Well hoots mon and he’p ma boab. What a bunch of sleazy cunts the SNP are slowly but surely proving themselves to be.

They’ve had a foot on the throat of the Parliament and the people of Scotland for years now, and finally, their chickens are coming home to roost. The education system and the NHS are on life support. The ferries debacle and the failure of the promise to ‘dual’ the A9 are but the tip of an iceburg of incompetence. The ludicrous Gender Recognition Reform Bill proved to be about as popular as a floater in a swimming pool. Climate change and cancer treatment targets, plus a host of others, haven’t been met. Scots pay more tax than any other part of the UK.The list just goes on…

Meanwhile the party, once the most ruthless and feared election machine in the country, has ignominiously collapsed in on itself. Westminster party leader Ian ‘Bloater’ Blackford chucked in the towel a while ago to spend more time with his steak pies. After claiming to have ‘plenty left in the tank’, Nicola ‘Legohead’ Sturgeon decided suddenly, and somewhat mysteriously, to quit as First Minister.
Equally mysteriously, she was quickly followed out the door by husband Peter Murrell, who amid accusations of vote-rigging, secrecy and deception, resigned as the party’s Chief Executive five minutes before being booted. All this while the scuffers investigate *ahem* possible ‘financial improprieties’ re. party funds, and membership numbers crash through the floor.

So now the people o’ bawnie Scortlund await with weary resignation to learn which of the three plankish candidates for First Minister will emerge victorious to lead the nation into the sunlit uplands of independence. Will it be one of the non-entities Ash Regan or Kate Forbes, or will it be bookies’ favourite Humza ‘what we can all learn from the Quran’ Yousaf? I’m on the edge of my fucking seat here.

The SNP is a disgraceful shambles, as is the state of governance in Scotland, and excuses such as ‘we’ve had the Covid crisis’ or ‘it’s all Westminster’s fault’ won’t wash anymore. Nope, it’s the fault of all the brainwashed cult members who keep voting for these cunts. Time for the people of Scotland themselves to do something about it.

Scottish Sun

Nominated by Ron Knee.

Oh yes, our Greta has been awarded an honorary Doctorate by the University of Helsinki. Not bad for a mong who spent most of her time bunking off school and hanging around the streets.

But here’s the rub…….it’s a Doctorate in Theology. I’m wondering, is some clever cunt taking the piss here?…….you know, climate change being the “new religion” and all that? Or are they just as woke and thick as she is? I can’t figure it out.

But she’s definitely a cunt, right?

Wattsupwiththat

Nomiated by Freddie the Frog.

Being an employer is a cunt, just saw this latest fucknugget in the press and thought to my self how difficult it is to make a business work nowadays where staff are concerned.

So young men now entitled to paternity leave, young wimminz maternity leave, gone for a couple of years, cant replace them, the monthly shark week, strops, misconstruing everything into sexual harassment, always late, want to finish early.
Young people, no common sense, no drive, no work ethics.

Disabled people, have to change the whole building to suit the guy/girl in the wheelchair/crutches/whatever.
Anyone of foreign persuasion for fear of being taken to the cleaners for saying something taken out of context, or of course getting a massive fine due to them working illegally and that kind of leads me to muzzies or pretty much any religious people due to having to pander to their rights [see above] and of course then you have the LGBTVYARES,S who already have a massive axe to grind before you tell them they are all deluded cunts.

Cunts who want to work from home, I,E don’t want to work, cunts who want to dictate the things/hours they are prepared to work.
Any fucker with an allergy of nuts and other stuff as they expect the whole place to be free of any trace of anything that can affect their weaknesses, so technically vegans fall into this bracket as well and I’m sure many many more groups of people qualify.

So who to employ if you are self employed? no fucker, do all the work yourself, its the only way not to be affected by cunts who are going to cry about their rights or mental elf, there another group the weak arsed snow flake cunts who fall apart when criticised, cunts who rather than find what they want, they start a job and then strike to change said job to suit them better.
So fuck it, its easier not to bother, I had better buy a lottery ticket, because my working life is always going to involve dealing with cunts, don’t even get me started on half the customers

Wales on line

Nominated by Fuglyucker.

People who make money out of atrocities, by claiming they never happened in the first place, are cunts.

There are a few well known for doing this. Alex Jones is one and another may be on trial soon, his name is Richard D Hall, a British documentary film maker and public speaker.

I admit to watching a documentary series by Hall on the Madeline McCann case, which was admittedly very interesting. It used the case files for evidence. It was hard to refute a lot of the content in that admittedly compelling series (his theory being similar to the one the Portuguese cops originally came to.)

However, he has made (in my opinion) some seriously nutty documentaries. A few seem to focus on islamic terror events being ‘staged’. He seems to think the Manchester Arena attack didn’t happen and has (allegedly) harassed victims.

If true (it’s not gone to court yet) then what is wrong with these cunts? Imagine being blown up and then living in a wheelchair for life, only for some cunt to say it never happened and harass you about it?

There were also some other cunts saying the Muslim terrorists responsible for 7/7 were all innocent and the whole thing didn’t happen or was staged to made to stir up trouble in the middle east (military industrial complex etc.) David is Irving another one, denying the Holocaust ever happened or was grossly exaggerated. A ‘historian’ who doesn’t even have a degree, as I recently found out. David Icke with his 9/11 bollocks.

Absolute fucking pricks!

Bbc news

Nominated by Cuntybollocks.