Unwatchable Talk TV

Head in hands time again as the latest news channel Talk TV takes the Crappo TV Title on points from holder GB News. Talk TV?

It’s another Murdoch vehicle in that Oz Cunt’s cheapo house style (but no bouncing titties presenters) with garish graphics and featuring largely unknown ugly old newsy type cunts with nuclear whitened choppers sagging out of on their third face job mugs.

Only newsworthy cunt in sight is the much despised and much sacked Piers Morgan. Enough said.

Accept after a lifetime of self abuse this old cunt’s peepers may well no longer have 20/20 vision but have the distinct impression that the visuals are not full HD ie 1080p. More likely the cheapo 720p that the BBC tried to foist off on the viewing public in the early days of “HD”. Stood out like a fuzzy sore thumb against ITV and the later Sky offerings. Only saving grace fuzzy TV makes the grievous Morgan ever so slightly more bearable.

Imagine brain dead cheap as chips ‘70s regional radio (when chips were cheap) with a static camera pointing at the presenters (two boxes with an old cunt in each) side by side and you get the picture. If only The Dirty Digger would go back on form and give us two boxes with a pair of bouncing titties in each.

Titties Talk TV. I’d watch that.

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Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

 

45 thoughts on “Unwatchable Talk TV

  1. It is cheap TV – merely a radio programme, which has stuck a camera alongside the microphones so that they can eavesdrop on a very audio production. I can’t abide Morgan – a red top journalist with pretensions, but that said it is no worse than Escape To The Cunt-ry or innumerable daily, never ending repeats.

    Too many hours to fill and not enough money. My solution would be to have less TV open at 4 for the kids and close at midnight. If nothing else it might make the spouse get off her fat arse. On a nice day get out in the fresh air, on a wet day, read. The latter today in Kentish Town, I fear. Good morning everyone.

  2. I’d put that cunt Morgan in the same sack as that other super cunt Vine.

    Chuck in a few vipers and lob it off a cliff.

  3. It makes me laugh how Piers Morgan tries to portray himself.

    Hardboiled hack trying to get the truth,

    Tells it like it is,

    Voice of the ordinary man,

    Look, you ducky little fleet Street bullshitter,
    Your name is Piers!!!
    Puffs name if ever I heard one.

    Hope you capuchino scalds your tongue.

  4. Not watching Talk TV at all.Load of garbage.Throw chunky Morgan into the oven please Unkle T.

    • TalkTV and GBnews are a hundred times better than any of the other crap you might be watching and being brainwashed by.
      Mike Graham, JHB and James Whale are particular highlights of TalkTV or radio while GBnews has Andrew Doyle and Leo Kearse making me laugh among others.
      Educate yourself as the Libtards are fond of saying and you will revise your opinion.
      Crap cunting.

  5. There’s a lot more to Talk TV than Piers Morgan and Jeremy Kyle.

    Julia Hartley-Brewer, Mike Graham, Ian Collins, Richard Tice, Kevin O’Sullivan, James Whale – all 1000% better than anything else the MSM has to offer.

    • Morning Ruff👍

      You still watching GB news?

      Despite the ongoing problems with sound quality and pisspoor presenting ,
      Its grown on me.

      I particularly enjoy Leo Kearse and Calvin Robinson.

      • Mis: in which case, you need to follow “The podcast’s of the Lotus Eaters” on YouTube👍

      • Morning Miserable.

        Yes, I still watch GB News occasionally. Agree that Leo Kearse and Calvin Robinson are excellent, Andrew Doyle and Neil Oliver are also worth a watch. But I find Talk TV more consistent.

        Actually don’t watch much TV, tend to listen to TalkRadio while doing stuff around the manor, though it has identical content to Talk TV.

      • Leo Kearske is funny, I like listening to the cunt.

        He’s good on the ‘Lotus Eaters’ YouTube channel when he’s on.

        Although, I did see him once on there saying Tony Blair was a good PM overall. Which is a big blot on his copybook.

      • And they pulled off a coup getting Mark Steyn. I don’t agree with him on everything, but I agree with him on most things and he can be very persuasive.

        A nightmare for woke cunts too. Very well read and outspoken.

    • I’ve not watched it yet. Perhaps I’ll give it a try. If it’s not the usual woke shite we get from Al- Beeb and Sky then I’m all for it, warts and all. It’s got to be better than Death Rigsby and Emily Matress.

      As for Moron, anyone who goes into epic battle with Sparkletits must have some redeeming features.

    • I like Julia early in the morning, then Graham mid-morning and Tim in the afternoon. Richard Tice is nice on a Sunday morning. Prefer them over anything on the Beeb, C4 etc. Not even noticed when the blow hard Morgan is on Talk Radio/TV.

      • Tim? I assume you mean Ian.

        Morgan is mercifully only on for an hour at 8pm on weekdays. Easily avoided as that’s the time we have our evening meal.

      • Lol Tim! I don’t know why I keep calling him Tim Collins, fgs. Ian!!! I switch off after Ian myself; that’ll be why I don’t bump into Morgan.

