After listening to the grand finale of Cunt 27, I thought how much is the UK paying out in total

Our government is a cunt, we need a tally (keep Diane Abbott away from the sums) of how much we are actually spending on not the UK.

We can start with COP27, there has been an agreement to set up a loss and damage fund so richer nations can shell out for climate related issues, how much are we paying
This is in addition to our funding to the developing nations to help them not to burn carbon
Then onto the channel invaders, 2 billion and counting, that is just room and board, what about the costs of picking up, processing and medical expenses and how much are the legal costs.
The Afghan refugees, no idea but it can’t be cheap to house the 15000 or so who were evacuated
The Ukrainian refugees, 150,000? brought in an their accommodation with anyone who would house them at £350 per month
The costs of supporting Ukraine in the war effort
Last but not least the Overseas Aid, 0.5% of GDP, is that on top of all the above, who knows, there really needs to be a grand total so the British people can see how our tax is being spent when it comes to anything not the UK.

My guess, it must be in the region of 20 billion, nice to know that we have some spare cash to give away

Sky News Link

Nominated by: Sick of it

And supported by: Guzziguy

Admin, perhaps I might be allowed to add to this cunting.

It would appear that whitey has agreed to cough up yet more money to those who have allegedly suffered due to climate change which may or may not be due to industrialisation.

Any balance sheet should include benefits those ‘damaged’ nations gained from the efforts of the nasty ,hard working white people who provided the entire world with the steam turbine, penicillin, computers, the internet and thousands of other inventions which allowed them to extend their dismal life expectancies.

Whitey is still working on cures for the gifts of the third world to humans namely Aids, Ebola and monkey pox.

I’m sick of this sword swallower!

I get it.
Your gay.
I don’t give a fuck!!
Quit your fuckin whining.

Always making a big song and dance about his sexuality,
People say he’s brave.
I don’t.
I say he’s a shit stirrer,
A trouble causer,
And a boring little cunt.

He’s moaning about Quatar and it’s record on LGBTQ rights (zzzzzz?)
Just don’t go,
Stop telling others how to live,
Thought you’d like them?
They wear nighties.

And I think he’s a wrong un .
Not my first choice as babysitter.

GBNews News Link

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt

For some reason I always think of those two other words “Affordable Housing,” every time I hear this mentioned.

Anyway, soon to rise to £10.40/hour. It’s been so exciting, getting those little payments in gradual increments, over the past few years, that my employer, like so many others, has had no control over. So for all those others on the bottom rung of the pay scale, who have actually bothered to get off their arses, like me, and go and do an honest days work, then good show!

Back in 2008, after being made redundant a number of times, I made a career change from engineering. There was a “Living Wage,” back then, but my money had always been, well above. In my area however, Work was drying up. So I made the move to security, which turned out to be a different ballgame.

Security companies, as I soon found out are a notorious bunch of tight fisted cunts, and some even seem to begrudge paying out this so called “Living Wage” to it’s employees, when it is a legal requirement. Mine is no exception. I take all the risks, and if I ‘fuck up,’ like some of the poor chaps I have worked with, could end up being hospitalised. It’s a dangerous world out there, and for all my efforts, I get a pretty dismal pay cheque, each month in return.

My head honcho, so I have learnt, pays himself a “Living Wage” of some £400/hour, for running his ‘family business.’ A greedy cunt by all accounts, and the word greedy just happens to rhyme with his surname.

The company is all ‘Money Money Money,’ that doesn’t give a toss about it’s ‘Bread Winning Workforce.’ I don’t care any more, now that I am getting ever closer to retirement. As long as those cunts at the D.W.P. don’t at the last minute, get the bright idea of chucking another year on top of that last one, something that still really pisses me off. It’s also a bit late now, for any more career changes.

So having worked for 50 years, it will be ‘Gardening Leave,’ and ‘Light Duties’ for me.

That final working day, just can’t come quick enough! The “Living Wage? Get to fuck!

Nominated by: Lord Scunthorpe

Health Chief, Amanda Pritchard has announced that middle-aged women working for the NHS will be allowed to work from home, flexible-working hours and/or be offered light duties as they cope through the menopause.

A report also suggests that the menopause costs the British economy something like £10bn a year in sick leave.

Rather than focus on reforming the NHS in order to reduce the massive cost burden to the taxpayer, as well as trying to improve waiting times, operations and bed availability, this stupid cunt chooses to ruffle feathers by declaring that middle aged women should be prioritised.

Of course this will piss off younger women in the NHS who will be left to pick up any extra workload the middle-aged brigade can no longer cope with. It also means male colleagues might get a bit annoyed because we too go through some form of equivalent menopause at that age, although its never really taken very seriously to a wider public.

Then of course there’s the matter of transwomen – you know, the men identifying as wimminz. Will they seek the same offer even though technically they don’t have a cervix?

The NHS is already struggling in lots of areas, not least staff shortages. But dear old Amanda doesn’t want to be troubled by that complication. And does she not realise that menopause can last anything up to 8 or 9 years! Does that mean affected women will be able to work from home on full pay for almost a decade without fear of losing their job?

As per usual with the NHS top brass, they get their priorates all wrong, but still demand more cash from the government.

Telegraph Link.

Nominated by : Technocunt

Now an odd nomination you have to admit, but what exactly is a wound?

It would seem in modern day speak it is a puncture to the skin that can be catered for by an Elastoplast or maybe even a blob of blue tack!

This could very well be due to my far from normal upbringing and a rather unusual first aid back ground.

My version of wound, is Gun shot, knife, severe or nasty and I expect a fuck off big adhesive pad to cater for it!

in all honesty I have had to cut most dressings down to cover wounds, so rock on 30 years and chuck in a bit of surgery.

I have just had a little bit of surgery, I have one wound Morse coding up my leg at two feet, second leg 3 holes each 4 inches in length.

Anyway I chose to have a bath which will require a dressing change, so I removed the jigsaw dressing made by the lovely nurse and got into a lovely bath of antiseptic and hot water to soak.All went well, a lot of dead tissue separated and left me with 3 points of concern and I dutifully dried making ready for my new dressing.

On opening the packet I discovered that the “wound dressing” would not have covered my knee as a child when I came off my Raleigh Grifter and was more suited to covering a large boil.

Wound? name a fucking inch square wound that is not a graze! Fucking woke, big up merchants have no idea what a wound is!

Fortunately, being of the Blue Peter Generation I was able (without sticky back plastic) to make a continuous dressing that did not touch the wound line (fucking 4 out of a pack of 5 that cost £3.99 per pack) .

Now I have patched myself up, glued my legs together, but fuck me the woke generation have a lot to answer for, do you wonder why there is an overload at A&E?

Buy a wound dressing from boots and you will find out!

Nominated by: lord benny(not quite deceased, but close)