Ahmed Hassan

I would like to nominate Ahmed Hassan, the little asylum seeking cunt who attempted to bomb a London Tube train.

I hope that this turd burglar is given a proper prison sentence and that he is isolated from others of his ilk so that he is not further radicalised. He didn’t even attempt the 72 virgins trick as the fuckwitted cunt attempted to escape from Dover back to the earthly paradise he came from. He’ll discover what a virgin’s life is really like once he is in prison.

Deportation for the cunt if he is ever released.

Nominated by Sir Cuntalot

Emma Gonzalez

Emma Gonzalez is a cunt!

From America the Cuntiful it’s time for…Kids are Cunts Too. Starring none other than that 17 year old, shaved headed, bisexual, female, person of color, survivor of gun violence, leader of protests, media personality, gun control advocate…the gloriously righteous, crusader against hypocrisy and voice of the new morality…Emma Gonzalez.

Did we touch all the bases?

Amongst the multitude of disturbing trends in our society today is the libtard media’s efforts to hold up our children as arbiters of moral authority. This should come as no surprise to the socially aware cunters of “our” august forum as this has been a tactic used by everyone on the left from Hitler to Mao.

It has however, sunk to new depths in the aftermath of the two recent school shootings in Florida and Maryland. What? You didn’t know there was a second shooting in Maryland? Of course you didn’t…the libtard media doesn’t want you to know.

About a week or so after the Florida school shooting a 17 year old boy went into a school in Maryland. He opened fire and tragically killed 2 students before the armed school resource officer confronted him and shot him dead. Bra-fucking-vo for the good guys. Another demented, evil cunt is roasting in the fires of hell.

The bad news is 2 innocents were murdered in cold blood by this sick cunt. Only 2 you ask? Hey ONE is too many…but not in the eyes of the libtard media. They don’t want you to know about this story because they cannot scream; Another massacre of our children…stay tuned to CNN for all the latest developments.

They do however, want you to know all about Emma Gonzalez….the Florida high school student who is the recent darling of the far left. Since the shooting Miss Gonzalez…yeah…that’s right…Miss…not Ms…or Mz…or any other politically, correct handle…has been all over the media. Most recently the self described “bisexual”…(remember this is a 17 year old high school student)…captivated libtards and moved America to tears as she offered 6 minutes of silence in memory of fallen classmates at the ” March for our lives” rally.

OK…you guys think I’m being a cunt. After all the kid went through a traumatic experience. She’s simply reacting to a horrific tragedy. And up to a point you have a point…but you’re missing the point.

Emma Gonzalez is a child. She’s a teenager. She isn’t even an adult in the eyes of the law. However, in the spirit of the recently cunted, I am Jazz she has seen fit to announce to the world that she is bisexual. Maybe not the worst teen age violation ever but let’s look a little closer at this mentally disturbed little cunt.

She has shaved her head. Why? A statement of some kind? Bisexual identity?Current fashion? Teenage rebellion? No. This brilliant young woman claims that; “It’s Florida. Hair is just an extra sweater I’m forced to wear”. How’s that for the ultimate in victimology? Forced…FORCED…to wear hair in the oppressive Florida heat.

Needless to say the media can’t get enough of her. She strikes all the right chords with them and fits right in with their Nazi/Maoist agenda. The young lady has been in libtard rag journals such as Vogue…buzz…Mother Jones and Vox. Libtard media outlets such as CNN and CBS profile her as courageous and a righteous moral crusader. Ellen Degenerate, media non-personality and noted crotch cannibal has had her on her daily shitfest. She even has a Wikipedia page. Most recently she was lauded by The New Yorker magazine for calling BS on our politicians who support the 2nd Amendment. I’ll bet money this self absorbed little cunt has never had a civic class in high school and doesn’t know the first thing about how our government works. But she knows how to get attention and adoration.

She is lauded as an activist…a leader and a moral authority. And all at the ripe old age of 17. She is to the left a wet dream come true. A female survivor. A member of the LBGTQRSTUVWXYX community. A person of color…she’s not the Black Panther…but she is perhaps a Brown Kitten. A gun massacre survivor and anti gun crusader. We could go on and on but just refer to the opening of this cunting for a more complete list.

