is a cunt.
Well into my holiday to Menorca and I report back that customs passport control much better than when I went to Fuerteventura in march.
I have played my joker! I requested special assistance. Yes I’m a cunt but I limp in with an nhs walking stick, my lads and am wheeled everywhere suitcases checked in for us use a lift to board the plane last off plane push straight to the front and jobs a good un. Mrs E/cunt and our 38 year old daughter are not smiling having to follow me on foot carrying hand luggage but fuck em. I’ve spent 40 odd years carrying more than a mules load.
Anyway back to my cunting. Our hotel is nice 3 pools decent grub all inclusive , good sized twin bedrooms air conditioning etc.
family’s and couples it said in the advertisement. Fuck me 70 % of all guests are aged between 1 and 7. 3 or 4 kids per family. Fucking nightmare if you are looking for any peace. Screaming kids everywhere. Why aren’t the cunts in school. Bastards.
Lesson to learn read all reviews with much diligence next time. Shame Menorca is a pretty place I hired a car to visit some great places and beaches. Then return to eat surrounded by millions of other peoples kids. And it’s a cunt.
Nominated by everyonesacunt.
Nice move pretending to be a cripple.👍
But if you want to keep kids well away go dressed as Jimmy Saville.
The parents will keep
little Jayden an skylar well away.
or do what i do.
dont go at all.
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ps
if you rock up in a wheelchair you get a complimentary sandwich and colouring book on the flight.
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No but you beat the fucking queues and get waved on at passport control. I’ve been watching fat cunts half my age do this for years and thought fuck it I’m having some of that. The Mrs wasn’t impressed but that is because she is used to me carrying her excess baggage. In the end she put it on the wheel chair.
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Good point, Mis, but the wife thinks that I look like a complete cunt in a blonde wig, oversized tinted glasses, tartan and gold lamé. I’ve started going as Huw Edwards.
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Did that place have a pool slide that was a giant octopus? If so, I was there last year with my kids. Great stuff 😂😂
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FC you are Ed Davey and I claim my ‘Fuck the Postmasters’ badge.
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One of the pools did. Yes the middle one of three in a line.
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There’s only one thing more likely to ruin a holiday than too many kids.
Too many Germans putting towels on sun loungers at dawn.
Who won the fucking war anyway?
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I tend to only go to 5* hotels where that practice is banned because you have to use the hotel’s towels for the sun loungers and the pool reception doesn’t open until 07:00.
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There were no Germans in the resort, Cala en forcat never mind the hotel. Just bloody kids and the don’t use sun loungers just charge about in and out the pool all day
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@geordie….dumkopf ve vos cheeted outz of zee world cuppen in 66′ so ve deserven ze loungers 🌞…uppen yours 🖕
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Geordie, you should try the old trick of crapping on your lounger of choice the night before. Works for me every time.
💩💺
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Kids are a nightmare, that’s why I only holiday with Kate and Gerry McCann.. by the way,the tapas was magnificent..
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The same Mr. McCann of Mr. Men fame?
https://share.google/2qHjFicRbB8CzPyvJ
Morning Bz/all.
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Morning Thomas, I would love to see a Mr Sutcliffe book..
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I reckon some cunt has a full time job attempting to scrub ‘Mr.Jihad’ from ‘t internet. But like the real world equivalent, the cunt keeps popping up again after a bit of time has passed.
Oddly enough , a daily mail link ifrom a decade ago appeared in relation to it just now, if anyone wants a gander… be quick to take it in though, a ‘accept ads or pay’ screen will pop up after a few seconds.
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-2682148/Mr-Jihad-T-shirts-showing-famous-characters-suicide-vests-land-British-firms-trouble-brands-owner.html
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(It was my 2nd choice for my avatar here, if I hadn’t made my bespoke ‘human infestation’ one).
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There was a time when parents would make sure that the kids behaved themselves.
In a restaurant a child would sit quietly and the parents would actually talk to them.
The restaurant that we were in a few nights ago has a terrace, a few steps up from a large car park.
