(Early morning horn anyone? – Day Admin)
What a vile and exploitative world the beauty industry is.
I have a work colleague, I’ve worked with her for years but with a 6 year hiatus, I left and went to work elsewhere and she joined the company a few months ago. She is 46. She’s not what you’d call a looker but I was shocked at her appearance after not seeing her for a while.
She has Botox done regularly, lip filler that looks plain silly, hair extensions, false nails, surgically enhanced tits, bizarre hair colouration, weird eyelashes and all in all she looks a mess. Her hair looks like a rats nest after an rodent orgy.
I looked back at an older photo on her Facebook page of her before the ‘work’ and she looked much nicer.
The same thing has tragically happened to my partners granddaughter, she’s only in he very early 20s and just looks plain daft. At 16 she was a very very pretty girl, lovely figure and gorgeous. She’s gone down the ‘Love island’ route and has now homogenised into a clone of, what are obviously, her TV heroes.
The first thing that hits you is the teeth, visible from space and a shade lighter than Dulux Brilliant White and bigger than Dick Emery’s vicar’s. Then the lips, quack. Then the tits, recently made pneumatic, courtesy of an obliging surgeon in Poland.
Hair extensions are de rigueur for our aspiring wannabe, as is the perma-tan orange glow which gives her an almost irradiated appearance, reminiscent of what I’d imagine Hiroshima victims looked like immediately after the fatal flash. Add false nails, false and enormous eyelashes which look like tarantula legs, and bleached blonde hair I’m sure you’ve got the picture.
I really cannot fathom what goes through someone’s mind when they aspire to look like a plastic doll. Cunt surgeons that perform these atrocities, using their skills on bullshit fakeness should be shot. Cunt beauty parlours performing Botox and fillers should be closed.
There’s no beauty to be had there, love and embrace what you are, the rest will follow.
Nominated by: Bertram Cuntatious DCO
It’s always puzzled me why average looking women pump their bodies full of shit just so they can look like an ugly transvestite.
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I’ve always favoured the natural look. I like tomboys. No make-up, jeans, t-shirt, trainers, short hair. Maybe it’s my latent homosexuality. They look like they’re ready for a roll in the hay. These painted-up slags look like they’ve been sat in front of a mirror for three hours and would scream if anything got smudged..
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Agree, natural is best.
Banged a few slags when I was younger but settled down with someone decent and attractive in a natural way. In hindsight I wasted time with the tarty pieces when I was younger.
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I can’t walk past a beauty salon offering a “Facial” without sniggering.
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As WAGs have been mentioned in this thread, I always used to fancy giving Michelle Lineker a good going over in the 80s. How she married that jug eared slithering seeping slimeball, I will never know. Of course, he did the dirty on her, because that’s the kind of cunt that he is…
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No idea if they’re true, but I heard old Michelle was alright goer.
I kept hearing the name of her new fella after she got divorced.
Arfur Leicester.
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Anyone else remember when Lynne Perry (Ivy Tisley from Coronation Street) had her lips done and Granada sacked her for it? She was a rum old bugger. Granny Jagger, as she was affectionately known here up north….
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Who the fuck layed the carpet above her eyes, come on girls take some time out and look back on the internet at the women that were really beautiful, Loren, Bardot, Hepburn, Bergman, Bacall. Non of these looked like Circus Freaks.!
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