Just when you think you have seen everything!

This caught my eye. Fortunately, the news item has kindly explained what ” fictosexual” means, so those of you that fantasise about certain animated characters now have an interesting topic of conversation next time you’re at the Mayor’s banquet.

Daily Mail Link

I wonder if his employers are aware of his unusual personal life, well they are now, anyway!

I don’t know if I should feel sorry for him, or laugh myself sick.

What a geek! What a world!

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

(Stop the world, I wanna get off! – Day Admin)

I’ve just watched the 12th and final episode of ‘Secrets Of Playboy’, the Crime and Investigation channel’s hatchet job on Hugh Hefner.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt15250706/

They’ve wheeled out a bunch of dried-up old ‘playmates’ to dish the dirt. Well why not? He can’t sue them now he’s dead. According to them, Hefner hated women. He drugged them, raped them, sodomized them so they wouldn’t get pregnant and even had a long lasting homosexual affair with his doctor.

What they don’t say is that every last one of them queued up to take off her clothes for the world to see, in the desperate hope that she’d become Playmate of the Month, Playmate of the Year, mix with celebrities, get a movie contract, fame and fortune and of course the icing on the cake, a wedding ring from Hefner.

It’s since dawned on these talentless nobodies that being in their late teens and early twenties doesn’t last forever. What can they do now apart from look at their decades-old pictures and try to figure a way of using their past to make some money? Write a book maybe? Get interviewed on tv?

Hugh Hefner did what any man would do, with herds of fit young women on the make begging to suck him off every day of the week and twice on sundays. What did these silly bitches expect to happen when they reached their sell-by date?

Hefner had it all, and I envy him. May his dick rest in peace.

https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/04/entertainment/secrets-playboy-women/index.html

https://nypost.com/2022/02/03/100s-of-playboy-workers-defend-hefner-after-secrets-claims/
(Additional and exhaustive research conducted by Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Allan

”Lone child refugees suffering neglect in UK hotels, charities say”

Shocking, I’m sure you agree. Having to come from a tent in war torn Calais to live in a hotel in Britain.

Then consider what sort of parents, having travelled 1000s of miles through the EU then send their kids, with hundreds of young, single Muslim or African (or even worse, both) males, on a fucking dingy?

These caring, loving parents truly would be a benefit to the UK.

MSN News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

And the Cunstable really has it in for the Grauniad!…

The Guardian and ‘You wouldn’t let it Lie’ as Vic and Bob might say.

‘Embarrassed to be British’: Brexit study reveals impact on UK citizens in EU”

Fuck me they never give up do they.

Then we have:-

“I moved to France in 2020 in order to protect my right to live and work in France post-Brexit. My migration is 100% a result of Brexit.”

Oh dear. A sad loss.
These poor fuckers, the Gemimas and Tarquins can no longer make housing unaffordable for locals in the EU as they have in large parts of the UK. Fuck me they may have to learn the language.

But there’s more:-

”Brexit, and the British government’s handling of the Covid pandemic, strongly affected 80% of respondents’ feelings towards the UK, with responses including “deep shame”, “disappointment”, “a shit show”, “embarrassed to be British”, “shambolic”, and “like watching a house on fire”.

Covid? Really? Compared to the EU? Well you cant let facts get in the way of a good Remoan. God these people will be missed.

The Guardian, makes the Daily Express look moderate.

Guardian News Link

I’ve been watching a bit of this year’s World Snooker tournament. It’s been pretty enjoyable overall.

However, I keep hearing (pundits mostly, but a few players too) saying this player or that player is ‘tired’ or ‘fatigued’.

Fucking tired!?

Their ‘job’ is to do what some of us pay to do as a relaxing leisure activity. They get paid very, very well for doing this too (if a top player at least.)

I don’t bemoan them that. They’re very talented people and have practiced and perfected their games after years of effort.

But fucking exhausted?

What? For about a 2-3 hour session of okaying snooker? Maybe another one in the same day after a 4 hour or so break? Six hours a day max? Some days off during the competition? Some days with just one session (about 2-3 hours usually.)

My heart fucking bleeds.

Try working on a building site 40 hours a week or even in a high pressure corporate job for 80 hours a week.

Fucking playing snooker for a very nice living and you’re ‘exhausted’? For a sport where you walk, stand still or sit for a couple of hours a day, with loads of time off. And if you need anything grabbing a ref gets if for you. Fuck, when I play it AFTER working all week, my mates and I even spot our own fucking balls, score the games and rack the balls. And we’re not tired after 5 hours and 8 pints. Some of the old fatties in the working men’s club snooker room are not exactly athletic either.

Did I miss something? Do these ‘poor likkle snooker pros’ now need to do 50 push ups before every shot? Are these millionaires worrying about their bills? Maybe when the other guy’s potting away, they need to do star jumps with weights attached to their arms and legs? Maybe I missed Mark Williams carrying a full brickie’s hod around the arena? Does Judd Trump need to scale the Crucible walls to get in via the roof and walk down the stairs on his hands every day?

99.9% of people, if they had such a talent, would snap their fucking hands off to have such a cushy job.

Get to fuck! ‘Tired’ my arse.

You shouldn’t believe your fucking luck!

Snooker News Link

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

A cunting for the latest Buzz phrase ‘The right side of History’

It’s been thrown around a lot these days, particularly now with the situation in Ukraine but compare what is happening with Yemen, condemnation of Saudi and Iran using Yemen to fight a proxy war.

The West is now heading in the same direction to use Ukraine to fight a proxy war against Russia. Comments like ‘weaken Russia’ (Lloyd Austin) point to the desire to escalate the conflict. Russia now saying they will cut off gas to Poland and Bulgaria and Liz Truss wanting to supply war planes to Ukraine.

Back to the right side of history, we heard it from the four vandals who destroyed public property in Bristol, guilty of an offence but justified by being ‘on the right side of history’

History is what has happened, being in the right side cannot be determined until all the consequences of an action have happened. If the destruction of a statue in Bristol had led to civil unrest, further major destruction of public property in any cause where the excuse would be being on the right side of history then the Bristol example could be seen as the wrong side of history, setting an unwelcome president.

India must take a different stance over Ukraine – Russia, otherwise they will be on the wrong side of history

I know this concept is a little vague but just saying being on the right side of history is complete bollocks

Nominated by: Sick of it

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