An Irish family came in and took a table on the terrace.
All of the adults immediately took out their mobiles and started doing whatever the fuck people do on their mobiles.
The daughter was about 9 and ran away from the table, down the steps and straight into the busy car park.
Unfortunately there wasn’t a car coming that could hit her.
The father got up and instead of grabbing hold of the girl to bring her back, followed her as she ran around.
This went on for about 10 minutes. Him following her as she ran around.
His food arrived and was going cold, the other adults alternated between taking a mouthful of their food and getting back to their mobiles.
When the father eventually followed his horrible child back to the restaurant, the mother stuck a dummy in the kids mouth.
About 9 years old and still using a fucking dummy.
When it was time to go they put the cunt kid in a pushchair.
I like to see kids on holiday.
But only the ones that are correctly parented.
They can laugh, play and enjoy themselves, but they are told to be quiet and not annoy people when they need to be.
The other 99% of kids can fuck off.
People should need to pass an intelligence test before they are allowed to have kids.
Good morning.
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I think I had the misfortune to meet these exact same cunts in Italy a couple of years back.
Complete fucking morons.
Oven.
Good morning.
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Were they the sort of Irish people who like Dags? Went to Tenerife last year and there was entire clan of the pikey fuckers on the plane. Never seen so much lip filler, botox and Turkey teeth in my life. And the women were as bad. I suppose I should consider myself fortunate they didn’t get pissed and try to strip the plane for scrap in mid-flight.
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Good Morning Artful and everyone,
They should also pass an intelligence test to have a passport. Whenever you go abroad you act as an ambassador for your country.
I think it is Wizzair which has that telly advert with the obnoxious and obese boy running wild on holiday. How they think it will attract anyone to travel with them beats me, but I guess symptomatic of today’s parenting.
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Sounds like you thought the giant, poolside octopus and pirate in the photos were ornamental features and the kids ball pool a random, post modern sculpture.
I like children, but I can’t eat a whole one.
Dogs are increasingly pissing me off though as so many cunts now have them. Stupid women and poofters larping as parents. They don’t know how to train them and there are too many retarded, screechy breeds like sausage dogs. Endless barking all around my house. Fuck off.
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You will find that dogs are far better behaved than children.
The owners actually watch out for them.
Our ice cream bar is away from the busy beaches and only open for 6 months of the year.
They don’t just serve ice cream.
Like all bars you can enjoy a beer or any other drink that you want.
They serve some light snacks too, but only what’s available.
There is no menu.
We rarely get tourists in there and the locals will bring their dogs along, who will sit quietly under their tables, never annoying anyone.
The bar owner’s wife will put out bowls of water for them, sometimes treating them with a scoop of ice cream in their bowls too.
When it’s very hot the dogs will sneak inside and lay down in front of the fridges to keep cool.
If there are too many, one of the waitresses will fuck them off.
They wander outside for about 10 seconds and then return to the fridges until they get fucked off again.
It would be nice if kids were as intelligent as dogs.
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I tend to agree, my kids are all grown up now youngest 29 oldest 43 though I am certain the Mrs E/cunt and I taught simple things like table manners when eating out.
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Find a hotel with
1 No Kids (under 18)
2 No Germans
3 No Brits
4 No Poofs
5 No Kids
6 No fat bastards
7 No fucking kids
8 No Muslims
9 No Lads holiday types
10 Absolutely no fucking kids!
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air BnB?
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If in a WW3-Prepper’s luxury underground bunker, then maybe … a week of peace & quiet pretending’ it’s *actually* happened … 😄
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I had something like it going back a few years, a Movenpick resort hotel
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11. No fucking chance!
Unless you get yourself a villa. In a hotel, at least one of that list of vermin will be somewhere in the vicinity.
Mrs TSG & I go to Greece, usually Lesvos, somewhere secluded, self catering & keep all cunts at arms length.
