Maher al Assad

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Crippled cunt and younger brother of Dictator Bashar al Assad.

The sadist straight man in the double act. A Dr Strangelove without the personality. Survived an asassination attempt which crippled his left arm and blew his left leg orf and by all accounts his bollocks with it. What the yanks would call “one mean maher”. A tosser that can’t toss himself. Time to blow his other leg orf.

The smart money has this crippled cunt behind the sarin gas attack which killed 1500 people in Damascus.

Video floating around from 2008 shows him filming dismembered corpses for his viewing pleasure after a prison riot was put down.

Has extensive dodgy business operations based in Lebanon.

Commander of the Republican Guard and 4th Armoured Division he is principle muscle man and enforcer for the regime. Rarely seen and works the dark shadows controlling the psycho squads responsible for the worst atrocities. Has HATE tatooed across the knuckles of both hands (but only one hand works now).

Crippled Corrupt Commander Cunt

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

3 thoughts on “Maher al Assad

  1. MIchael Gove is not only a cunt who looks like a fucking ventriloquist’s dummy, but he is the ONLY cunt in the land to publicly and unashamedly SUPPORT the Daily Mail’s vicious attack on the dead father of Ed Miliband. It goes without saying that anyone who writes or reads the Daily Mail is a cunt too (and Gove’s wife is a DM columnist of course), but Gove’s colossal and comprehensive cuntitude today scaled new heights. Oh and by the way, when people were holding street parties in celebration of arch cunt Thatcher’s death, the Daily Mail wrote “this bilious hatred and lack of respect for the dead is a disturbing new low in British life” – shame they didn’t believe the same respect was due when writing about the likes of Ralph Miliband and, previously, Stephen Gately. Hypocritical fucking CUNTS!

  2. Thatchers and Millibands are all cunts, whether dead or alive.

    Fuck Milliband, the spastic, looks like Wallace/Gromitt. Cunt.

    And fuck all the whiney wankers who think that pointing out that the leader of the opposition had a rabid marxist for a father is poor form. We need more journalists willing to point out the cuntitude of these fucking degenerates. Cunts.

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