If you are a taxpayer and get yourself out of bed in the morning to go to work then I’m afraid what you will read next is going to boil your piss:

I’m a retail manager in a small business and sell mountain bikes, amongst other things. Sometimes we sell bikes via 0% finance. Today a man in his late theories came in with a slob of a girl in her late teens, who was also carrying a teddy. He proceeded to want to buy a bike that cost £800 but wanted credit, except for the slob teenager with a Teddy nothing is amiss.
Credit checks involve a few questions, after a few questions I have gleaned from him he has four kids and lives in housing association, he then describes his occupation as a carer for his daughter. It then comes to the question “what is your gross annual income?”. The answer; £38k! All my being wished the credit to be denied, which it duly was. His response was “oh, it always does that. Will you hold the bike and I’ll keep paying instalments?” “No” “Oh, I’m no good at saving” and off he goes.

This individual does fuck all, gets a house on the social and £38k, too fucking thick to realise trying to get credit and failing will hit your credit rating even more and can’t even budget to save £800 for from his vast hand-out, whilst raising 4 more useless creations. The aforementioned slob was not in a wheelchair, he said he was given this money to push his daughter in a wheelchair, so I can only assume they are all a drain on society. This is by no means a dig at people in wheelchairs, but it is outrageous this amount of money is squandered.

Some useless bastard is given a house on the social and £38k of taxpayers money on top to support them, to get £38k you need to be on about £52k pre tax. How many people slog their guts off to be given less. Madness.

Gov.uk

Nominated by Fortress Cuntimus.

Has just shown himself to be a massive Cunt, and perverse at the very least.

Fuck me we have enough religious leaders and followers that have subjected boys to sexual deviance in the worlds two largest followed religions in the past.

Now another previously unknown, to me at least , religion has a leader that asks boys to suck his tongue ?.

Disgusting ? old twat and now a Cunt

BBC News

Nominated by Everyonesacunt

And sloppy seconds provided by Freddie the Frog:

Fucking hell, the gayness is everywhere!

This old cunt has apologised for kissing some young boy on the mouth and asking him to “suck my tongue”. Dirty fucking bastard.

So the 87 year old spiritual leader of the Buddhists is now a bender who likes young boys. Of course we’ve never seen that sort of thing in other religions have we? Oh no……it’s a complete fucking surprise but let’s not judge ok?

Let’s be kind. Love not hate and all that bollocks ok? You know it makes sense.

Above and beyond the call of duty.

”Pallbearers of late Queen’s coffin recognised in special honours list”

”King Charles has honoured scores of royal aides and military personnel for the roles they played during the period of national mourning.”

”Angela Kelly, the Queen’s dresser, has also received recognition.”

Never mind war and terrorism. These are the real heroes. Carrying a coffin and being a bit sad. And who can imagine the hell the Queens Dresser went through.

What a fucking sef-serving farce from the homeopathic halfwit. Surprised his gladioli didnt get a gong.

Bbc news

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

Football chairmen and directors are cunts.
(Surely that should be Chairpersons? Racist! – NA)

I am a football fan , I played the game from being 8 years old till I was 40. Qualified as an FA coach many years before all the stupid different levels were brought in.
The FA (fools association) did this just to bring in more money.

I still like to watch none league games. Once upon a time I was passionate about a particular team that were known to stick together through thick and thin loved their manager who treat his players like sons. Opposing teams would often call them and say every team has a couple of hard/dirty bastards but these fuckers have 11.

The point of mentioning the above is to highlight that with the support of chairmen and directors managers can nurture an all for one one for all ethos and build a team.

These days support for managers/coaches seems to fly out of the window with a gay abandonment of common sense.

Reading about West Ham’s defeat at the hands of Newcastle last night is like watching coronation farm Enders. Awful script without rhyme of reason.

Moyes set for the chop, will be Be axed in the morning moyes to get the sack etc. Brendon Rogers recently sacked. Graham potter sacked from Chelsea after less than 6 months ffs he did a fantastic job at Brighton. Dozens of other examples available from just this season.

Forget football allegiances for one minute, all the the 3 managers were and are fucking good at their job. The stupid fucking directors that sacked them should sack themselves for listening to fucking Mr 10 % agents signing too many foreign players on way way way too much money and then sacking and not supporting the manager in search of something that doesn’t exist. :- A magic wand of instant success.

Football chairmen and directors are clueless useless Cunts

sporting news

Nominated by Everyonesacunt.

I like Easter.

The fiesta days are always the Friday and Monday and it’s one of the only times of year that I can turn my phone off.

To me it signals the beginning of summer.
The weather is usually nice enough to go to the beach and enjoy a meal and some drinks on a restaurant terrace.

I know that the long, warm summer is nearly here.

I can get the connection between eggs and Easter.
New life, new beginnings.
I am not sure about chocolate eggs and the horrible Cadbury Cream Eggs have had their own, well deserved cunting.

Eating lamb at Easter was a brilliant move from the meat marketing board.
To remember the crucification of Jesus and his rising day’s later, kill and eat a juvenile animal.

But I like lamb.
Cooked slowly in the oven for at least 5 hours until it just falls from the bone.
Don’t forget the mint sauce.

I also like hot cross buns.
Difficult to buy here so I send Mrs Cunter to scour the British supermarkets.

Lightly toasted on the outside, more so on the inside, and with plenty of butter.

You can imagine my horror when I saw the advert on television for these tasty treats.

They were advertising hot cross buns with CHEESE, for fuck’s sake.
Also a fucking CHOCOLATE variety.

If that wasn’t enough they also had….. Wait for it…… A BANOFFE hot cross bun.

What sort of evil cunt would think these things up?

In the board room of the hot cross bun factory during a ‘brain storming’ session some absolute fucking cunt put forward the idea and instead of sacking him on the spot and calling the police, they all went along with it.

It is bad enough that foreigners want to fuck around with Christian traditions, but it now seems that the enemy is within.

Leave my hot cross buns alone!

https://youtu.be/elt7l7RwYqo

Nominated by : The Artful Cunter