And, it’s also the next “immense international biosecurity threat”
Another day, another apocalyptic headline. I decided to peruse same to assess the usual bullshit-to-‘threat’ ratio, but … you know what … and I’m nearly afraid to say it here .. but it was a somewhat interesting read. Am I alarmed, terrified or at in existential terror about it?
Nah.
Will it cause, scratch that, .. baselessly be used as another excuse why the price of stuff continues to rise everywhere non stop?
Probably.
I’ll leave the rest to the article itself… but here’s a taster of the language being used ..
“If you had to design a worst-case scenario, it would look a lot like this,” said Mario Tamburri, a professor at the University of Maryland Center for Environmental Science and the study’s lead author”
The conclusion that no cunt – now forewarned – is going to do a single thing about it anyways is the icing on the cake.
In THAT regard, it’s all a bit like that other invasive situation, where the harmful horde arrive via boat that is mentioned frequently on this site.
Nominated by : Cuntemall
The Strait of Hurmurz being clursed (for Geordie there) is going to be a lot more worrying than some bastard barnacles.
When oil is restricted, fertilizer can’t be made and that, combined with English crops failing because of the drought, means we’ll be having huge food shortages this winter.
I might have have to eat some of the guests in the love dungeon.
I’ll sell some Sasha Johnson ‘pork medallions’ made from rump meat if anyone’s interested?
Plus you get a bit of my kraut DNA in there too…
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Fattening up nicely Cunt Engine?
I reckon there is more meat on Ellie Simmonds than you might first think.
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Bizarrely, đwârf meat goes green when roasted.
True fact.
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I’m not even surprised you knew that.
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I wouldn’t mind some scrag end of Bridget Philipson and a rump steak from Emily Thornberry.
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Thinking about it Thomas, there is a Belgian film called ‘Man bites dog’ that you would really enjoy.
It’s the whole scene where the psycho goes into great detail about the weights required to sink a body. it’s funny as fuck.
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Afternoon Odin, yeah I saw that years ago (on Tartan label VHS)…I particularly liked the bit where he shouted the granny to death!
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Yes, it’s kinder on her, kinder on the neighbours. 😂
I still have the VHS copy with the original poster that was banned.
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Nice! I have an original ‘Murder-Set-Pieces’…the completely uncut one…it’s brutal!
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Barnacle Bill has acne.
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Bill Barnacle’s Jazz Band to be precise Sammy. Barnacle also a small hamlet in Warickshire, I will also have you know.
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This is like the plot of a very poor/cheap 1960’s creature feature B picture. Something an erstwhile unknown Steve McQueen could have ‘starred’ in. They are coming…the human race doesn’t stand a chance..they are getting closer…nothing can stop them…aaarrgh!
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Return Of The Killer Barnacles! Rated 18.
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Probably not as funny as Return of the killer tomatoes, featuring a very young George Clooney. Long before he disappeared up his own self righteous arsehole.
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My little bilge keel boat dries out at low tide so is fairly immune from barnacunts but not totally, still needs a good rub every so often, much like my arse barnacles, they get a little itchy if left to their own devices.
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I get them in my under crackers…clinckers 💩…they probably are a threat to my baby arsed skin especially with the heat we’ve had recently 😩..must start 🚿 more often ✔️
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I think they’re shitting their breeches unnecessarily.
Plenty of cargo vessels were sat doing fuck all during the Great Bat Flu Panic.
Ecosystems not bothered,if they are that frail the English Channel would be biologically dead given the amount of poisonous trash floats across it daily.
Chocolate Starfish Oven.
Good morning.
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Captain Pugwash is getting annoyed with all these barnacle darkles floating the seas. He’s wanting recruits to get rid of them.
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He can always call on Seamen Stains and Master Bates
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One of the factories I worked, we use those names and Phil McCracken, when asking the Tanoy ladies to broadcast it over the factory floor, when asking them to return to maintenance.
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Just remembered it was Ben Doone & Phil McCacken.
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Barnacle sex could be used to describe the likes of Bonnie Blue. She being the boat. Or perhaps the pocked and calcified image is a metaphor for soul…
It’s the usual thing. An academic at some university is reported to have produced research about one thing or another. If they can link it to the regime’s favourite topics – even indirectly – like climate emergency, racism, sexism, homophobia, ecological disasterism and the end of the world – then they are more likely to attract grant funding from governments.
Throw in some catastrophising and attention seeking language, and this can help you to get mentions in the media, who revel in such outrage and armageddon porn. After all, the academic’s future career prospects, competing in a pool full of other such pondlife, depends on being noticed and grifting for other people’s money.
We are talking about the kind of scum who will happily brainwash youngsters with gender, race and other such “studies” BS, knowing full well it is harming them and saddling them with a life time of debt, all so that they get to earn a salary and pretend to be important. The Jason Arday affair is only one of the more extreme cases; the tip of a massive iceberg.
The higher education and research system is, by and large, a massive disgusting scam, churning out debt, stupidity and utter nonsense. Fuck them all.
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*for her soul.
cunt!!