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Having chosen to not have kids for so many reasons, Mrs cc and I make sure we avoid them at all costs when away. It’s not just the kids, but the parents that boil the piss. If it’s not chavs with retard kids, it’s uppity cunts with unruly precocious kids. I go away for peace and quiet, not to have to rub shoulders with cunts. It’s bad enough having to put up with pyjama wearing feral scum in the supermarket. Give me the Highlands over a big resort anyday. (just not in high summer🦟)
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And no fucking pets …
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What about no Scousers?
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This year, I’m going on a short cruise down the coast of Croatia on a sail yacht on my own.
Absolutely no kids, guaranteed.
Absolutely no missus either.
Bliss.
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Cruised down there many a time Odin …
Dalmatian coast is absolutely stunning. Enjoy.
BTW. are you really the only one on board?
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I believe there may be other guest on board.
Apparently maximum 40. including crew.
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Do as Mrs CM and I do, go when the little cunts are in school.
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They should have been early/mid June. Bastards
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It’s probably cheaper to pay the fine to take Clamidia an Syphalis away then, rather than in the school holidays. Up the fine to £1000 per kid, sorted.
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Although I don’t holiday abroad anymore, you have my sympathy, everyonesacunt.
Years ago, I booked a 5 day break in an all inclusive adults only hotel in Spain. On arrival, we were informed that the hotel was “closed for refurbishment ” ( blocked booked for Spanish pensioners to have their state-paid annual week ), so we were to be accommodated at their Sister hotel.
Yes, you guessed it, different resort and family friendly. We spent one night and relocated to a hotel 60k away that we’d stayed at before. A little shabby and run down but no kids & no chicken nuggets on the buffet .
Worth every penny of the additional cost.
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I’m entitled to my free holiday every year (you pay just a little if you want a top class resort in peak season).
All inclusive and it wouldn’t cost me a cent.
I have never taken up the offer.
Too many old people.
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The only good reason to go abroad is to subjugate foreign cunts and build an Empire. 🇬🇧
Pith helmet mandatory.
Rear rank FIRE ! 💥
Advance !!
Rear rank FIRE ! 💥
Advance !!
Fuck abroad.
Good morning 🌞👍
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That’s the only reason any of my ancestors went abroad.
Stout fellows, the Twatts.
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Good morning Mr. Twatt 👍
I had an uncle who was an RSM.
His regiment made available online, parts of his wartime diary, including photographs.
A tale which was basically about killing foreigners from Africa to Burma.
Splendid photos of river crossings with lots of dærkies, humping supplies.
And a photo of him at a military hospital after a Jap shoved a bayonet up his jaw.
Uncle relieved him of said bayonet and killed the bucktoothed cunt.
He wasn’t a lover of Johnny foreigner.
Indians in particular.
” Dirty bastards ”
For some reason the records were taken offline.
Pity, it was a bloody good story.
As you were….👍🇬🇧
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Morning Jack.
I’m sure you’re very proud of your uncle, and rightly so.
My grandfather spent his 20th year in a hole in the ground at Ypres where Fritz and his cunt mates tried to burn out his eyes, trachea and lungs with mustard gas.
But most of my family military history goes back to the Raj and the suppression of the Indian Mutiny of 1857. I’ve mentioned it here before so won’t repeat myself, other than to say I’m as proud as punch at what my ancestors did for the country through loyalty, strength and endurance.
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Bloody well said Mr Twatt.
Relatives fought in Northa Africa giving the wóps,sand wôgs and,of course,the Afrika Korp some Lancashire Fusiliers “education”.
Another was a petty officer in the RN sailing from Sierra Leone on anti submarine duty,died of wounds following a set to in the Atlantic.
Several more died in France during the Somme Offensive.
I’m very proud of them and the Britain of that time.
It’s all gone very wrong since unfortunately.
Rule Britannia,once upon a time.
Your health sir.
