Emma Gonzalez is a cunt!
From America the Cuntiful it’s time for…Kids are Cunts Too. Starring none other than that 17 year old, shaved headed, bisexual, female, person of color, survivor of gun violence, leader of protests, media personality, gun control advocate…the gloriously righteous, crusader against hypocrisy and voice of the new morality…Emma Gonzalez.
Did we touch all the bases?
Amongst the multitude of disturbing trends in our society today is the libtard media’s efforts to hold up our children as arbiters of moral authority. This should come as no surprise to the socially aware cunters of “our” august forum as this has been a tactic used by everyone on the left from Hitler to Mao.
It has however, sunk to new depths in the aftermath of the two recent school shootings in Florida and Maryland. What? You didn’t know there was a second shooting in Maryland? Of course you didn’t…the libtard media doesn’t want you to know.
About a week or so after the Florida school shooting a 17 year old boy went into a school in Maryland. He opened fire and tragically killed 2 students before the armed school resource officer confronted him and shot him dead. Bra-fucking-vo for the good guys. Another demented, evil cunt is roasting in the fires of hell.
The bad news is 2 innocents were murdered in cold blood by this sick cunt. Only 2 you ask? Hey ONE is too many…but not in the eyes of the libtard media. They don’t want you to know about this story because they cannot scream; Another massacre of our children…stay tuned to CNN for all the latest developments.
They do however, want you to know all about Emma Gonzalez….the Florida high school student who is the recent darling of the far left. Since the shooting Miss Gonzalez…yeah…that’s right…Miss…not Ms…or Mz…or any other politically, correct handle…has been all over the media. Most recently the self described “bisexual”…(remember this is a 17 year old high school student)…captivated libtards and moved America to tears as she offered 6 minutes of silence in memory of fallen classmates at the ” March for our lives” rally.
OK…you guys think I’m being a cunt. After all the kid went through a traumatic experience. She’s simply reacting to a horrific tragedy. And up to a point you have a point…but you’re missing the point.
Emma Gonzalez is a child. She’s a teenager. She isn’t even an adult in the eyes of the law. However, in the spirit of the recently cunted, I am Jazz she has seen fit to announce to the world that she is bisexual. Maybe not the worst teen age violation ever but let’s look a little closer at this mentally disturbed little cunt.
She has shaved her head. Why? A statement of some kind? Bisexual identity?Current fashion? Teenage rebellion? No. This brilliant young woman claims that; “It’s Florida. Hair is just an extra sweater I’m forced to wear”. How’s that for the ultimate in victimology? Forced…FORCED…to wear hair in the oppressive Florida heat.
Needless to say the media can’t get enough of her. She strikes all the right chords with them and fits right in with their Nazi/Maoist agenda. The young lady has been in libtard rag journals such as Vogue…buzz…Mother Jones and Vox. Libtard media outlets such as CNN and CBS profile her as courageous and a righteous moral crusader. Ellen Degenerate, media non-personality and noted crotch cannibal has had her on her daily shitfest. She even has a Wikipedia page. Most recently she was lauded by The New Yorker magazine for calling BS on our politicians who support the 2nd Amendment. I’ll bet money this self absorbed little cunt has never had a civic class in high school and doesn’t know the first thing about how our government works. But she knows how to get attention and adoration.
She is lauded as an activist…a leader and a moral authority. And all at the ripe old age of 17. She is to the left a wet dream come true. A female survivor. A member of the LBGTQRSTUVWXYX community. A person of color…she’s not the Black Panther…but she is perhaps a Brown Kitten. A gun massacre survivor and anti gun crusader. We could go on and on but just refer to the opening of this cunting for a more complete list.
But what about the officer in Maryland who stopped a another psycho from mass murdering his classmate? What about the guy who risked his life to protect our innocents? Do you know his name. Do you know his sexual orientation? Do you know his race or ethnicity? Of course you don’t. Who wants to hold up a middle aged white man who risked his life confronting a killer as a hero. That doesn’t fit in with the agenda. But a shaved headed, 17 year old, bisexual, anti-gun, POC…Now there’s a story we can all support.
I realize this is likely to be a controversial nomination. And the issue isn’t so much about gun control…the merits of which can be legimitely debated. It isn’t even as much about Emma as it is the libtard media that glorifies her. She did witness something horrific and terrifying. But take a close look at her. Even before the shooting this kid clearly had “issues”. And now she is lapping up the attention like (the aforementioned) Ellen between her most recent lovers legs.
I will proudly salute a real hero…the Maryland Police officer who did his duty. And proudly share a link to the story you never heard of…from of all places…CNN..the Communist News Network. (Irony of ironies!)
https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/20/us/great-mills-high-school-shooting/index.html
But I can’t find it in myself to salute this know-it-all teenaged cunt…who doesn’t even know her own sexuality. I feel for her…but she is being used…apparently willingly by the libtard media. As she has decided to be a willing accomplice I have no choice but to proudly cunt…
Emma Gonzalez
Nominated by General Cuntster