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If only Oxbridge would fund a seat for Pornographic Film Studies, perhaps with a creative writing element, I am sure I could outdo Professor Arday in his claims. I am the man who made the first “snuff” movie, with the late Grace Kelly before she want on to bigger things – I persuaded Diana Spencer to take part in a gang bang with an Asian group in a Rotherham curry house, the night Charlie was out on his stag do. I was the man responsible for the demise of Mary Whitehouse, when I showed her a preview of my film of Chris Bryant and his group of choirboys – the creampies were too much for the poor old dear (and Mrs. Whitehouse).
It would be worth £30,000 of any McDonalds employee to learn at the hands of a master – and if we could persuade Thomas to lecture on how to control a love dungeon, then we would have a waiting list for years.
A final bonus offer: every student, whether they pass or fail, will receive a signed nude art study of Angela Rayner.
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Most amusing, Boggs.
And yet, the satire you have set out above is no more deranged than the real life situation often is. And at least some people are getting orgasms out of it, along with signed pictures of Ange. There are elements of both biology and psychology, and one could write a thesis on the process and after effects of being spit roasted and even DP’d, and the ramifications of beastiality.
What are you getting for your £50,000 of debt (fees and living expenses over three years) when studying a lot of the nonsense that has been on offer? Other than dangerous dogma and a sense of grievance?
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you can catch Iranian barnacles off public toilets,
or from swarthy doctors sticking a finger up your hoop.
prostate my arse.
that why your nursing a semi Dr Akbar?
I’m telling Allah.
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I am terrified, smelly Iranian barnacles heading for our shores, oh hang on we have smelly all sorts coming across the channel who are a bigger threat to our ecosystem.
What the fuck has happened to the ‘international navy’ going in to protect shipping, just fucking nuke Iran and get it over with.
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Afternoon, Sick.I have already written to The Donald urging him to speed things up. I also asked if he could kick Burnbum’s head in when he comes to beg for more US cash on behalf of the sponging pianist twat Zelensky.
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Good afternoon Twenty, would love to see Donald giving the Scouse-Manc a right dressing down in the Oval Office
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Substitute ‘barnacles’ for illegal immigrants, ‘super-spreader event’ for invasion and ‘significant threat to ecosystems across the globe’ for threat to western civilization.
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Poor old Anthony Blair in his cottaging days was always catching crabs. Just saying….
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I am sure you mean Charles Lynton, W.C.
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Maybe researchers could run tests on mandy mandelson, because nothing sticks to that slippery quare..
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They will soon have to start a Go Fund Me page for a ringpiece transplant, for Mangeldbum , He hopes the donor will be as young as possible. Above the legal age of consent, naturally.
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There is always the risk of the asshole rejecting him. He’d be fucked then in more ways than one.
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Well this seems to be a perfect job for all the dinghy rats, if the third world cunts want bed and board and 12 year olds to rape.
Then what we do is keel haul the twats under the ship’s with a scraper, the more barnacles they remove the more we ” may” let them remain in GB.
Burnhamblairstarmerfurher’s get shipping the cunts out there now…🚢
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Send them to the front line in Ukraine to be used as range markers.
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Medical experiments..☠️
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TTCE mentioned an upcoming fertiliser shortage…. 🤔
Although .. no, I wouldn’t eat anything grown under my thinly veiled inference.
That cowshit is used is one thing, but there is a line ..
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Another use for them is clearing minefields.
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I live by the sea and have seen what damage it can do to the bottoms of boats in all shapes and size’s. I walk along the beaches when the tides are in or out and noticed even though beyond repair, they paint a pretty picture to the landscape in all different lights.
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On a similar tack (horrible creatures that cling on for eternity and who we will never be rid of), that human leech, Megain Markup is apparently going back to ‘acting’….
Well, for a start, I wasn’t aware she did any acting (a bit part in a piss poor Mad Men rip off does not count and never has done). Second, as she has failed at everything else (from podcasts, lifestyle guru bollocks, kiddies books, Netflix shite and – Ha Ha – jam making), this is surely the end of the pier and the last gasp for Megain Hunny Child Like A Rose.
Finally, I have no doubt those BBC scum will employ the creature in some dreadful vomit inducing woke dog shit. Megain as the next Doctor Who? Don’t bet against it. And, I thought it couldn’t get worse than Ncunti Gayblack. But, I bet it can and it will.
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Keel haul this cunt,at once.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd94d47xl87o
Plus the Quisling dung that allowed it to fester.
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The cunt’s name sounds like a curry.
If guilty, a mandatory sentence of death by North Sea will be the only just outcome.
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Shinwari naan anyone?
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Dolly Parton on anyone’s list?
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This is terrible news. A great talent and great lady. RIP.
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No doubt, we won’t be long waiting to be told she was on Norman’s list.
His illimitable list d’amour 💪, that is …
(Hi, Norman 😉).
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Hello Cuntemall.👍
Typical soulless shite from crappy UK radio stations. Only Parton track they play is bloody Jolene as a ‘tribute’ to the lady. Nowhere near her best work anyway.😒
I think I would have in her 9 to 5 days. I heard Dolly had a ding dong with Kenny Rogers when they made Islands in the Stream. Sly old bugger, Ken.😉
Seriously though, a sad day and a real artist. Not like the crap that infests popular music today.
