Not So Smart Meters

As most of us expected, the push to have consumers take on energy smart meters because we’re told it will help us with our usage, is just one big marketing con!

It seems that these things will be another form of Big Brother, and that we will be monitored/measured about our daily usage, and charged more for peak hour activity.

The clickbait focuses on net-zero bollocks, and that overall “the consumer will be better off”. But we know that’s utter and complete bollocks; it is more to do with the government’s lack of foresight about supplying this country with enough fuel supplies via fossil fuels and natural gas in its wet dream to be first to reach net zero by 2050!

So if you’re working from home, or unemployed, retired, in care, whatever, then you’re going to face higher bills for peak time activity. And if you have an electric car with domestic charger, you may also face higher charges because the definition of “peak times” hasn’t been officially defined. You would think this would be 6am to 10am and 3pm to 8pm, but even if it was to begin with suppliers could always shift the goal posts wider in order to grab more money out of you.

This doesn’t as yet affect people who only have old fashioned meters, but don’t be surprised of smart meters become mandatory and a condition whenever you sign up to a new contract!

We are fucked again thanks to a fucking idiotic government and its green thinking (or lack of)

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2022/02/08/smart-meter-overhaul-open-gates-surge-pricing/

Nominated by Technocunt

With further musings by Mikdys:

Smart Meters – supporting the Net Zero bollox.

Net Zero UK is a world of pain with no gain. Even if achievable it won’t make a blind bit of difference to the planet but it will cause untold pain and misery for millions.

Smart Meters are a part of it all, increasing your costs or throttling your electricity supply at times of peak demand (because there won’t be enough to go around and, even if there were to be, the Electricity Grid couldn’t support charging 17 million electric cars!).

Thanks Boris and a special mention to your good lady – us plebs know our place ?

https://www.thisismoney.co.uk/money/bills/article-10494535/amp/Smart-meters-overhail-higher-peak-electricity-prices.html

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Okay, I’ll take that as a no then, and leave the business of lounging about in naughty little fripperies to her. It’s probably for the best.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Cressida’s Dick.

A valedictory cunting.

How shall we count the ways? Below a selection of her efficiency. Makes Boris look on the ball.

Officers based at Charing Cross police station were found by an inquiry to have joked about rape and exchanged offensive social media messages. The Met said it was “deeply sorry”

The delay to the publication of Sue Gray’s full report into lockdown parties at Downing Street was a “stitch-up” between the Met and No 10. Alledgedly.

The rape, abduction and murder of Sarah Everard by a serving Met Police officer. .

Then clashes broke out between women and police officers at a vigil in her memory, held under Covid lockdown measures

There was condemnation of how police handled the murder of two women.

Nicole Smallman and Bibaa Henry, in a park in Wembley. Two constables were jailed for sharing photos of the murdered sisters’ bodies.

Dick also had to deal with the repercussions from the disastrous Operation Midland, the multimillion-pound investigation which saw detectives duped by false claims of a VIP sex abuse ring made by the paedophile and fantasist Carl Beech

A report by an independent panel set up in 2013 into the unsolved murder of Daniel Morgan accused the force of institutional corruption, and found that the then-Assistant Commissioner Dame Cressida had initially refused to grant access to a police internal data system

Before she became commissioner, she was in charge of the operation that led to the fatal shooting of Jean Charles de Menezes by officers who mistook him for a suicide bomber.

Asian police woman shouting anti-semitic slogans while supposedly policing a crowd.

Police officers taking the fucking knee.

And much, much more.

So farewell Cressida. Even Suckdick has washed his hands of you. And Boris’s arse is toast, so fuck off.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-60345334

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble