This is the genre known as Selly Telly.

In this la la land idiot presenters offer vastly overpriced low quality merchandise to what must now surely be a shrinking audience of older folk who will never grasp that darned information superhighway or Interweb.

One of these stations is Ideal World which went bankrupt earlier this year, disappeared for a few months and then came back worse than ever. They are selling essentials such as scented candles, massagers, skin rejuvenation cream to make 80 year olds look 75, hideous looking ‘designer’ watches, and well you get the idea. Useless tat.

The presenters are mostly failed entertainers from the 80s who make outrageous claims for the products they are flogging. And lie through their back teeth (allegedly).

“My wife loves these candles and they create a wonderful ambience in our home.”

That’s funny. A few days ago you said how how handy you found an air fryer as you lived alone.

And you have to rush as stock is limited. Really. Buy now! Check out your baskets. Except that the same rubbish is available later that day.

And the presenter is your trusted friend who will guide you through this treasure trove, ensuring you get all the best bargains without leaving your bungalow. So sincere.

The King of all this Crap appears in this video, it is admittedly old but he is still on Selly Telly doing the same old shtick, babbling away like a buffoon and often getting his words disastrously wrong as in this case.

Quite amusing though…

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Nominated by: Lord Helpus

is a cunt.

A greedy fucking expenses cheating banker of a cunt. But I my own mind a fucking Stupid fucking Cunt. And I mean class A* stupid.

This fucker worked for Citibank specialising in; yes you’ve guessed it financial crime.

Cut to the chase he has been sacked for fiddling his expenses. We are not talking MP’s level of expense claiming fraud but the price of a coffee sandwich and bowl of pasta.

The silly twat took his wife with him on a business trip to Amsterdam and ordered a meal for them both. Sarnie pasta and coffee twice. When he returned he filed an expense claim in for the meal. His boss challenged him why two of everything. Were they all for him.

Now we are talking 20 30 quid here and he could have just come clean. But no this silly shithead starts to lie and ends up tripping over himself and gets the sack.

He has just lost an industrial tribunal and now is without a cushy well paid job.

What a fucking total tool of biblical magnitude.

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Nominated by Everyonesacunt.

Not having condemned Hamas for the brutal slaughter of Israeli civilians, including beheaded children and babies, Jeremy Corbyn demonstrated his blatant support of a terrorist (NOT militant, BBC) state, by joining thousands of Palestinian supporters…..

“We cannot stand by as Gaza is decimated” – J.Corbyn

“It is right to condemn the occupation of Palestine by Israeli forces” – J.Corbyn

“To the political leaders of this country, do not condone war crimes… you must condemn what is happening now in Gaza by the Israeli army.” – J.Corbyn

Meanwhile, crowds held up banners :-
‘From the river to the sea’
‘Support Palestinian resistance against the Zionist entity’

This terrorist apologist wanted to be Prime minister, and now wants to be London Mayor.

Oswald Mosely reincarnated. What a vile, dangerous CUNT he is.

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Nominated by Lord of the Rings.

 (Greta, about to face another anal probing for being full of shit! – Day Admin)

Climate grift millionaire spastic, Greta Thunberg, in an effort to remain relevant, has now decided to branch out into geopolitical issues. This is despite her not even finishing her secondary education. I reckon she started her ‘climate activism’ as a reason to nick off school because she was too thick to do the work.

However, by accident perhaps, she ended up making a few mill out of her teenage tantwuming, including a 1m climate charidee award, which, of course, she donated to ‘sustainability projects’. We have her word, of course, so it must be true. She’s never actually said who she’s ‘given’ all her money to, of course.

But I digress. She now thinks she’s qualified to lecture the world about nasty Israel bombing those ‘poor, wickle, innocent’ Pawestinians, who definitely didn’t do anything wrong (like fuck). She stands with Gaza she says. Not only that, she posed with a photo on Twitter with a blue octopus toy. Apparently, this is an antisemitic symbol. No coincidence it was in a photo where she (at centre stage) is among dirty Hamas (terrorism) supporters. She quickly deleted the photo and replaced it with a cropped version.

Now, I like a bit of good old fashioned racism as much as the next man, but if I posted a picture on Twitter of myself with a ‘Robinson’s jam doll’, my feet wouldn’t touch the fucking ground.

It’s a fucking disgrace.

She needs to be sent out to Gaza to try to broker peace with Hamas then, seeing as she feels so qualified to talk about such things. After some swarthy terrorist types kidnap her, the fucking second she sets foot off her carbon neutral winged unicorn by the way, she can then enjoy the reality of her situation. As they use her as a bargaining chip and three holed activity centre, she can reflect on her choices while chained to a fucking radiator for 20 years. The stupid cunt.

Listen sweetheart, get back in your box and keep telling us how the world is going to end. Just like all those other cunts like you did in generations past (ice age, global warming, giant solar flares, oil running out etc).

And now the fourbees are banning your bollocks from the curriculum. Ha!

Thinks she’s a fucking expert on everything now, like me.

Fuck me, next these thick, uneducated bints will be telling us how to play football…

…oh wait.

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Nominated by Cuntybollocks.

I’m on a cruise around the Greek Islands on a quite nice boat, but today my piss has been boiled by a rendition of Zorba the fucking Greek and an enforced bit of greek dancing. I paid a good few quid for this trip and don’t expect to be subjected to something that would be at home on Marella or Virgin.

I never knew the fucking song dragged on so long. Then I figured out that it cut the free lunch time booze serving by about 25 minutes. Fuck that. Bring the bloody vino!

And I couldn’t understand why they got so upset when I smashed a plate at the end. Isn’t that traditional?

Greek dancing – designed by cunts, danced by cunts, is a cunt.

Now where’s my fucking wine?

Nominated by : Rt. Hon. Dioclese