(Enjoy your breakfasts! – Day Admin)

Wary travellers will know that going anywhere by bus is not the best way to get to your destination.

Aside from the fact that buses are just not dependable, the hapless passenger runs the risk of unwanted encounters with a variety of undesirables during the course of his journey. There’s screeching brats and cunts bawling into mobile phones. There’s sneezers, coughers and nose-pickers. There’s pissheads and loonies. No wonder most people won’t get out of their cars and onto public transport.

Anyway today I had to go into town, a journey that has been made almost impossible to do by car these days. So onto the bus I got, and just a couple of stops further on, on she came, a colossal cunt of a certain persuasion with an arse like a barrage balloon.

Up the bus Big Bertha wheezed and waddled, until she collapsed like a ton of bricks onto the seat immediately in front of me. Then within seconds it struck me; the sickening, sour stench of body odour emanating from this beast.

Now believe me when I say that we’re not talking mildly offensive; this reek could have floored a rhino. Definitely a real lack of familiarity with a bar of Lifebuoy here.There being no way of tolerating this potentially all the way into town, I had move upstairs sharpish. God knows what the rest of the unfortunates on the lower deck made of it.

Bloody hell. It’s bad enough when people let themselves become like a beached whale. If they can’t make the effort to control their weight, couldn’t they at least pay a bit more care and attention to their personal hygiene, if only for the sake of the rest of us?

Fat as fuck and even smellier; a combination made in hell.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

Mad for woke box ticking would be more accurate.

This new programme offering from Channel 4 are doing their bit for ‘equality’ by completely doing away with any whiteys and producing this pile of shit which I watched last night for the first time (as I like car programmes- normally) solely presented by two thick as pig shit blicks.

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This is what happens when you don’t have the choice of using the best, most informed presenters, but simply go for anyone who ticks the correct boxes.

I dunno why the whole show didn’t just review a load of ageing BMW’s (Black Man’s Wheels) and done away with everything else.

Can’t just be me that thought with was a complete crock of shite…looking forward to the ‘sensitive’ reviews…and the not so sensitive ones!

Nominated by Chuff Chugger, additional link below by C.A.

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Emily Blunt… Or should that be Cunt?

The actress is now full of apologies and shock at her own behaviour.
Around 12 years ago, she referred to a waitress as ‘enormous’ on a chat show.
But since then fat people have become sacred cows beyond criticism and humour, and virtue siganling is the name of the game.

First of all, what is wrong with saying someone is enormous if they are? It’s just ridiculous. Someone like Lizzo can be the most obnoxious cunt in the world. But -God forbid – don’t ever call her fat, even when she is.

Everybody in this world has made a remark like that about somebody. And anyone who says they haven’t is a fucking liar. But cunts are now back peddling and crawling for things – really meaningless things – they said a decade or so ago, so they won’t get grassed on and shamed by social media liberal nutters.

And Blunt is a cunt for doing this. ‘My jaw dropped when I saw how horrible I was’. Yeah right. She wouldn’t have given a fuck a few years ago, and nor should she. It was just an observation and a single word. Nothing offensive or racist.

But because she is now being labelled ‘Fatphobic’ by online woke psychos, she is full of apologies and actually going cap in hand to these faceless, nameless nobodies. All to score a few virtue signaling points. When will there be a celebrity who will have the nerve to say ‘Yeah, I said that, ten years ago. So what? Fuck off’.?

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Nominated by: Norman

(So tempted to add “End” to header title. Must resist… Day Admin)

A hoist by his own petard cunting for Groaniad cartoonist Steve Bellend, sacked after 40-odd years for a cartoon depicting Israeli PM Netanyahu as Shylock about to cut a pound of flesh from his own torso.

Denying he’s anti-Semitic, Bellend says ‘The cartoon is about Benjamin Netanyahu’s disastrous policy failure which has led directly to the hideous recent atrocities around Gaza…..’

Oh I see, it’s all Netty’s fault then, and nothing to do with the genocidal savages who slaughtered 1400 Israelis, targeting children and the elderly and taking 200 hostages as human shields.

It says something when even the Groaniad can’t stomach this cunt’s virulent racism. So suck it up you terrorist lover, you’ve been cancelled, ha ha. And if you want to show us you’re not a Jew hater, draw us a few cartoons tearing Hamas, BLM or piss-stained park bench vagrant St Jeremy to shreds.

What a cunt.

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Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

Just for you Techno, not Halloween but twice as nice. C.A.

Doesn’t seem 5 minutes since last year’s shitfest of young cunts going round people’s houses and taking “trick or treating” to the extreme, especially the former.

And now here we are again in October with Halloween set for the 31st, but already the supermarkets are gearing up with the usual “scary” merch and a bucketload of pumpkins.

Of course if you criticise Halloween you’re seen as some old fuddy duddy who doesn’t know how to have a good time. Its “only a bit of fun” after all, they’ll declare.

But since when has having bricks thrown through windows; cars keyed, front doors covered in graffiti; or abuse shouted through your letter box deemed “only a bit of fun”?

It seems perfectly fine for kids to go knocking on people’s doors and scaring the shit out of them (especially the elderly); but imagine if an old cunt dressed up in a horror mask and gimp suit (our very own Thomas the Cunt Engine, for example) went round knocking on doors and scaring kids shitless. That would be a different matter and no doubt, Mr Engine would be arrested for trespass and harassment.

Moreover, if some old cunt gave kids some sweets on any other day bar Halloween, he’d be locked up for being a Peter File!

Anyway, prepare yourself for cunts to come-a-knocking (usually days before actual Halloween). A swift boot in the bollocks often offends.

(Note to admin: no link, just a general observation – unless you can dig out a header pic of a young Jamie Lee “Halloween” Curtis. Pffnarr ppffnarrr)

Nominated by Technocunt.