Brian Cox is a giant arsechicken, wobblybrained, mingepiece cunt.
If time travel were possible you would have disappeared up Uranus years ago much like your career as a pop piss icon.
Nominated by: Lord Noel Wyatt s.o.c
Val McDermid
I’d like to nominate crime fiction writer Val McDermid. She’s a paedo protecting cunt. Naming child abusers after they die is no good. How many kids have suffered because she didn’t and still hasn’t spoken up. Here’s a quote from the festering cow
“There was much more to it than that. Savile was common gossip in the newsroom in the 80s. There were three names that were always mentioned,” said Val.
“People would come in or they would phone up and the same three names came up.
“One was Jimmy Savile and one was Cyril Smith and we now know the truth of both of those.
Who is the third one then Val? How do you sleep at night?
Oh and she wrote wire in the blood, her pen led to Robson cunting Green back on prime time TV, that alone makes her a cunt.
Nominated by: London cunt
Russell Howard [3]
Russell Howard is a talentless skinny runt of a cunt.
Totally unfunny. Hiroshima and Nagasaki are hilarious next to this little cross eyed prick.
Nominated by: Mr. Cabbage
Billy Bragg [5]
Billy Bragg is a champagne socialist hypocritical twat. Loves multi-culturalism so much he fucked off out of multi-cultural barking to live in a totally white area of the south west as soon as he could.
Man of the people Bragg trying to turn a kids skate park on the south bank into more shitty yuppie buildings on behalf of his big business pals, getting away with it coz he’s good old Billy, comrade Billy…. cunt.
Also his music is and always has been pants, he sings like he’s recovering from a stroke and has a face I’d never tire of slapping. To sum him up in one word. Cunt!
Nominated by: London Cunt
And the fucker can’t sing or write decent lyrics either. So there!
Nominated by: ChasC
Britannia Building Society
The Britannia Building Society are a bunch of totally, utterly, completely useless cunts.
Don’t believe me? Try walking into a branch with a cheque for 40 grand in your hand to open an account.
“Sorry. We’ve nobody available at the moment. Could you make an appointment and come back next week?”
No. I can’t. Fuck you. Cunts. Total cunts. No wonder the banking system is in such shit.
Nominated by: Dioclese