Katie Price (12) – Cheap Trick

I think it is time again to cunt that cunt Katie Price. I know the cunt already has a season ticket on these hallowed pages but fuck me the cunt should have a day ticket.

Not only has this cunt with a cunt like a hippo yawning just walked free after commiting a crime but is now full on exploiting Harvey for her own self promotion. He is disabled and to be fair to the youth is partial to using the word cunt. But she cannot wait to use any of his actions to get attention.

Joking aside she is not a person who should be in charge of taking a shit let alone children. Her cunt should be bricked up so she cannot have anymore kids. She is to parenting what the hydrogen bomb is to landscape gardening.

She used to live off her looks but they went long ago and now it is just jn the eye of the beholder….or is that beerholder as you’d need a fucking crate to tackle her.

All in all a despicable cunt who will sell anyone for her own gains

Mirror News Link

Nominated by: DryItchyCunt

Pointless Media Headlines

I would like to Cunt stupid and pointless headlines in the press.

The ones that are of no real interest to the average British reader or the ones that miss the giant elephant ? sat in the room.

For example
BBC News Link

Pardon the Taliban ban long road trips for women. My reaction is oh wow what a non story the fucking Taliban ban everything worthwhile in life this has been common knowledge for well, ever. The only thing they don’t ban is torture and killing this takes place everyday yet let’s talk about long journeys.

Another example where I feel that the writer has missed or ignored the point

GB News Link

I believe a more appropriate headline would be “frenchies still can’t stop ✋ illegal immigrants getting into boats ?‍♀️ , do they actually want to “. ? Or are the French police really that fucking useless.

Trawl the news sites fellow cunters and you will see that this happens over and over again. Maybe someone could invent a pair of spot the elephant ? in the room specs.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

Freedom from Torture

These cunts have started a legal challenge to attempts to stop the economic migrants crossing the channel. The ones who seem to have 5 or ten grand to do so.

”Priti Patel has today suggested that tougher measures will stop refugee deaths. But if her cruel anti-refugee Nationality & Borders Bill passes, it will only further entrench a system that chooses hostility over humanity. More people will die trying to find safety.
The British and French governments have shown that they can collaborate on building higher fences – but now we need to see them work together to protect human life at the border. The deaths need to stop and it’s not hostility that’ll do it. It’s compassion, dignity and a recognition of our shared humanity.”

What is never mentioned is that these poor persecuted people, most of whom are adult male, have come 1000s of miles, through ‘safe’ countries to get to the UK.

The argument of these touchy feely lefty cunts may have some currency in Greece or Turkey. But how the fuck can ‘humanity’ apply to leaving a safe haven in France be regarded as fleeing persecution?

Freedom from Torture is determined to destroy western civilisation with an influx of barbarians.

MSN News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Colston, Criminal Damage and Justice

This lot helped pull down a statue in the name of ‘BLM.’ Anyway they were found not guilty of criminal damage. What the fuck? Then to rub it in, the silly cow got down on one knee outside the court. If this was my daughter, I would slap her about and then disown the WOKE cunt.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Cock Blanket

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Supported by: Sick of it

In addition to the cunting by Cock Blanket

A cunting for British justice, a right to trial by jury is fundamental to our system but sometimes they get it wrong.

How the fuck can it happen that 4 people are found not guilty of criminal damage when partly by their own admission and partly by video footage were instigating and assisting in the destruction of public property.

I was sure these cunts would get the guilty verdict and the only issue would be how woke their sentences would be, a fine and or community service but I never anticipated a not guilty.

I give you the Bristol 4 Cunts everyone of them took the piss and got away with it, does it now mean that anyone who is ‘offended’ by a statue or anything else can destroy it without consequences

The case was clear did they damage public property, yes they did but for some reason it wasn’t a criminal act.

Get ready for more attacks on Statues, Churchill will need to watch his back.

Guardian News Link

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And there’s more, this time from Komodo

Indie News Link

The sanctimonious (white) shits who broke the statue of Edward Colston and tipped it into Bristol docks have been ACQUITTED of criminal damage, despite the pig-ignorant jury being advised that the matter at issue was not Colston’s connection with slavery but… the commission of criminal damage, which the smug cunts ADMITTED.

