Ray Winstone [2]

Posted on September 22, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Get ya laptops aat. Ray Winstone ere. You slaaags might know me as the geezer in scum or Henry the fucking 8th. Don’t believe it’s me Ray ‘the daddy’ Winstone? ok…. Oi Wolsey you fucked up ya slaaag, jog on. I fucking love ya Anne.

Yeaaah was born to play Enry the fucking 8th I was. See told ya. naaah I jacked in acting, naaah I work for 365 bet full fucking time like the cunt I aaam, more readies for the daddy.

Nominated by: Ray Winstone

France

Posted on September 21, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

The filthy French – greasy, shoulder shrugging, garlic smelling cunts who spell better than they pronounce.

Couldn’t win a war even if they were fighting the Eyeties. Leave the real fighting to the beer drinking nations you dirty, wanky cunts.

That Jacques Cousteu is a total cunt as well.

Nominated by: Flaxen Saxon

Francoise Hollande

Posted on September 20, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

This dodgy pinko french garlic monkey thinks he can usurp Cameron’s rightful place as Obama’s willy warmer. Now finds himself the only tosser in the ring with his dick out. Merde Alors Francoise!

And no Parliament or Congress to vote against going to war for you so you can zip it up again. France is a Presidential Dictatorship you see, not a Parliamentary Democracy.

So practice taking Obama’s cock up your shitty little arse monsewer. You are Obamarama’s principal ally now. Good luck Francoise.

Enjoy the friendly fire you froggie cunt.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Bashar Al-Assad

Posted on September 19, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Assad is a cunt. Not for using chemical weapons on his own people. No. It’s because the cunt reminds me of those insurance company meerkats who are also cunts (see cunts passim).

Therefore Assad is a cunt too. Simples.

Nominated by: Fred West

Paul Morley

Posted on September 18, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Paul Morley, the Professional Northerner and cultural commentator who pops up as a “talking head” on practically every arts programme is not just a loathsome cunt of epic proportions, but also a repugnant opinion-whore who enthusiastically offers a hundred deliberately cryptic, wilfully oblique words on any subject where ten would suffice.

In fact, Paul Morley is that most dangerous of cunts: he is Stuart Maconie with a brain. A soundbite for every occasion, but an insight into none.

This incorrigibly supercilious cunt treats pop culture as an enigma that only he can fully unravel, only he can grasp the intricacies and subtleties and oh, how we should be grateful that he has deigned to explain the esoteric mysteries to we intellectual pygmies.

This self-important, self-admiring cunt needs dragging off the street and pushing into the back of a van. Drive the cunt out into the middle of the Fens and douse the fucker in petrol. Then insist that the tosser draws a parallel between German Expressionism and The Smiths while you idly play with matches. Not so smug now, I’ll bet.

Nominated by: Fred West

Paul Morley is a self-important cunt who knows fuck all about music

Nominated by: ChasCMusic