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Geordie @ 👍👍👍👍👍🇬🇧
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Fuck me was everyone on here born grown up!…. Kids today barely get any childhood like we used to, because of the unremitting shitfest of unsocial media, pathetic influencers, everything being filmed on mobiles for content, seemingly more useless chav parents who couldn’t bring up a mannequin let alone a human,inner cities now mine zones of the worlds flotsam etc,etc .. it’s not what it was back in my day of childhood and teenage days mores the pity… basically the country has no moral backbone anymore and so consequently the behaviour of it’s inhabitants has gone south ⬇️ anyway I’m off on a jolly to Lanzarote on Sunday with the wifey 👍…oh it’s adults only 🤣
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Not born grown up, but well bought up , G-e.
We behaved or felt the wrath of Mum, she had a right hand that was like a blacksmiths hammer striking an anvil.
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O/T Erdogan has gifted Starmer an engraved revolver and ammunition at the NATO conference in Turkey.
Give him a bottle of whisky and point him in the direction of the library.
Hopefully, the cunt will shoot himself .
Fuck off.
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Remember one particular holiday with my two boys and found out where we were staying it was full of old biddies. That’s what the lads called them. At least it was quiet. The boys would walk behind them taking the piss out of them for walking slowly and pretending to walk with imaginary walking sticks. Well it made me laugh anyway.
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Forgotten to mention that it was before the mobile phones that now are annoying. We happen to have gone to a circus whilst we were there and this enormous elephant dumped its load right in front of us and we couldn’t stop laughing watching the steam coming from it as we were exaggerating the smell by pinching our noses.
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We vowed never to take our kid somewhere fake for his holidays.
Why go to a shit hole like Disneyland to look at plastic tat when there are real places to explore?
So when he was small and before he turned into the ungrateful, disrespectful fucking cunt he is today (or at least he was 5 year’s ago when we last had contact with him), we would go to places that some may call exotic.
The odd thing about Brazil is that they almost exclusively only talk Brazilian Portuguese.
It’s very rare that you will deal with anyone at any level that can speak another language.
At least that was the case in the few cities that we stayed in.
One hotel was full of old people.
In the restaurant and bars he was the only kid, and like most kids he would get bored in the bar in the evening.
Although only 5 or 6 year’s old he decided to help the waiters.
He would be the unofficial pot man and carefully carry empty individual glasses from the tables back to the bar.
The old aged guests took to him and sometimes call him over to do his thing.
He enjoyed himself and although the old people couldn’t communicate with him well, they enjoyed having him around.
Give the old biddies a chance!
At the end of our stay the bar staff made a wage packet for him with a few Reals in.
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This happened years ago, I with family were staying in a hotel in Luxor. All ok until a fucking school trip arrived.
The school in question was Westminster private school from London.
An more unruly bunch of entitled twats I have ever seen., the teachers did fuck all to control them.
After a while you could tell us tourists were getting fed up.
Well one of these little twats jumped in the pool and very nearly hit my youngest,..!
I at the top of my voice told the teachers and the future politicians in no uncertain terms.
IF YOU DON’T CONTROL THESE CHILDREN I WILL..!
Everyone around the pool heard me, the little bastards stopped fucking around, the teachers were very quiet and I got a round of applause from the other guests..!
A lesson from the real world learned …!
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Not much reason for me to go anywhere with the weather we are having at the moment. Never much cared for the sun anyway when I was younger, only for it to help me get rid of the terrible acne I suffered. Lovely and brown I looked, until the dreaded winter would bring back the spots. At least now I’m older it’s not necessarily to worry about them. That’s one of the many tricks a so-called god would play on us.
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The problem with a lot of kids now is that it’s mainly just the dregs of society are churning the little bastards out.
Thick ignorant cunt parent = Thick ignorant cunt kid.
Difference nowadays is that not only do you get an ignorant cunt of a kid if you’re an ignorant cunt of an adult – you get a free house, brand new car, foreign holidays.
All on the taxpayer’s tab
As long as you get in there with a nice early diagnosis from Doctor Nbutu mind.
ADHD, Autism, OCD – maybe even all three.
What’s not to love in Communist Utopia Yookay?