Sorry to go all Daily Express with the CAPITALS, but what the multicultural FUCK is going on here? What further vandalism will be permitted, with impunity, to destroy public works, or for that matter anyone else’s property, to propagate the opinions of a few demented arseholes?

And is Judge Peter Blair in his right mind? The cunt should be sectioned if he imagines he has upheld the law. He only just stopped short of paying compo to this bunch of self-confessed criminals. Fuck me. This actually puts his namesake in the shade.

Still, it rather weakens the legal objection to direct action against the agents of woke, doesn’t it?

Addendum:
The push back might start here:

There’s the usual woke agitation to return the Benin Bronzes to their place of origin because, colonialism, slavery, yadayada. But the Bristol 4 Cunts have cleared the way for an act of epic vandalism. When these bronzes were being made, Benin, now as then a wholly black region, was a first-class slave-trading state, and made much of its wealth from capturing poor oppressed Mbongo and flogging him to evil whiteys and Arabs.

It would be entirely legitimate, according to the legal precedent set today, to storm the British Museum and trash the bronzes….

…any thoughts on that, wokeys?

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And one more, this time from Le Cunt Noir

I’d like to jump on to Komodo’s excellent nom here. The cunts who toppled that statue getting let off without even a slap on the wrist really boils my piss.

Yes, Colston was a slave trader. Yes, it’s an abhorrent practice – by today’s standards. At that time, it was legal and anyway, it’s not like slave trading was his only thing. The man gave back to the city he loved, leaving lasting legacies. His statue was erected as much (in fact, more likely) for that, than for his travel agency specialising in cross-Atlantic cruises for effniks.

But the two things that piss me off most about this whole thing are, one – it was not a fucking spontaneous action. Where they dumped the statue in the docks is, according to my Bristolian ex, a known point where an escaped slave once fell into and drowned. To get to it, the protesters had to pass several other points that would have been much easier to dump Colston in. In other words, this was a planned gesture.

Second, this was allegedly done in the name of Black Lives Matter. Yet look at those cunts smiling and waving on the court steps as the judge waves them off. In the immortal words of John ‘fuck the Tories’ Snow, I’ve never seen so many white people in one place.

Link: BBC News Link

Fucking leftist brain-dead middle-class fucktards, the lot of them.

 

Greta Thunberg (6) Pokes Sniffer Joe Biden (12)

Apologies cunters for ruining your post Christmas celebrations. It’s our very own monglet Greta. This cunt is now taking a pop at old sleepy Joe. It’s all about the carbon says she. Surely she has now committed a hate crime having a pop at the allegedly senile old cunt.

Hopefully the U.S security services should wipe her out with extreme prejudice? Or maybe the white Fiat be borrowed of the royal family?

Daily Mail Link

Nominated by: CuntyMort

And on the subject of Sleepy Joe, here’s one from Ron Knee

‘Sleepy’ Joe Biden

Poor, poor US of A, and poor old Joe Biden.

Already showing signs of cognitive impairment when elected (some assert fraudulently) on an ‘anyone but Trump’ ticket, ‘Sleepy’ Joe promised to ‘heal’ America.

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Now more than a year into his presidency, I see very little evidence that Biden and his administration have any real grasp of how even to begin to tackle the enormous economic, domestic and foreign policy issues besetting the United States.

In the meantime, Biden seems to bumble vaguely about, often displaying an inability to string a sentence together coherently, even when aided by teleprompter. If he has got a grasp of the issues, he has a hard time showing it.

And all the while, the ‘lets go, Brandon!’ siren calls grow louder, with the poor old git seemingly so out of touch that he even agrees!

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Okay, maybe it’s a cheap laugh, but then you stop and wonder if in fact, you should be shedding tears. This man is the leader of the (so-called) Free World. Putin and the CCP must be pissing themselves, while we can only look on with an increasing sense of dismay.

Poor, poor US of A, and poor old Joe Biden.