The University of Northampton

The ‘University’ of Northampton is a cunt.

Firstly, yes it actually exists. That should be sufficient for a cunting in its own right.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Northampton

However, they have decided to put a trigger warning on Orwell’s 1984.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10430597/University-slaps-trigger-warning-George-Orwells-Nineteen-Eighty-Four.html

Seriously, the book that told the world how bad an autocratic, censurious society can be has been labelled as ‘containing explicit material’ and that it could be found ‘offensive and upsetting’.

I don’t whether to laugh or cry that the soft-bellied cunts as this alleged university have labelled their own playbook as offensive.

One last quote from the article. ‘Northampton, which gained full university status only in 2005, is ranked 101st in a list of the UK’s 121 universities.’

Can’t fucking think why …

Nominated by Dark key cunt…

And seconded by Geordie Twatt

I’d like to second DKC’s nomination of Northampton University.

A few years ago when my daughter was considering which Uni to apply to, we had a look through the annual Sunday Times University Guide. The leader of the Student’s Union for each institution was invited to write a single sentence to say what was good about their Uni. So most extolled the academic or social benefits. For Northampton’s student leader, however, it’s great selling point was the fact that it had transgender toilets. I kid you not. Needless to say, she didn’t apply.

101st out of 121 Universities? I should think it’s more likely to be 122nd.

Channelling

This has nothing to do with the dinghy invasion across the channel. Though that is a form of channeling I suppose.

No I mean ‘channelling’ in a mystical sense. Just read that Geri Horner was ‘channelling’ Marilyn Monroe in wearing a white dress at some awards bash And Amanda Holden was channelling her ‘legally blond’ in what she was wearing earlier this evening.

But I’ve also heard it used in psychobabble namely channeling one of your inner ‘selves’

I was singing ‘Suspicious Minds’ to myself earlier. Was I channelling my inner Elvis?

It is linked with ‘identify as’ I think. The same fracturing of the personality. The same fundamental attack on Personhood.

Sam Smith says he I mean they say they have more than one personality. So each day they decide (do they?’) which personality they are going to channel.?
Is that multi-personality disorder…? Who knows.

Maybe I have got that wrong. Hes ‘non-binary’ he says doesn’t he? I mean they say don’t they? Do they have one personality expressed sexually differently. Is that it? I ought to have looked this up.

Anyway, going back again to channelling someone famous. If you think back that was the hallmark of being a nutter someone claiming to be an historic figure like Napoleon or Jesus Christ.

Mediums (who I don’t like on principle) talk about ‘channelling’ the spirit of some dead relative? Yes that would be a strong influence on this new usage.

Really Geri wasn’t channelling Marilyn Monroe she was influenced by her. Or was paying homage to her with her dress.

Does this matter? Not much but I am seeing the word ‘channelling’ being used in this way and I don’t like it.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

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The Ghost of Jimmy Savile (3)

“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s cultural affairs correspondent Ron Knee reporting. As our followers are aware, the BBC is making a controversial drama telling the story of the horrendous sex predator Jimmy Savile. Thanks to our astrologer and medium Mystic Mug (preferential rates apply for IsAC subscribers), we are joined by no less than the ghost of Jimmy Savile himself to hear his views on this. Can you hear me Mr Savile?”.

“Goodness gracious, loud and clear young man *urgle urgle urgle*”.

“So how are you getting on over on the other side?”.

“Well well, now then now then, it’s hard goin’. I’ve been sentenced to ‘alf a million years in torment before a chance of redemption, so I spend me time with me ‘ead shoved in a bucket of pigshit while demons take turns at rammin’ a poker up me arse *urgle urgle*. Still, the food’s not bad, and as it ‘appens I’m on me tea break now”.

“So how do you feel about the BBC’s drama, with Steve Coogan playing you?”.

“Now then guys an’ gals, it’s nothin’ but a stab in the back. They’re lookin’ to cover their arses by dishin’ the dirt on me, after all the faithful service I gave ’em. Cunts. As for that twat Coogan, ‘ave a look at that picture with ‘im in that daft wig. Makes ‘im look like a fookin’ tranny”.

“Okay. But at least the Beeb has said that the stories of some of your victims will be heard”.

“Victims? Listen pal * urgle urgle*. I was a fookin’ huge star. The fanny threw itself at me. I mean, they were dressed and made up to the nines. How was I to know that one or two of ’em, well a few of ’em, okay most of ’em, weren’t of age? I’m the victim ‘ere. None of ’em ever said no”.

“Especially the corpses no doubt. But seriously, come on. YOU were a victim?”.

“Too right young man. My good nature was taken advantage of by all them young tarts. I keep tellin’ ’em that down ‘ere, but they won’t listen. Oh fook, there’s the bell. Back to it. Hey ‘old up lads, is that a fookin’ pineapple as it ‘appens? No no *urgle urgle* aaaarrrrrrrgh…”.

“Well I think that good taste dictates that we leave it there, other than to say that Old Nick has now well and truly fixed it for Jimmy. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

Shamima Begum (9)

https://a.msn.com/r/2/AAT9SiD?m=en-gb&referrerID=InAppShare

Shamishitta Begum is a total cunt, not only did she fuck off to Ishittistan to fight us, the country that has taken her family in and provided them with a much better life than they ever would have got in Pakistan, she is now offering her help to fight against the very terrorists she left to support against the UK in exchange for coming back to the country she hates.

She must be the ultimate in double faced, untrustworthy cunts on the fucking planet,so Shammishitta, fuck off nobody wants you here, im sure nobody wants you there and there is no forgiving what you have done.

Nominated by Fuglyucker

With further comment from W. C. Boggs:

The Paki version of Stacey Solomon who just can’t keep her ugly mug out of the newspapers is in them again.

Earlier this week she “begged” Boris to let her come home, so she could help “fight terrorism”, now, after waiting only 6 years to claim she was “sexually groomed” at 15 (why didn’t she mention it, even if in passing, 7 years ago?), she is using that excuse to get her “home” again:

I doubt that the little whore needed much “grooming” three kids by the age of 20 suggests she loves cock. The Western garb doesn’t fool me – or I doubt you – for a moment. She is, of course, also using the stock plea that she is “in danger” from Isis. I imagine her only danger is which member is going to get her legs open first.

Women Tennis Players Who Grunt (while playing)


First I admit that I don’t watch tennis at all, I find it so boring, I would rather watch a BBC boring drama (and I would rather eat my own shit that watch that). I just happened to be flicking through the usual channels of utter wank when I noticed tennis was on BBC 2. Two young ladies were on the court and the constant grunting noises they both uttered when hitting the ball was wince inducing. Why do they do this I thought: it must be so distracting to the crowd who just want to watch this dull excuse for a sport. Maybe they all get their kicks from hearing the players making orgasm noises that sound like they are being shafted by huge cocks up every orifice all at once.

Who knows? Doesn’t make me want to watch it though.

Nominated by: The Wizard’s Sleeve