Doctor Who the Fuck!? (7) and the BBC What the Fuck!? (62)

(The New Doctor : Ncuti Gatwa – Day Admin)

I would like to take this opportunity to offer the current guardian’s of “Dr Who” for a cunting.

On my return this afternoon from the golf ?️‍♀️ course the radio voice in my car said that the new doctor Who would be played by a Scottish actor. The said his name but it didn’t really sound very Scottish therefore I looked this up when I got back home.

See link please. BBC News Link

Well now I’ve tried to read his name I’m still at a loss of how to pronounce it. From the picture he looks more like a half of Guiness than a pint of heavy.

To me just another effort to be inclusive and tick boxes rather than follow the creators take on his creation. And it’s a Cunt.

That’s all folks A Cunt.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

And seconded by: Sixdog Vomit

Seconded!

A cunting for predictability above anyone else. We all suspected that the BBC would follow a woman with a black person and he’s also an anal
Inspector.

How transparent is the BBC’s priority of pushing work agenda above quality entertainment?

Wonder how many more will cancel their license now?

Dr Who doesn’t exist anymore, the evil ones have taken over.

 

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And there’s even more. This time from Norman

The BBC are cunts again…

Didn’t see this coming, did we? There are Daleks on Skaro who knew the next one was going to be black. Ah, but has the lad been chosen because of his acting skills, or because of his skin colour?

I think we all know the answer to that one. After all, this is the BBC we are talking about.

Still, it could be worse. At least it’s not another fucking woman…

Sky News Link

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..and more. This time from Lord of the Rings

Russell T Davies, the BBC and Ncuti Gatwa? (me neither?)

photo : Guardian Photo Link

link : Radio Times Link

Rwandan/Scottish !! ‘star’ Ncuti Gatwa (who ?) has been announced by the BBC knobs and grinning moron Russel T’wat’ Davies to replace Jodie ‘I’m shit’ Whittaker as the new Doctor Who(gives a shit).

I won’t be watching, as I quit soon after Jodie ‘breathless – look I’m zany’ Whittaker fucked things worse than they’d already got.

Did the BBC even have a white heterosexual on the short list ? I fucking doubt it.

Just as an aside, I was at ‘Star City’ on Saturday to watch ‘Thunderball’ as they are showing all the Bond movies….

Despite the news media constantly telling me that ‘Black/ethnics’ are a minority and repressed by the ‘white privileged’ majority, as a Caucasian male, I represented maybe 5% of the people milling around……welcome to 21st Century Great Britain

 

Claudia Winkleman (4) – Beyond the Fringe

Claudia Winkleman is a cunt,

this fucker gets on my nerves, due to those stupid adds she does, her silly voices, the knowledge that loads of people she works with took a pay cut so she could have a pay raise, but mostly because of her fucking stupid hair.

If there was ever anyone who needs a down to the wood hair cunt, its this cunt, fuck off Claudia and take that stupid mop with you, don’t you own a mirror?…

MSN News Link

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

Sir Keir Starmer (17) and Beergate

.(“You’re my best mate you are!” : Tweedledumb & Tweedledumber – Day Admin)

“A man with very high standards!” and one who has not relented in his Party Gate flack, directed at Johnson and Sunak. “Well I really think it’s time to give that one a rest. But I guess as a former D.P.P. you might think it gives you some reason, and I guess your timing has been impeccable.

But really if you think about it, the collateral damage done should have been a lot worse. Doesn’t that tell you something about yourself? Well sir! The Durham police are reopening their case on Beer Gate, so I suggest you shut the fuck up forthwith.and with any luck, you and your beer drinking buddies, will all get punished as well.

I will then have 6 of what you had, as I expect you have high standards with beer.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Lord Scunthorpe

And here’s another one, this time from Fuglyucker

MSN News Link

Kier Starmer is a cunt, the liar, liar pants on fire calling cunt who loves nothing more than criticizing Boris the idiot for the slightest little thing has now been caught out doing virtually the same thing and is pulling the same bollocks excuses about technically not breaking the law…

What a wanker, this is supposed to be the guy who will do a better job than the bag man of running the country.

Normally with these fuckers at least one of the cunts is better than the other, but i dont know in this case, they are both full of shit, both trying to fuck each other over, the only reason Boris the buffoon got in, is because he was slightly less of a cunt than that wizened oil fuck, Comrade Corbin.

Last time i voted for Nigel Forage and as did lots of others and as soon as he was looking strong the prick bottled it, so this time i voted by not voting, they are all elevens on the cunt scale, especially Starmer, fuck em all.

The house of cretins is a steaming pile of pig shit populated by useless, lying, porn watching, rule breaking cunts…..


And here’s another, this time from Sick of it

A fuck of cunting for Sir Kweer.

The cunt has now gone on record that he will step down if he gets a fixed penalty fine over Beergate, it also appears that because the press have outed Angie (she wasn’t there but she was) she will fuck off if she gets a fine.

On the face of it seems that this shows his integrity but does it, there are two things to think about, firstly, has he had legal advice that rules weren’t broken and that there is very little chance he will be fined so he is on safe ground.

Secondly, by making this public statement he had put pressure on Durham police, they may claim that they will be fair and impartial but there is the nagging issue that should they give him a fine for what is in effect a very minor breach of the law it will end his career.

Kweer is a cunt, all the calls for Boris to resign has bit his arse but his cuntishness has reached new highs with his latest statement.

My guess is that he will not get a fine, but I hope he does (and scumbag Angie)

Sky News Link

Opinion polls and the MSM (16)

Before I start I apologise for including a link to a lefty, wokey, virtue signalling, politically correct electronic bog roll. I trust you all have strong stomachs.

Opinion polls. Pretty much confirm whatever their sponsor has asked for.

Mainstream Media. Relentlessly pushing their agenda to appease the globalist elite in a politically correct bubble so far divorced that they couldn’t recognise reality if it kicked them in the face with a size nine hobnailed boot.

Here’s the threatened link:

Guardian Poll

Do I really need to say more here? Probably not, but I’d be delighted to elucidate if anybody would relish a 5,000 word rant!

Nominated by: Mikdys

No Mow May

Just to add to the monthly cuntitude of Black History Month, Vegan month, Diversity Month, Wimminz month, Blah-de-blah-de Month, I now give you “No Mow May” month.

In other words don’t cut your lawns or trim hedges during May in order to encourage bio-diversity of plants, insects and other creepy-crawly motherfuckers that love uncut lawns.

Of course this might be a great excuse for getting out of your green-fingered responsibilities, but I just wonder what the next virtue signalling load of bollocks we can expect for the remaining unallocated months?

And yet we only get a day for Remembrance Sunday, and in reality that’s only a few hours. And give it another year or two once the Queen has jacked it, and that will be off the table for good.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Technocunt