“Organisers of Ghana Party in the Park, also known as Shattafest UK, at Copthall Playing Fields in Barnet, London, said the event was stopped following a “major incident” at about 18:00 BST on Saturday.
The Metropolitan Police said a fire had started near the gates, which meant they were closed temporarily.
A crowd built up, and there was a surge when the gates reopened, it said.
Organisers said the decision to end the festival was made on health and safety grounds.”
Possibly the most aptly named festival in years?
I think so.
Pass the chiggun.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
Sounds good.
whether your heads ablaze or trampled underfoot you can still enjoy the festival experience.
I couldn’t make it this year
but definitely be there next.
swinging London
cast of zulu
bonfire
Far Out!!
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‘A fire started near the gates’.
Presumably by spontaneous combustion.
Which just goes to prove that climate change is racist.
Professor Lenward says 15 trillion in climate reparations will fix it.
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Front rank fire! Rear rank fire, reload! Volley fire..
Problem solved..
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Unleash the Bren Guns
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Nigstock.
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Nlggers in the wood pile.
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Thousands of simians chimping out in an enclosed space?
What could possibly go wrong?
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We have the Notting hill riot with a soundtrack this weekend and I’m very close to ground zero.
I’m thinking of running a sweepstake for how many stabbings, rapes and murders they can rack up during their epic two day category 5 chimpout.
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Oh come on Odin, you really do exaggerate! See this light-hearted picture of Harriet Harman taking a carefree stroll round her London constituency;
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2008/apr/02/harrietharman
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Having seen this I’ve reported her for impersonating a police officer and reported the Met to the IPCC for facilitating such a crime, I patiently await my arrest for pointing this out.
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Ah, yes. The last Labour government and their ‘Don’t get stabbed up while you’re getting kebabbed up’ campaign.
Sound advice. I for one won’t leave the house without my IDF issue category IIIA body armour and a massive guarding breed hound if I’m collecting a take away.
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Don’t worry chaps, we have Notting Hill Carnival to look forward too next weekend.Can’t wait!
Good Morning
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That pic in the BBC story is very amusing.
Looks like a Planet of the Apes: Hillsborough Edition.
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It’s a video, Thomas, & if you haven’t watched it you should, because although the BB fucking C warn ‘Distressing Content’ at the start, it actually resembles your everyday African shithole street market, or alternatively, the scramble for new trainers during a pavement ape looting spree. I’m fairly confident all the participants felt right at home.
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a big sheet of velcro was used to take the injured to hospital by helicopter
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Ho ho, that was fucking hilarious, MNC!
I’ve got a brilliant mental image of that.
Reckon you could dangle about 100 of the fuckers from a chinook!
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Piloted by Jason Arday of course
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He flew Airwolf, you know.
And Blue Thunder.
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So the Notting Hill stab fest is not enough for the monkeys..
And I’m repeatedly told these foreigners are as British as me?
So why are they celebrating Ghana.. James garner and I’m there.. love a bit of the rockford files..
Dancing with your arse showing and monkey bush meat, I’ll pass..
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In the midst of the fire and the crush, at least 12 female hominids got pregnant with future welfare drains.
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Sheboons are also known as felon factories for this reason..
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I thought Glasto was Shattafest. It seems I’m not the only one. When asked if his pop group would be performing next year, Mr L Gallagher wrote on Twatter:
‘It’s not happening, so all you croc wearing, flag waving shit cunts can calm the fuck down.’
As articulate as ever.
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He has a way with words doesn’t he, the angry sausage.
🎸🌭
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It’s rather telling that they had to make this statement.
“ We would like to clarify that there were no incidents of stabbing and deaths as [was] being speculated.”
Presumably because it all went belly up at 6pm.
They make that sound like an achievement.
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The local knife sharpeners were gutted, field marshal..
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The very fact that statement was issued Fieldy and reported without qualification by the BBC tells you a lot. Imagine a statement to inform us that there were no stabbings at the Proms this year. It would be regarded as utterly bizarre, questions would be asked in the House.
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Couldn’t believe it was happening HERE. Whilst we had that many, they should’ve set them alight.
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SHIT-A-FEST
Just leave a turd as your entrance fee.
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Music festival?
It looks more like an NHS Recruitment Open Day.
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Distressing content? Yes! I’m still playing spot the white man.
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Imagine the smell.
Good grief.
A gigantic wogathon?
Immediate Oven.
Good morning.
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Attention please de chiggun is ready at de gate entrance …pleez no Rush, ok ok wait now,no rush I sais…aaargh wot de fuck get back 🐓🍗 …aaargh long live de Ghana 🇬🇭
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The short video on the BBC article warns of Distressing Content.