But what about the officer in Maryland who stopped a another psycho from mass murdering his classmate? What about the guy who risked his life to protect our innocents? Do you know his name. Do you know his sexual orientation? Do you know his race or ethnicity? Of course you don’t. Who wants to hold up a middle aged white man who risked his life confronting a killer as a hero. That doesn’t fit in with the agenda. But a shaved headed, 17 year old, bisexual, anti-gun, POC…Now there’s a story we can all support.

I realize this is likely to be a controversial nomination. And the issue isn’t so much about gun control…the merits of which can be legimitely debated. It isn’t even as much about Emma as it is the libtard media that glorifies her. She did witness something horrific and terrifying. But take a close look at her. Even before the shooting this kid clearly had “issues”. And now she is lapping up the attention like (the aforementioned) Ellen between her most recent lovers legs.

I will proudly salute a real hero…the Maryland Police officer who did his duty. And proudly share a link to the story you never heard of…from of all places…CNN..the Communist News Network. (Irony of ironies!)

https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/20/us/great-mills-high-school-shooting/index.html

But I can’t find it in myself to salute this know-it-all teenaged cunt…who doesn’t even know her own sexuality. I feel for her…but she is being used…apparently willingly by the libtard media. As she has decided to be a willing accomplice I have no choice but to proudly cunt…

Emma Gonzalez

Nominated by General Cuntster

The Clock Change

Why the the fuck do we put up with this fiasco twice a year? To placate some jock farmers? Fuck that!

Costs millions. Kills people adjusting to change driving.

What a fucking waste of time!

Nominated by Big Steve

Owen Smith

Owen Smith is a odious cunt in a party of cunts in a Parliament of cunts.

While spending his spare time grabbing the coin from Pfizer for lobbying, the cunt then demands that Labour policy is changed to reverse Brexit, stay in the singe market and turn their back on democracy. This even seems depraved to Comrade Cuntbin who has sacked the welsh prick although I surely remember that Labour have just changed their policy to stay in the single market….

This is the cunt who spoke out in favour in 2006 that the removal of dictators (Saddam) was a noble left wing tradition and then later argued he was always against it. Cunt.

Nominated by Proper Cunt

Chuka Umunna (3)

Chuka Umunna needs a cunting. OK, he surprised me by crawling out of his leader’s arse and siding with the government over this thing with the Russkies. However, I found his statement to be somewhat hypocritical. Here’s what he said:

“Have read the comments of the Leader of the Opposition’s spokesperson. Mr Milne’s comments do not represent the views of the majority of our voters, members or MPs. We’ll get abuse for saying so but where British lives have been put at risk it is important to be clear about this.”

Yes, all very polite and full of morality. However, Chuka is making himself something of a hypocrite by saying Milne’s comments do represent the views of the majority of British voters. Chuka is a fervent remainer, and he frequently makes comments that do not represent the view of the majority of British voters. It made me wonder whether he ACTUALLY felt that way about Milne’s comments, or whether they just, yet again, an attempt at making himself a little more popular than he actually is.

Let’s face it, ol’Chuk, or “Britain’s Obama” as he once to style himself, causing much ridicule from other politicians and voters in general. He soon dropped that one. Still, he still has pretensions of becoming the first black leader of the Labour party, and the first black Prime Minister.. And considering he faces opposition from the likes of the Abbottopotamus, Chi Unwarah and David Lammy, he’ll probably achieve the first part of his ambition. The second one, I think he’ll find somewhat more difficult if not impossible.

The problem he has is, he’s deeply unlikeable. He has this habit of sticking his nose in the air, like a toff. And it does him no favours that he’s an arrogant cunt, who thinks a lot more of himself than anyone else does. He also seems to think he’s academically and intellectually superior to the voting British person, and generally looks down at us through his nose and feels pity that we cannot be all be a god like figure, like him.

Now as I said. It’s nice that’s he’s deigned to get right down of his high horse, and side with us. But I just can’t forget him making comments over the past 21 months that do not “represent the views of the majority of British voters”, over Brexit. Umanna seems to sense a way to knife his leader in the back. Ultimately, he’ll fail and end up in a Gulag for his backstabbing. Chuka Umman opportunist cunt of the year, please step forward.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw