Park key drivers

 

There are some among you who may feel I have a bit of a problem peaceful drivers, and you’d be fucking right.
Take Daniel Mohammed, for example.
This 21 year old interbred managed to plough his allahmobile, whilst driving like a cunt with his phone in his hand, into a kebab shop with such force that the building collapsed.
Sadly for society, Daniel and his passenger survived.
The judge wasn’t happy at all, and gave the repulsive little cunt a sentence of 2 years and 2 months.
Which is still less than a white person gets for suggesting mosques should be blown up on Facebook, after little girls are stabbed to death.
And the fact remains that all of this could have been avoided if we didn’t let the medieval inbreds drive a motorised vehicle.
They simply aren’t genetically capable.
Ban the smelly bastards!

the sun

Nominated by Field Marshall Cuntgomery.

44 thoughts on “Park key drivers

  1. That mugshot looks like the light’s on but there’s no one at home.

    When he gets out he should park his car into a mosque.
    Preferably at about 1pm on a Friday.

  2. I am presently parked up in the motorway service area just outside Benidorm.

    Delightful.

    The French are without doubt the most useless fucking drivers on the roads.
    One of whom decided to overtake me and the already fast moving traffic by using the hard shoulder on the way here.

    Pákís come a close second in my experience.

    They are also the most likely to commit insurance fraud by setting up their own accidents and claiming for injuries.

    Insurance companies are well aware of this but instead of calculating an insurance premium based on risk, they just try to screw as much as possible out of every motorist.

    You are therefore paying extra for the pleasure of sharing the roads with cheating, incompetent cunts.

    Pákís should be made to pay much more for their insurance and have much bigger fines if they don’t have any cover.

    But that would be racist.

    So your government and councils, especially Khan’s London Council, are waging a war on all drivers.

    Good morning.

      • I have never heard of the place Gelderd.

        John and Joseph’s?

        I take it that it’s a bar owned by a couple of benders.

        I will give it a miss.

      • Christ on a pogo stick!

        I have just looked up the place on Google.
        What a fucking shit hole!

        The photos of the food look horrible.

      • @art…..oooh how very dare you 😩…benders in benidorm! perish the thought 🤔…j&j’s is an institution in Benners with the finest ales at your disposal for the extremely competitive scroats who frequent the establishment 👍… guaranteed 💩 later 🤣

      • Thomas often posts awful photos here, but they are easily forgotten.

        The photo of John and Joseph’s full English breakfast will haunt and disgust me for a long time.

        Some cunt was so enamoured by his food that he thought it was a good idea to impress everyone with a snap shot.

    • One crashed into me, then claimed it was my fault. And that he had whiplash. 50-50 said the useless Insurance company.

  3. We recently saw news reports of rampant corruption in the driving test process, with significant cheating reported. E.g. People taking theory and practical tests on behalf of others. A simple Google search will provide examples of those involved. I suspect we have only seen the tip of the iceberg in what has surely been a widespread and long running problem. I doubt the quality of driving on our roads could improve as a result of this…

    But how many people are foregoing the testing process all together and just getting behind the wheel? They could go for years without anybody noticing, until the worst happens. But the odd bump and scrape here and there, it won’t matter if nobody sees. And the ability to easily do a runner if it is worse… Well, why not?

    Then there is the really blatant stuff, like deliberately slamming one’s brakes on in front of an innocent party. The culprits who are rear-ended in this fake smash then instruct their 7 occupants to emerge from the vehicle whilst rubbing their necks and feigning agony. Those of us who have lived in the likes of West Yorkshire, parts of Manchester, the West Midlands, know who it is. These filthy scum don’t care that they might seriously injure a heavily pregnant woman, somebody who is frail, somebody who is just a normal person trying to get by in life. Scamming another person’s insurance is all they care about.

    I make no comment or observation on the type of people who tend to engage in such behaviour.

    • If he’d have crashed into a chınky takeaway, dozens of pre-slaughter dogs and chickens would have come spilling out of the hole.
      Morning KK/all.

  4. In light of recent events, I suppose I could have included feral teenagers from Middlesbrough.
    Mind you. At least they were trying to escape from the rozzers.
    This cunt was probably just cruising around looking for 12 year old girls.

  5. I know Burslem.
    shitpit full of cunts just like Danny.
    Danny, you need to stop cutting your own hair
    kid.
    you look like your on fucking day release.

    dont just concentrate on those Liza Minnelli eyebrows.

  6. The mugshot of Danny boy looks like he’s climbed off the ‘guess who’ board game 😒… just another waste of oxygen who deserved to end up with his face implanted in the rancid rotating 3 week old 💩 inducing salmonella…🤡

  7. I’m coming into this as blind as the pakle driver, because of not wanting to pay the sun for biscuits to dip in their tea.

  8. Saw a female parkey driving the other day in complete black Muslim robes and dark glasses.

    I thought fuck, it’s Darth Vader..!

    Keep death of the roads…☠️

  9. Still see the odd cunt wearing a covid mask.
    what’s that all about?

    talk about behind the times.
    may as well wear a kipper tie and flared cords.

    or spats.

  10. ive Just been reading about Jewish pirates.
    yo ho ho oi vey.

    Apparently during the Spanish inquisition they expelled the Jews,
    took their money and property.

    The Jews took to sea and settled in Jamaica helping dutch and superior English pirates rob the dirty Spanish ships.

    There’s still Jews in Jamaica.
    JP probably has relatives out there.

  11. The judge said what he did appeared to be out of character. WTF? Apart from the fact he is obviously a mussie from the sub-continent he already has a conviction for drug driving.

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