It seems the much loved works of Roald Dahl are just too insulting for the perpetually offended brigade.

“Publisher Puffin has hired sensitivity readers to rewrite chunks of the author’s text to make sure the books ‘can continue to be enjoyed by all today’, resulting in extensive changes across Dahl’s work”.

Words such as fat, and ugly have been removed so as not to upset fat and ugly people. The Oompa Loompas are now gender neutral, and the BFG can no longer wear a black cloak, because the words black and white have been removed from Dahl’s novels.

Absurd censorship by a small group telling the rest of us how to behave yet again.
Here’s two books they may want to read before they go any further:
Fahrenheit 451, by Ray Bradbury, and George Orwell’s Nineteen Eighty-Four.
They are works of fiction too, depicting a dystopian future which is rapidly becoming reality.

Daily Mail

Nominated by Duke of Cuntshire.
(I’d like to see them try and edit Last Exit to Brooklyn – NA)

Paul Gadd, AKA Gary Glitter

This revolting piece of shit has been re-called to prison after serving half of a 16 year sentence. Apparently he broke his licence conditions by attempting to access the dark web using his phone. This cunt shows no remorse and remains a menace to children.

Nasty, arrogant, kiddy-fiddling cunt. Best thing that could happen to Glitter would be (slow) death by woodchipper, live on ITV, Saturday night at 9pm. Feet-first of course, stopping the machine a few times for 20 minutes, say at the level of Glitter’s knees, bollocks and guts for comfort and tea/biscuit breaks.

Utterly evil cunt. On par with Brady and Hindley.

Yahoo News

Nominated by: Paul Maskinback

The cunts in charge are quite happy that thousands of people are freezing to fucking death whilst fuel companies ( their mates) are raking in obscene profits .

Now the cunts are coming for your “alternative “ way of heating spurred on by groups of cunts like Mums4lungs.

There’s talk of banning stoves, to banning the burning of wood because of particulates that are dangerous.

Some cunt from the Grauniad even said that even though there are only 8% of households have a stove, they are creating more pollution than the whole of the UK Road users put together, what utter bullshit.

Here’s a link to just one article of many that have sprung up coincidentally during the “ fuel crisis “.

The Guardian

Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe

The BBC News Website informs us that a coalition of 27 organisations (the usual suspects) are demanding that the Covid inquiry puts ‘race at its core’. The article is enriched by the usual sob stories of ethnics who lost loved ones. My favourite is a chap whose 60 year old father ‘did everything right’ yet still died.

It would be nice to think that any findings are totally honest but we know that this is highly unlikely; cue the compo calls.

However , I think that these campaigners do have a point , race did play a part in Covid. The fucking Chinese have a lot of explaining to do. At the very least Covid must be given its proper name – Chinky Virus.

BBC News

Nominated by Guzziguy,

Supporting link provided by Liberal Liquidator

In fact he is , because the report says so, a rapist and child abuser
who used his influence as a “Community figurehead “ to assist with committing these crimes.

What kind of community would have such a piece of filth as this as a figurehead. I wonder?

Erm ?. Apparently he comes from Batleystan, sorry I mean Batley. A town known for community leaders and figureheads ?

They often, apparently guide the local community how to live a peaceful ways of life.

Yahoo News Link

Nominated by Everyonesacunt