Corporate Lanyards (the wearing of outside work)

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Corporate lanyards and the cunts who wear them outside of work.

My beef isn’t with corporate lanyards per se, or indeed the wearing of them, more the cunts who wear them when visiting the pub after work, as if they’ve just got home from a Jim’ll fix it show.

There’s a couple of cunts ( bloke and his missus) who work at the same large company. They visit the pub after work wearing the same corporate workwear, that’s bad enough, but they both seem to delight in wearing their lanyards too. I’ve never understood this cuntery. I have an ID lanyard with DBS status. I wear it when required to. When I’ve left, I put it in my glove box. I can only assume that anyone who wears one outside of work is trying to say something about themselves ( cunts) “ look at me, I work for …….” .

Maybe they have forgotten their name. Maybe they think it looks cool. I think you can all guess what I think.

(Plus cunts who wear their ski jackets down the pub complete with attached lift pass from their last Alpine adventure. So you went skiing, huh? Well done. – NA)

Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe

Joe Biden [13]

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Creepy Joe Biden.

This Uber cunt has proved yet again, to be unfit for office. Is there nothing this senile old wanker can’t fuck up?

The hair sniffing cunt has said “ How did we get to the place where, you know, Putin just decides he’s gonna invade *RUSSIA*? Something like this hasn’t happened since World War 2.”

There is no hope.

Twitter Biden Link

Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe

The Boeing Company

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Good news that the capitalist system exonerated Boeing executives from criminal charges in exchange for a relatively small fine:

https://paxex.aero/boeing-737-max-settlement-bargain/

Bad news for families of the victims of the 737 Max crashes and, indeed, all the little people across the world. And for the Boeing test pilot who looks like being put up as a patsy:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/crime/boeing-test-pilot-737-max-b1938796.html?amp
Just watched “Downfall the case against Boeing” on Netflix. Jesus H Christ on a bike how the hell did Boeing get away with it? [A: because it’s all about the money honey!]

What a sick, immoral, money and elitist orientated world we live in where honesty, integrity and justice are completely dismissed by a few $$$s handed over in plain sight to the elitist cabal who ostensibly are supposed to ensure fair play.

https://cacm.acm.org/magazines/2021/1/249448-boeings-737-max/fulltext

Nominated by: Mikdys

And seconded by none other than Mikdys:

If you don’t have Netflix this is how I’d summarise the alleged events:

* McDonnell Douglas merge with Boeing in 1997

*Although the smaller company their culture overides Boeing’s which becomes driven by share price and production costs with engineering and safety taking second place

*Airbus launching the A320 Neo catches Boeing on the hop as airlines want more fuel efficient single aisle aircraft like the Airbus

* Rather than design a new aircraft from scratch, which would take too long, Boeing fix new, larger, fuel efficient engines onto their existing 737 airframe to become the 737 Max

*This is not ideal as they have to be fitted higher on the wing to get ground clearance and this can cause the nose to rise too high under full power promoting a dangerous stall condition

*Boeing counter this by installing a computerised control system (MCAS) that overrides the pilots to lower the nose, a system that operates using a single AOA sensor to save costs (despite two sensors being fitted to the aircraft).

*Because Boeing want to sell the 737 Max as not needing additional pilot training (it’s main selling USP) this control system is kept totally secret to avoid the regulator insisting on more pilot training

*Issues with the MCAS system are found in testing but hushed up

*An AOA sensor malfunction warning is made an optional extra for airlines but, as they are not told of the importance of this sensor, hardly any buy it (in the first 10 seconds of deployment the system could be overriden, if pilots knew anything about it)

*Operational pilots complain about the plane nosing down unexpectedly but are ignored

*In 2018 & 2019 two planes crash, due to the MCAS systems malfunctioning with failed AOA sensors, there are no survivors and Boeing seek to blame the pilots

*The investigation in the USA causes the Boeing CEO to resign (with a $62 million golden goodbye)

*Boeing are given a relatively small fine ($17 million) and no criminal charges are brought (criminal charges would cause Boeing to have to cease being a military contractor to the USA Government)

*Boeing’s former chief test pilot is charged, as an individual, with covering up the existence of the MCAS system

[AOA: Angle of Attack / MCAS: Maneuvering Characteristics Augmentation System

Lastly, another link provided by Cunty Gordon:

Here’s Downfall: The Case Against Boeing (2022, 90 mins, 1080p)…

https://kinemaon.net/movies/downfall-the-case-against-boeing/

ITV’s Middle Aged Children

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ITV and it’s disturbing array of middle aged children.

Ant & Dec. There is something unsettling about these fuckers. Knocking 50, they look like kids with weirdly old faces?
Some cunt called Stephen Mulhearn. He is 44 and looks 12.
Ben Shepherd. Another 12 year old who is 47.

Does ITV have some sort of plastic surgeon specialising in creating man/child weirdos?

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Brighton and Critical Race Theory

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Hearken to me now, O mighty cunters. Despite much wriggling on the hook Brighton have had to come clean on teaching the loathesome racist filth that is Critical Race Theory in it’s schools. According to this piss-boiling study in fuckwittery even toddlers are not ‘racially innocent’. EH?! What the actual, ocean-going, all singing and dancing, gold-topped buggery fuck is that sinister throwup supposed to mean? Evil whitey pre-schoolers are itching to enslave and oppress? Are they nagging their parents for the Playmobil Triangle Trade Playset, with three-masted blackbirder and auction block? I’d ask if these pus-buckets are serious if I didn’t know that they are.

This evil dogshit needs be sluiced off the public pavement ASAP, of all the stuff transmitted by the USA this is the most evil, dangerous, wrong-headed and divisive heap of sick ever. Anyone peddling this dreadful arse dripping needs rooting out from all education, in fact walled off from children in perpetuity and given P45s (preferably staple-gunned to their manky, shrunken genitals). Brighton Schools, evil, racist, divisive cunt-hutches.

https://www.spiked-online.com/2022/02/08/critical-race-theory-has-no-place-in-the-classroom/

Nominated by International Cunt of Mystery