They aren’t fucking wrong there.
That grass will never recover after being burned and trampled on by those knuckle draggers, after the weather we’ve had.
It’s a disaster!
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It doesn’t say how many emergency service personnel were hospitalized.
Due to the overwhelming stench 🤢
Fucking savages.
Good morning 👍
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If they want to celebrate Ghana’s “culture” fuck off back there and stay.
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Seriously though.
Once the dust has settled and the funerals have been taken place after this years Notting Hill Stabfest, there’ll be another debate about moving it to an enclosed and controlled space.
This proves that even that wouldn’t be safe.
We’re not talking about Tabitha and Tarquin skipping gayly through the gates at Glastonbury here.
These aren’t normal people (although there’s a valid debate about the intellectual capacity of Glastonbury clientele)
Maybe if they made it exclusively black entry only, that would make any deaths or serious injury much less senseless.
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An enclosed space. How about HMP Franklin. Then they can cut the middle man out and just lock them all up.
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Splendid,start the party with an “opening ceremony” involving the detonation of 30 tons of TNT.
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How about the North Sea?
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Drop the monkeys in Jurassic park
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I envisaged, a large net covering from aircraft lifted and dropped on some godforsaken island.
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Is this the sort of festival where The Real Thing, The Chi-Lites, and The Drifters appear? If so it might be quite good. I love all pastel coloured suits, big bow ties and frizzy hair. Too good to be forgotten!
Good morning, everyone.
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Unless people usually defecate where they stand, light bbq’s in the same spot and stab each other at a Drifters gig. I very much doubt it, Twenty.
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Whilst witnessing lots of overweight women amongst the squabbles, I was thinking they could be used for testing food rather than using some poor animals. These grotesque tarts would be gagging to get their choppers round anything and you wouldn’t have any trouble from animal rights.
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To add. All overweight people could be tested with free foods, preventing them from blocking the supermarket aisles for we normal sized customers. Another idea would to have separate times to go shopping, depending on our weight.
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Right pissed off by the early closure as we had the buy me and stab one ready to roll.
Converted an old BT comma van to a mobile knifery. Boxes of cheap cooking knives, fine collection of various types of machete even some bill hooks and cane knives. At this sort of event guaranteed sellout, looking forward to Notting Hill stabfest. Ps back in the 80’s when glue sniffing was very popular. Our Mr Sniffy van kept us in beer and buns solid. Have to go have a mental health assessment today always a rollicking laugh.
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I wonder if Jon Snow would have muttered “I’ve never seen so many black people in one place”.
No, probably not. Fuck off.
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Apparently there were a lot of upset Met police officers when it was called off; they’d been practising hard to ‘shake their booties’ in order appease the assembled pavement apes & assorted tree-swingers.
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There must be some old quarry somewhere to hold these sootfests, get them all in there with marksmen all around the high perimeter.
How many FGMs were carried at the Ghana culture day
Why don’t they all fuck off back to Africa if the culture is worth celebrating
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All those men, bravely walking on the people on the floor risking a turned ankle, and elbowing other folks out of the way.
So, nothing new there, then.
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Yes, that’s what struck me Jeezum. You can see why they have no inhibition about assaulting white people when they treat members of their own tribe that way.
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Only one entrance to this shitfest?
And it was shut down on health and safety reasons.
With only one entrance, which would also have served as an exit, the event should never have been allowed to happen.
London has always been a shit hole.
I saw all the attractions like Madam Tussauds, the Planetarium, Tower of London, Buckingham Palace etc, when I was a school boy.
Saw them all once and never went back to any of them, even though I lived close by.
London is a working city, people don’t go there for fun unless they are one of the dwindling number of tourists.
For that reason protests and parades shouldn’t take place anywhere near the city.
They hold up traffic and stop people going about their business.
Barnet is about 16 miles away from the city, but not far enough for a festival in my opinion.
If people want to protest about stuff or parade themselves around the streets then they should be given a quiet bit of waste ground outside of the M25.
Make them pay for using it, and the costs of the security required.
They should also have to pay for the clear up afterwards.
If they are going to sell food and drinks then all the vans should be registered with hygiene certificates.
Who the fuck wants to see thousands of degenerate póófs dancing in the street being ‘proud’ or to be confronted by scruffy simpletons wanting to free Palestine?
If the black people want to have an August weekend festival, then let them pay all costs and have it well away from the city.
The advantage would be that rural hospitals would probably have a shorter wait for stabbing victims in their A&E departments.
Good morning.
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