  6. Tacky efforts like this wouldn’t need to exist if our existing media presented facts rather than left wing propaganda, but the likes of Murdoch and Andrew Neil miss the point. Most of us want the bullshit separated from the truth and the truth broadcast, not the opinions of an increasingly desperate red top hack and his mates. If I produced a proper news channel, the likes of Morgan are the last people I’d want fronting it. In fact, Morgan was fucking lucky he didn’t do time for the insider dealing scandal. Hardly an arbiter of honesty and decency, he’ll say whatever he thinks will boost his career. Can’t see this lasting long.

  7. Never watched It.I do listen to talk radio though. Which started as an antidote to the cunts on LBC and that Uber cunt OBrian.

  8. What was the name of that channel that used to have Topless Darts on each evening?. I’d like to see a repeat of the grudge match between Diane Abbott and Emily Thornberry..

    • Abbott would win-she would use her “ancestral” spears, as witnessed in Peter Jackson’s “King Kong”.

      • Morning CG, King Kong can be thought of as a simile for modern migrant patterns…a violent simian leaves a perfectly nice jungle habitat (where he belongs) and crosses the ocean to try and perv on semi-willing blond wimminz.

      • A “Simian Similie”, if you will!

        The perfect title for a pamphlet, warning of the true dangers of uncontrolled immigration🤔

    • Live TV I think it was called.

      They also had ‘Bruno v Tyson’ live at the same time as the actual fight if you didn’t want to pay the pay per view fee.

      Difference was, they had ‘boxing actors’ watching monitors while ‘fighting’ in a ring. They (very badly) tried to copy the real fighters’ moves in real-time.

      Fucking ridiculous it was lol.

  9. It was much better when apart from the test card, there was no telly till the flower pot men and then the white spot with an annoying noise at midnight…..📺

    • Why employ Jeremy Kyle?
      Jesus, his whole career has just been chav baiting.

      What insight can he add to anything?

      Kyle & Morgan,
      A more repellent pair of cunts itd be hard to find.
      They may as well have Fred and Rose West .

      • Mnc@ Morning Mnc (I am all excited, got today off and off to collect me new mountain bike soon – sweet!) – when I am Great Overlord one of my first orders will be for penis Morgan and Jiminy Vyle to fight to the death on live Saturday night TV – that will get a bigger audience than Anthony Joshua being chased around for 12 rounds in his frilly nightie! 😀👍☠

      • Morning Foxy👍

        Aye, could bill it as ‘war of the weeds’?
        Both are convicted mediaphiles.

  10. Never seen the TV version but Talkradio is the only thing worth listening to. Yes there are some cunts on there…… Morgan, Kyle, Sharon fucking Osbourne. There’s also the poof brigade…..Judge fucking Rinder and that Christo Foux Foux or whatever the wankers name is.
    Listen, you’re a bum boy we get it ok? You don’t have to mention it every two fucking minutes.
    But if the alternative is O’Shithead or the BB fucking C then there’s no contest.

  11. This Morgan prick should have been shot at dawn after getting the sack from the Mirror for his lies.

  12. I find these “TV programmes” to be an irritation interruption to the gambling and “charity” adverts – I mean, if someone isn’t spunking away the Family Allowance on online bingo (it’s a “communidee thing” – meaning all the neighbours can watch as your car is being repossessed) or contributing to the darkest Ukranian “refugees” I have ever seen then we would have to wait another minute for another to be born..
    And penis Morgan has been caught lying and editing “interviews” yet again after the Donald Trump debacle. HOW has Morgan lived this long and not had that pudgy pudding face improved by vigorous application of fists?

    • Red cheeked pompous public schoolboy cunt.
      This Billy Bunter piggy has one of THE most punchable faces I have ever seen.
      I would happily join the long queue for that privilege 👍

  13. I tend to listen to it, and GB News, rather than watch it on TV, as I can never get a decent signal for those channels and picture + sound keeps breaking up.
    But ok on the radio anyway. On talk radio, my favourites are Mike Graham, Kevin O’Sullivan (on their own though, so far I’m not too impressed with their Saturday night show), Richard Tice, Peter Cardwell. JHB is a bit too shouty for my liking at times, although she talks a lot of sense. Christo is a twat though. Plank of the Week is quite entertaining.
    GBN, I like the Dan Wooton and Mark Dolan shows + Farage. Colin Brazier is good too. They seem to have taken on quite a few former Sky presenters who must have got pissed off with Sky’s wokery.

  14. I don’t think there’s a big enough audience in the UK for politics based TV channels. OK, lots of people hate woke mainstream content but they aren’t heavily into the political side of things (if a lot more people were the Uniparty wouldn’t be eternally in power).

    What is needed is some good, non woke & non PC content, streamed 24/7 and with an online “slightly delayed” channel so people can legally watch without paying the BBC for the privilege of watching someone else’s output.

    Great films, like Apocalypse Now, Easy Rider, Shaft even and repeat some of the great old TV shows like It Ain’t Half Hot Mum and On the Buses. Don’t bother with any presenters and no politics whatsoever. Bin the News (more like Woke Views these days anyway so no one will miss it) but keep the weather. Keep ad’s to a minimum. Like a 21st century Laser 558 but with video.

    TTT

    • Apart from watching the odd few minutes of BBC local evening news, mainly for the entirely inaccurate weather forecast, I stopped watching the news or reading newspapers a couple of years ago and radio news just washes over me. I don’t feel any less informed by not taking any notice of lying msm cunts.

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