(Kid lives in Rochdale of all places. Better keep him indoors away from Architects – Day Admin)
A middle class thing, a wokey, is this organic, Birkenstock sandals, modern parents thing.
Little boys who have hair down to their arse,
So you say ‘her’, and the parents hiss
“Tobias is a boy ACTUALLY.
He prefers to wear it long..”
Fuck that.
The little tart swanning about looking like Mowgli!
Get that fuckin mop cut off,
In fact,
Pin him down I’ll shear him with the clippers for you!
He’s a magnet for nits at school and will get it tangled in machinery,
There you go!!!
Like a little POW now,
Stop crying kid, soon grow back,
The older kids won’t finger you behind the binshed now.
Got a funny shaped head ain’t he?😃
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Doesn’t really bother me….I always just yell ” Fuck Off….and take yer fucking benefit-sponging brat with yer” if I ever encounter a family of hikers/pushbikers/campervanners etc. anywhere near my vast acreage.
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PS…..if I meet them in a social setting, I enquire of the parents if the whelp has a dose of The Gayness…and then ask if they themselves are Fruity Gentlemen…perhaps one (or both) are transsexuals?….I then finish off by announcing that I always find the likes of Dame Elton and Tom Daley adopting male children to be highly suspicious….and glare at them.
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PPS…I sometimes shake the brat by it’s hair and tell the parents that kidnappers have been known to disguise the stolen child by altering it’s appearance……perhaps putting a wig on it’s head ?….and have they ever holidayed in Portugal ?
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DG-F@ Morning Sir Fiddler, this little freak is probably being made to grow it for fat Reg, as part of his “hair for hamsters” award scheme!
The boy could also be a hippy, who as we all know invented trespassing and BO – shifty no good fkin hippies!
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It’s unbelievable that nobody in positions of authority within adoption circles has ever noticed such things. Maybe the do, but daren’t say anything, for fear of being labelled a ‘homophobe’?
Bottom line is this. If they adopt, male gays always adopt little boys.
And a lot of them seem to end up gays and trannies.
Nothing to see here…
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Sexually autistic little fucker
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He still looks like a little shit, even after his hair cut.
Thanks to his ‘Modern Parents’ he is now probably infected with The Gayness!👗👠👜
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Plenty of future candidates to become Labour MPs, BBC producers, hairdressers, dress designers, handbag sellers and Guardian reading wankers, if this is the latest fad,
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I was just thinking the same thing. If the gayness hasn’t got him yet, he’s probably incubating the virus. I bet old Sir Cliff is stroking his colostomy bag with excited fingers looking at the pic as we speak, the dorty fecker!
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It’s child abuse.
No doubt the poor little bugger is a Veganist and has been told by Greta that the world will end when he is twelve.
No good comes of Hippies.
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Shave all of its hair off.A number one all over.Little shit.
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Reading the article in the link, little Jimmy now has a more sensible haircut and has donated his flowing mane to charity to be made into a wig for some poor kid undergoing chemo.
Fair play to Jimmy. Definitely not a cunt.
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I agree totally. OK, a bit odd that the boy has grown his hair long but doesn’t make him a cunt, say like Tony Blair, Megain Sparkle or Tom Bradby.
Kudos to him that some poor kid with cancer will have at least a little normality as a result of the family’s thoughts and generosity. I’m not on board with this cunting today.
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PM@ – Morning PM – yep – odd little fker but top boy for doing that. 👍
And, I will have all my fellow IAC chums know I was so gorgeous with my flowing blonde locks and angelic features I once won a beautiful baby competition!
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It was once remarked by the Nuns of Roskilde that I bore an uncanny resemblance to a painting of Jesus thay had hanging in their convent.
As you can Imagine, that was rather awkward.
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Miserable Northern Cunt has previously “cunted” the great and good John Wayne and now he’s moved on to adorable little Mites who give to cancer charities……the man is an absolute scoundrel.
He should be ashamed of himself.
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😁😁😁
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Fortunately we dont get these fuckers round our way. Glad I dont live in New Mills or surrounds.
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We have one of these in my 10 year old sons football team. Whereas most of the kids forget their shin pads or water bottles on a Saturday morning, this one often forgets his hair ties and has to borrow from one of the mums. His father is french though, so that explains a lot.
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“His Dad is David Ginola and I, er, you, er we claim a £5 voucher for Supercu)n)ts, or sumfink………”
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Aah, dammit… after years of posting my racist, sexist claptrap, I’ve finally been personally affected (sniff, sob…like Jada Pinkett’s alopecia)…because….
….because….and this is hard to admit and terribly upsetting…but….well….my 10 year old son has blond girly hair right down to his waist.
I’m so devastated by this that I’ve set up a Gofundme to which I’ll expect you all to donate.
And then my 19 year old son has a fucking pudding bowl haircut which is, supposedly, “cool”.
Oh, and the ex-wife has closely-cropped blue and/or green hair, the fat, feminist twat.
Jesus wept.
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😢
Nature can be cruel, Thomas!
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Have either of them shown any interest in growing a magnificent and bushy lip rug like your good self, Mr Cunt Engine? Better tell them to avoid bobble hats, push bikes and rambling on vast Northumbrian estates too.
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Hair down to his waist?
