorish fellas and a long haired tallentles uber cunt… Think I’ll spend my cash on a whiskey or too, so I can cultivate my own red nose.


Nominated by Leonardo di Cunty

Lenny Henry [3]


Sir Lenny (fucking racist twat Henry) is about to receive an award from those placating cunt luvvies at BAFTA (Bastard and fucker twat awarders) for his “Contribution to TV”

ummmmm what contribution? Is that the “darkies are underrepresented on TV contribution” or the “Bastardisation of British culture on TV contribution” or even the “Turn on and slag off all the white people who supported his lousy career when he was just the darkie who won new faces or whatever that awful show was he was in” or is it his contribution to “shagging other women behind his idiot leftie wife’s back for years and still convincing people he was a good bloke contribution” because it certainly can’t be his ads for that dreadful motel with “extra comfy beds” that always seem to be situated by the UK’s noisiest and most polluted roads contribution.

Oh but maybe it’s his contribution to that scamming shit Comic Relief who fund arms in Africa and child slave labour with the British public’s hard earned cash. After all he was the co founder along with that other cunt Richard Curtis (don’t get me started on that Cunt)

The award he is being given is in honour of Alan Clark that well known white leftie film director who worked for the BBC for years directing and promoting tripe such as Made in Britain, and who loved to rubbish our troops role in Northern Ireland.

Cunt’s awarding cunts for being cunts. I believe that deserves a major cunting.

Nominated by: Kath

‘Sir’ Lenny Henry [3]


Sir Lenny Henry? What has this cunt got this gong for? For being one of the unfunniest men in the world? For being a first class hypocrite? I bet all the right on brigade will pipe up about Henry ‘Encouarging diversity…’ Which basically means that he constantly moans about there not being enough black people (ie: himself) on television.

Nominated by: Norman

Sir Cunt? Shurely not! For services to ‘charity and comedy’. Well maybe the first (at a push) but comedy? Definitely not! He’s one of the most unfunny fuckers around. Even that fat bird he was married to was funnier. Maybe that’s why she buggered off because his ego couldn’t take it?

Anyhow, I thought you weren’t supposed to talk about these things before they were announced officially. But then how could you expect a racist cunt like Sir Delbert Fucking-Wilkins to respect protocol?

It’s ‘crucial’ they withdraw it immediately. That’d fucking teach the cunt!

Nominated by: Dioclese