Maher al Assad

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Crippled cunt and younger brother of Dictator Bashar al Assad.

The sadist straight man in the double act. A Dr Strangelove without the personality. Survived an asassination attempt which crippled his left arm and blew his left leg orf and by all accounts his bollocks with it. What the yanks would call “one mean maher”. A tosser that can’t toss himself. Time to blow his other leg orf.

The smart money has this crippled cunt behind the sarin gas attack which killed 1500 people in Damascus.

Video floating around from 2008 shows him filming dismembered corpses for his viewing pleasure after a prison riot was put down.

Has extensive dodgy business operations based in Lebanon.

Commander of the Republican Guard and 4th Armoured Division he is principle muscle man and enforcer for the regime. Rarely seen and works the dark shadows controlling the psycho squads responsible for the worst atrocities. Has HATE tatooed across the knuckles of both hands (but only one hand works now).

Crippled Corrupt Commander Cunt

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Adrian Chiles [3]

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Adrian Chiles is a cunt and total embarrassment to an already embarrassing England team. A pig ugly cunt who was once vaguely popular on account of people thinking ‘wow, what an ugly cunt, fair play for getting on TV with a boat race like that’ now the CUNTry says no, no more of this ignoramus. Fuck off pugface, stand down.

Get either some nice eye candy like Holly Willoughby to do it or a proper football expert like Terry Venables, or even the old half dead cunt Jimmy Hill (Oi Jimmy I nominated you for dead pool, hurry up you selfish chinny reckon cunt!).

Yeah Adrian Chiles deserves a good cunting.

Nominated by: London cunt

Selena Scott

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I’ve just taken a moment to sit here and think, ‘who is a cunt, of all the people over the years who you have despised, who do you think is the biggest cunt of them all?’

And there’s one name who has beaten them all, consistently over the decades….

Selena Scott.

She makes my fucking skin crawl to this day.

Nominated by: Dan

( Not looking quite so glamourous these days either, is she? Ed. )

Mark Carney

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Mark Carney is a pinch faced Canadian cunt dedicated to torpedoeing interest rates and destroying me savings. Get a better return by stuffing me dosh up the memsahib’s fanny.

Hand picked by Osbourne therefore must be a major cunt – and the tosser costs us £11000 a month rent on top of a £874000 pa salary plus perks.

The main result of this ex Goldman Sachs wanker’s low interest rate policy is to spawn a new nation of fucking estate agents (up 77000 this year) and spawn another housing bubble. Bubbles burst and when they do they are full of bastard bailiffs.

We inbred aristos know all about debt. Been maintaining the life accustomed by mortgageing or flogging orf parts of the ancestral pile for decades. Return on capital is the old life blood. Though, fair play he volunteered, me butler’s arse too old to go on the game again. So something has to go. Me Bollinger or me Bentley?

Who can deny an old sportsman down on his luck. Any of you cunts lend me a tenner?

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

Islamist terrorist supporters

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Those morons that are constantly trying to defend islam as a religion of peace, as yet more fucking insane muslims deliver their personal brand of peace, harmony and brotherly love down the barrel of an AK47 in Nairobi, et al.

Everybody knows that muslims are cunts, there’s no point nominating them. If you think that a pædophile warlord was God’s prophet and the message most urgently delivered to Mo was that he was allowed to shag or kill whoever he liked whilst attempting to take over the world, then you are self evidently a cunt. No, it’s not the child-raping, drug dealing, curry munching rag heads that are the problem per se; cunts will be cunts, I guess. It’s the dopey fucking rent-a-gobs, the Stockholm Syndrome cretins, the quislings and degenerates that talk such bollox as ‘a tiny minority’ and ‘a handful of extremists’, etc.

It’s the fucking cowardice of the Government, this one and numerous previous, that will not call a spade a spade or a terrorist a terrorist. It’s tossers like the Popes and the Archbishops who speak of the followers of this sick cult as though they were equal with us, in either religion, science, medicine, culture or even just manners. It’s twats that think a muslim from Somalia called Mohammed is British because he’s good at running. Fucking running! Not brain surgery, not oncology, not quantum physics, just running.

FFS, wake up, declare islam a terrorist organisation, fuck all its followers off to nearest middle eastern desert and rip down the mosques. These fuckers spread their violence, misogyny, war and misery EVERYWHERE they fucking go. Fuck ‘em off, now, while there is still time.

Nominated by: Termujin

( Published in the interests of free speech – Don’t send the bomb to us – Ed )