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The politicians are agonising about how to bring the ballooning benefits bill under control HJ. Here’s a suggestion; I can’t remember the figure but there are many thousands of 16 to 24 year olds who are on high rate PIP for “psychiatric problems.” Tell them to get a job and stop paying the fuckers today.
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And for a permanent fix shut down Social Services and the “mental health” industry.
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I 100 percent agree Arfur.
I’m baffled by the brand new cars that every benefit scrounging bastard seems to have parked outside their free house these days.
When did that become a thing?
Apparently the Yoookay is 3 Trillion in debt but not bankrupt.
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Did anyone have Bonnie Tyler in the dead pool?
She’s just karked it.
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Well that’s a shame Odin.
Especially as she was a couple of weeks younger than me. I’m on borrowed time.
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It’s a Heartache..☠️
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Total collapse of the heart apparently.
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I say!
She won’t be Holding Out For A Hero anymore..
Or gargling with turps either.
RIP,probably never recovered from eurovision Mrs Terry informs me.
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Fuck it! .. Had her 2 Deadpools back … but then the cunting msm reported she was on the mend.
That’s two near misses here of late… the other bring judith charmers by a *single day*!! 🤬
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*being
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A spring chicken, I’ll give her 7 more years. Have you noticed these so called plebritis don’t have any photos of their ugly mushes.
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I’ve been trying to find pictures of Albert Quixall before the old twat died. This cunt wouldn’t sign my United team photo to complete it. I signed it fat cunt !
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I have pictures of my father on holiday with fag permanently hanging from his mouth and bellowing trousers and wearing a jumper much too small for him, due to one of mother’s little jokes for drying them on high heat.
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**Reposted as I made the mistake of using the “e” word.**
I know several people who work, or worked, in primary schools. Teachers and teaching assistants. They all say the exact same thing: standards of behaviour have plummeted in recent years and they all pinpoint covid specifically as a main cause.
Shutting society down like that to buy a few extra weeks for 86 year olds in care homes, without any thought for the wider costs and consequences, was fucking idiotic. It was obvious to the small minority of thinking people at the time, but as usual, we were ignored and even pilloried for speaking sense.
Our so called technocratic state run by experts. Things only ever get worse under the dead hand of these useless cunts. I suspect we will be in for a nasty surprise in future when a lot of the children affected come of age. Expect a high proportion of psychopaths and personality disorders. Certain varieties in particular, who already transform into violent apes in adoslecence will probably be even worse, not to mention far more numerous on current, unfortunate trends. Then there are all the literal inbreds we are now hosting in vast numbers.
Parents being glued to phones doesn’t help either, never mind the young children. There’s a reason why the nerds who created all this social media shite don’t let their own kids on it.
These are the only significant differences I can think of compared to the past. It can’t be blamed on poverty as we don’t even have poverty anymore as it existed fifty years ago. Not in the material sense anyway. Lazy scum live well. The benefits sucking underclass are probably better off than the working class in low paid jobs, being expected to compete with the millions of low wage and black market sewage allowed in by our cunt ass elites.
Children live strange lives now. They don’t ever seem to play out the way we used to, parents considering it too dangerous. Perhaps it is with so many cars, perverts, foreign nutters who’ve obviously been released from mental asylums and sent in our direction. Perhaps being cooped up all the time doesn’t help. I suspect the so called “therapeutic state” is doing its unintended harm in this area as well, what with the never ending regulations, health and safety and interference into family life.
In this sense, I’m glad to see kids having fun with each other and allowed to play. You just have to choose carefully where you spend your time and holidays. I think having different lifestyle types zoned apart isn’t a bad thing, and avoiding people of a different class can help as well. I don’t want to be near chavs or other *ethnikcities. Or North Americans.
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**Reposted as I made the mistake of using whatever the forbidden words are.**
I know several people who work, or worked, in primary schools. Teachers and teaching assistants. They all say the exact same thing: standards of behaviour have plummeted in recent years and they all pinpoint the scamdemic specifically as a main cause.
