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The BBC [10]

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More BBC cuntwittery…

They now have a ‘news’ article online titled ‘We ask mixed race couples about Prince Harry getting engaged’… And on Newsnight: ‘Is the royal engagement a significant moment for people of mixed-race heritage?’…

Lefty media cunts utterly obsessed with race…. They try and squeeze irrelevant identity politics into every single story and every TV show… If we thought the Femstapo/Lezzernazi Doctor Who farce was/is bad enough, wait till they want/demand/clamor for a black one (and probably a black female one), because it’s coming…

Nominated by Norman

Q: What did the white pigeon say to the black pigeon

A: Lookatthecoon…..lookatthecoon….!

Nominated by Mr Mullatto

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Zoe Ball [3]

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Zoe Ball has always annoyed me to the extreme, and since it is 8 years since she was cunted here (where curiously she got her two noms within 3 months of each other), it is high time to cunt this specimen, kicking and screaming, into 2017.

One of the more infuriating members of that whole 90’s TFI Friday/Priory Clinic ‘sleb crowd, she boils down to just another loud, vapid, talentless, shouty-cunty presenter in the same vein as Tess Daly, Cuntia Winkleman, Clare Balding etc etc. However, this well-worn slag has additional cuntitude by virtue of her being a home-wrecking drunken cunt who would rather spend her late forties dragging her grotesquely distended minge around London nightclubs than being a mother.

Her outpouring of woe for her recently-deceased latest squeeze – after knowing him for all of twenty minutes – rounded off what a colossal cunt she is.

Side-cunting for Johnny Ball for giving birth to such an omnicunt as Zoe.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

Blighty’s Brexit Buggering

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Get ready for it. Classic softening up orf The Great British Unwashed going orn. Same buggering tactic – float an inflated figure (in this case a £50bn Brexit bill) then reveal a lower actual figure (intended all along) that the electorate will swallow in relief orf say only £45bn.

So that’s all right then!

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

EA Games

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EA games are royal class cunts for fucking up on what started out as a decent franchise I’m of course talking bout Battlefield. From somebody who use to play BF Bad Company 2 and Battlefield 3 religiously online before the mod community fucked it up. At its peak it was very enjoyable and heaps better then most shite Call of Duty games

What EA has effectively done to the Battlefield franchise is rape it to near death and stabbed it several hundred times with a katana blade then dousing it with gasoline and setting it ablaze infront of their fans The DLC whoring, The buggy lauch despite the massive pre order support it got from fans, The massive updates for glitches and fuckups they should of been fixed before it was even fucking released EA and VICE studios you are complete and utter cunts for being greedy and mismanaged cunts!

Nominated by Titslapper

James Bolam [2]

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James Bolam is a cunt…

The sad death of Rodney Bewes has once more brought home what a twat his fellow ex-Likely Lad really is… I doubt there will be any word from Bolam on the passing of his former friend and colleague… Bolam never even said a word when Bewes’s wife passed away a couple of years ago…

Also, his attitude regarding The Likely Lads stinks… Refusing point blank to even acknowledge its existence, never mind talk about it… David Jason doesn’t hate Only Fools and Horses, Harry .H. Corbett didn’t refuse to discuss Steptoe & Son, Ronnie Barker was not ashamed of Porridge, and Leonard Rossiter never dumbed down Rising Damp…

There’s nothing worse than a ‘serious’ actor who thinks that certain roles are beneath them and that they are the dog’s bollocks… Martin Shaw in The Professionals and that daft cow from Father Ted also spring to mind….

Luvvies are cunts…

Nominated by Norman