Apparently every X ray department in hospitals must now ask ANYBODY of child bearing age if they are pregnant before they have an x ray. So every red blooded, normal, hairy arsed geezer must be asked if he is up the duff for fear of offending some fucked up tranny weirdo who might have recently had a cock up his fanny. Confused? You fucking will be.

I was thinking……..if some bloke had a nice beer gut wouldn’t he take offence at such a question? “Fuck me, I come here for an X ray and this bitch is taking the fucking piss.”

Wouldn’t he be entitled to compo for hurty feelings? Shouldn’t somebody be sacked for blatant “fat shaming”? I don’t think the wokies have thought this one through.

Can’t do links Admin but I’m relying on some cunt to help me out. Ooooh xx

GB News Link.
(Link kindly provided by the suave and sophisticated Ruff Tuff Creampuff)

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

I do enjoy a bit of YouTube but as everyone knows their adverts are increasingly more and more irritating. Lately the Grammarly ads have eased off and instead I’m regularly punched in the head about some shite called ‘Huel’.

Huel say “You could save five hours a week by just replacing Monday to Friday lunches with Huel” and they say its ‘healthy’ and everything a body needs. Basically they’re flogging Meals Ready to Eat which you need because of your busy lifestyle.

Somebody on the Huel forum said of their Mac N Cheese “It tastes like mac and cheese that was made in a lab or something. Its just not edible in my opinion. ”

MREs are completely understandable in a survival or military operation situation not because of your busy lifestyle. Pathetic.

https://uk.huel.com/

Nominated by Cuntologist

I’ve had enough of this bollocks. I’ve transferred all my pensions to PensionBee, which soon I’ll be transferring them back out because they were a private company managing others money and now they are PLC. This is all they deal with pensions. I want my pension to make profit not pay shareholders of shareholders. I want people to have a job and be happy considering all the fucking unions wreck them.

How can you have other people making money from people’s pensions other than the people who manage them? It’s the same as retail banks offering all sorts from customers deposits, if I want a loan that should be funded by fellow citizens or maybe a credit card. Which in turn makes interest. If I was to go bankrupt, I’d expect a public flogging. Albeit minor, not no raghead style.

Where people’s money is made is via commercial investments not from direct people… Jesus wept at this bollocks the regulator needs to have a word. It’s some sort of Piramind scheme again.

PS – if you want a busy bee stick Soros head on a fucking bee. He is busy screwing every fucker going.

Nominated by: Clown Clown the Cunty Man

Ladies, Gentlemen and Don’t-Knows, please charge your glasses of Babycham and Iced Pansy water, to toast the latest MP to gather up his skirts to leap aboard the Tranny wagon, his frilly panties and black suspender belt flashing as he so goes.

This time it is roly-poly Conservative (!) MP Jamie Wallis who claims he was raped last year and blackmailed, because he is a member of the Eddie Izzard Appreciation Society – and to crown it all, he had a car accident and ran away (gathering his voluminous skirts around him, no doubt):

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-60925885

The House of Commons will be a complete Goon show if this goes on.

Mrs. Shufflewick for Prime Minister (*)

(*) What you don’t remember “Workers Playtime”? It was only 1959.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs