When I was working full time for an employer some 5 or 6 years ago a common bugbear of mine (and some of my colleagues) was the holiday rota for Christmas and Easter.

It didn’t matter how early I put in my holiday request to have Christmas and New Year off as holiday, there would always be someone in the office putting in a last minute holiday request arguing that “I have kids!” and therefore must have preference over those who don’t have kids.

Inevitably they got their way both at Christmas and Easter, while those of us without kids had to live with this form of discrimination without loud complaint and work through those holiday periods year in year out.

Last night I was in the dining area of my local pub enjoying a rather nice meal. We were fortunate enough to have booked in advance because the room was packed, bar one empty six-seater table with a “Reserved” card on It waiting for its customers to arrive.

Shortly afterwards a family of 5 appeared at the entrance of the dining room (2 adults, 3 kids). They were arguing with the waiter. From what I could hear over the hub-bub of the packed room, the waiter was politely informing them the only table available has been reserved for another party and they would have to eat in the bar.

“But we have kids!!” moaned the mother as 2 of the 3 kids started to moan out loud with impatience of having to wait around.

Fortunately the waiter stood his ground and wouldn’t back down. The mother continued to argue the toss demanding to see the manager. However, by chance, the family of 6 who had reserved the table arrived, much to the relief of the waiter and showed them to their table.

The two kids moved from moaning to crying and their mother said to the waiter. “You have upset my kids. I hope you’re satisfied!” before the brood walked out of the room.

This sense of priority entitlement really gets on my nerves: just because you have kids should not mean you should have preferential treatment whenever you demand it!

Nominated by: Technocunt

This is a real piss boiler, any which way to call Racist.

It involves Lady Susan Hussey, who is not a cunt, former lady in waiting to the late Queen.

The attached link from the good old BBC reports that at a function hosted by Camilla about violence against women Lady H had a conversation with Ngozi Fulani where she clumsily (assuming the conversation was reported accurately) tried to establish Fulani’s heritage.
Posh royals do tend to speak in a way which isn’t ‘normal’ but from what I read it was far from racist, but don’t let that get in the way of sticking it to the royals (wait for MeAgain to wade in)

Who is Ngozi, well I am fairly sure I cunted her some time ago when her organisation Sistah space had their ‘office’ fitted out courtesy of Hackney council and then kicked off because they said it wasn’t suitable.

Lady H has done the honourable thing and resigned from her duties in the royal family to save further embarrassment but I firmly believe she wasn’t being racist.

Looking at the way the Nigzol was dressed anyone would assume she had flown in from some African shithole.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Sick of it

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A nomination for shill critics and over-generous star ratings for films.

I first noticed this when I used to read Empire, the film magazine. There was a trend towards giving the big, crowd-pleasing films from Hollywood four or five stars. The same happened with melodramatic ‘Oscar bait’, even when it was terrible.

Nominated for eight Oscars? slap 4/5 stars on it.

I’m not exactly a film snob (i’ve seen more of the Marvel films than an adult would dare to admit) but some of these reviews make it quite obvious these critics are getting some sort of perk from the studio. It’s the only way they could find any of the recent Star Wars films palatable, or any of the recent awful series being made by SJW cunts.

Sadly, when the critics aren’t brown-nosing studio executives and directors they find a way to critique a film based on their liberal politics.

‘Transformers’ (2007) was shit for all sorts of reasons, but I remember Mark Kermode bringing up his sixth-former understanding of American politics to criticise Michael Bay and his films in general. Those criticisms may have been valid in a general sense, but not pertinent to the actual film. He also banged on about the way Megan Fox was leered at by the characters and the camera as ‘problematic’.

It’s a film for teenage boys you greasy, rockabilly cunt! Give the Marxist-feminist film theory a rest.

He’s since dribbled over unfunny tripe such as Don’t Look Up, because it’s actually about Trump and his voters, isn’t it? It’s such a brilliant satire! Aren’t we clever… Orange man bad!

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

It has come to my notice that Prince Harry Halfwit and MeGain Markle are to receive an prestigious award for their “heroic stance against the structural racism” of the royal family.”

Independent News Link

The award will be given by Kerry Kennedy of the Robert F. Kennedy Human Rights foundation.

According to Kerry, Halfwit and MeGain “went to the oldest institution in UK history and told them what they were doing wrong, that they couldn’t have structural racism within the institution and that they could not maintain a misunderstanding about mental health.” Eh?

FUCK OFF.

Nominated by: Minge Juice Bottler

The excellent rule of thumb when dealing with most issues nowadays is Cui Bono? Who benefits? Not the people these campaigns claim to ‘help’.

Everybody with a working set of genitals and more than 2 braincells knows you can’t go banging random slappers without running the risk of unwanted pregnancies, clap or the AIDS. I am already aware of those facts. I do not need some patronising, dungaree-wearing, lezzer-looking munter with a Hitler haircut and a Government non-job to tell me it’s a bit risky.

AIDS awareness? If you play ringpiece-roulette long enough, sooner or later you’re gonna get a double zero.

Knife crime awareness? I’m sure the victims of this menace are more than aware of the dangers of Leeroy waving a Rambo knife in their faces as he demands reparations for colonialism. Those that think mugging and gang war are a rather unsavoury way of earning a living already choose not to carry a knife. No awareness is needed. Those that do carry knives will stick your awareness up your arse, right before they slice you up and take your cash.

Sickle cell anæmia awareness. Why do I need to be aware of a disease I can never suffer from?

Rainbow laces, multi-coloured ribbons, plastic wristbands, scholarships, bursaries, grants, techni-coloured flags, leaflets, ad campaigns, charidees and so on … and on and on.

Aside from the Government cultivating and nurturing a constant climate of fear, guilt and virtue signalling, there are an enormous number of organizations and individuals that benefit financially from this bullshit.

How about a ‘Mind your own business, get your hand off my wallet, your claptrap out of my earshot and go and fuck yourself’ awareness day?

The Atlantic News Link

Nominated by: Termujin