Oh, does anyone remember her cousin, Julia Parton?😍
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Yep, that’s a damn shame. She seemed like a nice lady.
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gutted.
a true working class hero.
Dolly Parton was raised in absolute poverty.
and was the main income earner for her family from a young age.
Talented, smart, funny, generous and all round Decent human being.
R.I.P
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Apart from the obvious boob jokes, I never heard anyone say a bad word about Dolly Parton.
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Don’t think there is anything bad you can say about her Thomas.
wasn’t up her own arse
helped her family ,community and others,
wasn’t a cunt to Joe public.
Genuine star 🌟
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And yet pædo associate and champion Harriet Harman lives on…life ain’t fair!
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And Savile acolyte and fake ‘charidee’ cunt Dame Fester Rancid also lives on. There really is no fucking justice, Thomas.
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Funny , those rock stars are mostly middle class, art students.
But those Country stars had all lived a hard life.
more genuine.
Dolly Parton wore a potato sack as a kid.
now that’s poor.
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Isn’t that what all you northern rustic types claim you wore to school in t’good auld days?
Or was Monty Python lying to me?
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Not like us rich southern toffs.
I galavanted around in absolute sartorial luxury in 1980.
In a five quid knockoff Snorkel from the covered market.
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All that modern lot of pop tarts are cunts with rich or well off parents…
Taylor Thingy… Swift,is it?
Lana Shit Stage Name Del Boy.
Lady Gag ‘er.
Beyonce.
Wee Wiilie Eilish (aka Goldfish features).
Sabrina Carpenter.
Kunty Perry.
Del Rey in particular plays at being ‘Country’ and thinks she’s Wanda Jackson, Loretta Lynn and Anne Murray. But she is called Elizabeth Grant, and she is from rich New York stock. Oh, and she is totally shit.
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Right about middle class rock stars, Miserable.
Joe Strummer and the fucking Clash. Strummer was John Mellor, son of a well to do diplomat. He played at socialism and attached himself to any red brigade crap like the Khymer Rouge, the fucking cunt.
The Clash weren’t without talent (Topper and Mick), but Strummer’s Wolfie Smith aspirations got on my gonads. Sten Guns in Knightsbridge? Fuck off.
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morning Norm,
yeah, Joe Strummer was a awful fraud.
probably a nice bloke, but disingenuous to say the least.
And that halfwit Billy Idol.
saw him on telly other day,
must be in his 70s now?
hair spiked up
padlock and chain
black leather biker jacket
pulling that sneer.
still pretending he’s Sid Vicious after 50years😄
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The BroBmley Contingent (as they were called) were cunts, Miserable.
The Pistols themselves were working class , but the cunts who attached themselves to the band. Siouxsie and those other knoheads were middle class cunts who saw punk as a novelty.
Billy Idol is a knob, I agree. I don’t mind any artist who grows old gracefully (like Bowie did). But those who still do what they did 30 or even 40 years ago is ridiculous. Billy Idol is one. Adam Ant still dresses as a reject from the Prisoner of Zenda in Indian war paint. And, Madogga is nearly 70, yet she tries to look like she’s 20. It’s just totally undignified.
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you flash cunt.
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Hey Thomas,
you remember those Harrington jackets?
with a tartan lining?
I remember knocking about in the snow wearing one when about 12.
fuck me,
how i didn’t get hypothermia i dont know.
what was the point of them?!
shite.
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Hi MNC, I had a Harrington Jacket. when I was a shaver. Thought I was very stylish. Smoked French fags too. Bit of a cunt really.
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rubbish wasn’t they 20?
wind went straight through them
not waterproof
not warm.
mine fell apart!
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Harrington, Ben Sherman button down collar, tight wrangler jeans with a half inch turn up, red braces and.
A fucking Stanley’s head on the end of my oxblood Doc Martin..!
Oh, if we knew how it would turnout fifty years later; we wouldn’t have stopped kicking..☠️
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When we went to Europe for 80s games with United, me and my mates errr liberated plenty of Fila, Sergio Tacchini, Lacoste, Adidas. That clobber was coveted by lads in Manchester pubs and clubs. It was a license to print money.
And, the scores of forged railcards we flogged to both United and City fans was also a small fortune maker.
Those were the days…
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Dark green Wrangler cords, Dunlop Green Flash pumps, Fred Perry shirt. I had that many different coloured Perrys. Loved ’em. Replica football shirts were a no-no. As were any football colours (scarves, badges). Certainly not in the 80s anyway.
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Yep, remember them.
I wanted one with my name on the back, across the shoulders.
My mum said that displaying my name probably wasn’t safe…yet they let me write into Jim’ll Fix It.
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did you ask Jim if you could accompany him at Stoke Mandeville hospital?
😃
matching gold tracksuits
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Hi again, MNC, Thomas, I see they still make Harringtons. I think I will buy one, for old time’s sake. Look out for me, it will probably be in navy blue. I might get a haircut to go with it.
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