Sequels are cunts, aren’t they.

Is there a more cynical money-grabbing move than the sequel?  Re-hash the whole rubbish again with the same characters, some knowing references to the first crap, and a repetition of any catchphrases.

Apparently, there will be another ‘Passion Of The Christ’ so that Mel fucking Gibson can make another $100 million when all the dopey devil-dodgers queue down the road to watch more shitty torture porn. Flogging their bishops while Jeebus is flogged.

Passion 2: Christ is back and he’s pissed off. This time, he’s not cruci-fucking around. This time, it’s personal. If it’s a comedy, how about Passion 2: Christ Goes To Monte Carlo? Perhaps it’ll be like the Police Academy and we can expect lots more. Passion 6: City Under Siege.

Will anti-English and plastic paddy cunt  Gibson be making sequels for his other crap?

The Patriot 2: This time with facts!
Apocalypto 2: The taco years.
Braceheart 2: William Wallace is resurrected, but is attacked by the evil English who shoot him with lasers from their 13th century helicopters.

Psh

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

(That film might upset the Woke – Day Admin)

My fellow Cunters.
For Your Cuntsideration:

The MLK “Embrace” statue, Boston.

“……..I stand here today, to tell you about my dream. It is an American Dream, a dreamy-dream. I dream, that one day, my four children will not be judged by the colour of their skin-but by the content of their Twitter profile, er no, their character.

Furthermore, I have a dream, that in a park in Boston, many years from now, little black children and little white children, will stand hand in hand and gaze up at a $10m, 20 ft high statue, in memorial to today, debating whether it resembles a contortionist with his head up his ass, or a giant penis being wanked.

I dream that as they gaze in wonderment, they will chant:

“What the fuck? What the fuck? Goddamn-almighty, what the fuck?”

Amen brothers and sisters.”

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Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

I write this from the sun kissed beaches of New South Wales so obviously I have no real skin in this game apart from being a former Englishman who grew up in the Midlands when it was still civilized.

I have to ask, just what the fuck is going on over there?

Of course I see all the posts about the illegal channel crossers and how you all feel but i never really understood the depth of the issues and problems….until I was pointed in the direction of this You Tube Channel

YouTube Link

Just how much is this costing you poor buggers every single day? Thank fuck we have a real closed borders policy here ( and loads of sharks in the water , maybe you could take some for the channel ? )

Fark Moi this is just ridiculous. This lady ( Yorkshire Rose ) deserves to be headlined on every TV channel. I don’t think I will be going ahead with any planned visits to see my old country now.

Nominated by: Grumpy Old Cunt

Good news of sorts in that this dreary old cunt has said that he is stepping down as First Minister of Wales in 2024.

I’m sure the Welsh people (and British taxpayers) will be relieved/rejoicing at this news, albeit being 2 years too late! (at time of writing – 29th Dec 2022)

This from a man who imposed draconian restrictions on the Welsh people during the pandemic- so extreme that they eclipsed the one announced by our very own clueless wonder, Boris Johnson.

He is also championing the move towards a 4-day week for the public sector in Wales. He feels this will energise its employees as well as give them more flexible time to do their own family-oriented duties. (no mention of the private sector of course)

And then there’s his half-baked Universal Basic Income scheme, where he wants to give anything up to £1600 per month to young people” for “doing nothing” because Drakeford believes “we want all our young people to have the best possible chance in life and fulfil their full potential”.

Of course what he doesn’t mention is that the UBI scheme will be entirely funded by UK taxpayers and not from the Welsh coffers. He also forgets to mention that there will be no means-testing, which therefore suggests rich kids will receive the money just as much as poor kids.

He also wants to introduce traffic-calming measures, including 20mph speed limits in residential areas of Welsh towns and cities, which is a push to get drivers out of their cars and onto public transport (he doesn’t say if this includes himself and other dignitaries)

He has come up with a few other crackpot schemes, some of which never saw the light of day, but others that still might before he eventually steps down.

Even looking at the man suggests he has all the magnetism of a well used toilet brush. It also begs the question of what kind of cunt Wales can expect when he does eventually fuck off into the long grass come 2024!

Telegraph News Link

Nominated by: Technocunt