If he were mine, I’d re-enact that scene in the church at the end of ‘The Omen’.
To be honest though, it’s only hair, who gives a fuck? As long as he’s not going to start wearing high heels and demand to be called Susan, it’ll be fine.
I doubt you’d put up with any of that shite, Thomas.
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TtCE@ – Afternoon Thomas – I have tried that Gofundme link and it sends me to a site called “Fun holidays in Ukraine with Fiddler Airlines” – and it offers a 95% discount for “s*oties and fruity gentlemen” (as well as stating quite a lot of rude things about some “Auld Hun trout, cyclists and ramblers!”) 😀👍
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Oops.
Sorry Thomas lad👍
Obviously I didn’t mean your lad,
Sure he looks great!
Meant other kids!😀
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Could be worse Tom. When our younger daughter was 19 she sported a full-on purple and green mohican. The vision was so arresting people on the street would stop and stare, open-mouthed. She grew out of the phase I’m glad to report.
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Very sorry to go off topic, but I was just thinking…
So Mr Andrew Windsor contracts Covid a few days after the Archbishop of Cunterberry says we should forgive him and the Archbishop can’t take the Queen’s Service because…
drum 🥁 roll
he has Covid.
Funny that…
I think we should be told.
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Ha ha ha tough
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The boy will be home schooled and kept away from good old fashioned healthy bullies.
My bully name for him would be Princess Gaylord.
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It’s as much Child Abuse as dressing the brat in a Man United shirt, playing them Michael Jackson songs or forcing them to eat McDonald’s.
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Blokes with long hair always come to a sticky end. Like Jesus, Rasputin or Lennon.
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Keep him away from Andrew-he might catch “Covid”😉
https://kuntandthegang.bandcamp.com/track/prince-andrew-is-a-sweaty-nonce-single-mix
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DF-F@ Morning Sir Fiddler, this little freak is probably being made to grow it for fat Reg, as part of his “hair for hamsters” award scheme!
The boy could also be a hippy, who as we all know invented trespassing and BO – shifty no good fkin hippies..
And if he walks round Irandale looking like that he’ll be bummed senseless by the dirty P*kis!
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Posted twice? I must really lay off the crystal meth..
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Does he bollocks like it like that, even nowadays there’s no way you can escape having the piss take for that and it will only get worse as he grows up.
Here’s the truth, the mother wanted a girl, she dresses him like a girl, grows his hair long like a girl and for all intentions treats him like a girl.
More truth, he is going to grow up either to be one of those trannie fuck ups, like that antique dealer wierdo who had to leave Cardiff before something bad happened to it, or he’s going to be the spunk trumpet at the local park after dark, or he, s going to top himself after someone says something he can’t handle on Fbook.
The shame of it all is its already fucked, the mother has already done some seriously irreversible damage whichever way you look at it..
The mother is the cunt here, probably a veggy cyclist as well….
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Fuglyucker@ – I have a vision in 18 years of “the latest Lib Dem to be elected”..
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Tobias, or Tabitha, I wonder?
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Maybe the kid is going to form a mini Edgar Winter Group tribute band?
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A bit harsh MNC to be calling out a 4 year old kid for a cunting when it’s the mother who is the one guilty cunt in this situation.
By all means call out the mother as she is a bonafide cunt in subjecting a young lad to this unhealthy attention via the media but leave out the unwarranted cunting of a young kid, it’s poor form.
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Yes Baron,
I’m consumed with guilt.
Don’t know what I was thinking?
I’ve sent the kid a Barbie as a apology
And I’m planning to make amends by dedicating my life to charity work and raising awareness of ducky children.
Ahem.
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Mnc@ – Evening Mnc – I believe the only way you can make amends for your heinous skulduggery (Fiddler has had to take to his bed with a reviving bottle of brandy – the fellow is outraged Sir, outraged!) is to have something similar to Live Aid (but this time without Freddie Mercury and Fat Reg running around trying to bum everyone) – I think “Fox Aid” has a nice ring to it – I could be pictured outside my cave crying and pointing to the hole in my sock!
Give generously now folks!
PS – NO cock pics or dog shit through the letterbox this time! 😀👍
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Evening Foxy👍
It’s my monstrous nature.
I easily upset others.
Then feel bad about it .
I meant no harm to the child,
Ive a son myself.
Obviously I wouldn’t let him have his ears pierced as a foetus, or wear a miniskirt at 4month old.
He should wait till he’s left school.
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On the plane with mates off to Ibiza as a “yoof” I spotted a a family with a very fat, short haired child. I got talking to the dad (I was off my tits) and mid conversation said to the dad about the kid “he’s a big old lump in e”. The dad went silent and red for a few seconds and said “he is a she and her name is Isabella”. Oh lovely I said, then silence for two hours.
Maybe the cunt should have kept her off the pies, not let her wear boys clothes and sport a crew cut, the middle class cunt. These woke fucks set their kids up to be weirdos from the word go.
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Dont take the cunt near fat reg
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Yeah, the little long haired girl/boy is from Alkrington, near Middleton..I know this place..sort of pseudo middle class, or building trade types who made a few bob..Wouldn’t associate this place with Chorlton type trendy wendies..?..more Chorlton, which is a South Manchester suburb,populated withyoghurt knitters..?
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