Shutting society down like that to buy a few extra weeks for 86 year olds in care homes, without any thought for the wider costs and consequences, was fucking idiotic. It was obvious to the small minority of thinking people at the time, but as usual, we were ignored and even pilloried for speaking sense.
Our so called technocratic state run by experts. Things only ever get worse under the dead hand of these useless cunts. I suspect we will be in for a nasty surprise in future when a lot of the children affected come of age. Expect a high proportion of psychopaths and personality disorders. Certain varieties in particular, who already transform into violent aypes in adoslecence will probably be even worse, not to mention far more numerous on current, unfortunate trends. Then there are all the literal inbreds we are now hosting in vast numbers.
Parents being glued to phones doesn’t help either, never mind the young children. There’s a reason why the nerds who created all this social media shite don’t let their own kids on it.
These are the only significant differences I can think of compared to the past. It can’t be blamed on poverty as we don’t even have poverty anymore as it existed 50 years ago. Not in the material sense anyway. Lazy scum live well. The benefits sucking underclass are probably better off than the working class in low paid jobs, being expected to compete with the millions of low wage and blaque market sewage allowed in by our cunt ass elites.
Children live strange lives now. They don’t ever seem to play out the way we used to, parents considering it too dangerous. Perhaps it is with so many cars, purverts, foreign nutters who’ve obviously been released from mental asylums and sent in our direction. Perhaps being cooped up all the time doesn’t help. I suspect the so called “therapeutic state” is doing its unintended harm in this area as well, what with the never ending regulations, health and safety and interference into family life.
In this sense, I’m glad to see kids having fun with each other and allowed to play. You just have to choose carefully where you spend your time and holidays. I think having different lifestyle types zoned apart isn’t a bad thing, and avoiding people of a different class can help as well. I don’t want to be near chavs or other *eff-a-nikcities. Or North Americans.
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Mr Bomber – thou speaketh the truth.
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Brilliant cunting.
I fucking hate kids runniing around when I am on holiday. Fuckig whinging about the heat, wanting ice cream, bellyaching asbout needing the “toilet” – what kind of cunt calls it a “toilet”? it is a lavatory, a wc, a khazi, a head, even a bog, but certainly not a fucking toilet. Common little fuckers.
Make sure you go on holiday while the cunts are a school.
Good morning, everyone,
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Indeed.
Regrettably the very worst sort take their whining offspring out of school for foreign holidays.
To echo a point made already,put the fine up substantially or confiscate their passports.
If the authorities can manage it for a few lovable rogues going abroad to watch Engerlaand play and have a playful riot then they can do it for errant children as well.
The dozy cunts.
Your health sir.
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Your good heath too, Unkle. Get your oven fired up, ready for the summer break!
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Yes indeed.
Unfortunately I’m out of the country on a short break and coincidentally it’s like being sat in an autoclave,absolutely fucking roasting.
Mrs Terry is a buggěr for booking such dangerous jaunts in foreign climes at the height of summer.
Hiding her purse has had no effect alas.
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In this weather when a youngster, cooler towers would be billowing smoke, the Bradford pit colliery doing the same with coal dust, next door came the heat from Johnson’s Wire Works and the pong from Dean & Woods slaughterhouse. What a lovely atmosphere to grow up in. At least I’ve now got the seafront and fresh air to end my days. No need to go anywhere for a holiday.
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Shared experience yet again Sammy. My first home from birth had a foundry literally at the end of the garden. My mother kept track of when they tapped the furnaces so that she knew when she could hang out the washing. That foundry has just closed this year. How they survived Chinese competion until now I don’t know. Now I look out the back, all I can see is green. No industry this side of Milton Keynes.
Small point; emission from cooling towers is water vapour not smoke and is purer than what your water company supplies.
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Quite right about the coolers, arfurbrain. It was the stink from the slaughterhouse that threw me.
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Maybe THIS is why hundreds of cunts every year, now, go and spend months at the base camps of Everest prepping to climb the thing, the ‘Everest Tourism’ trend of the 21st century.
Sure, there may be the risk of death by avalanche, death from falling, death by thin-air aneuryism, death from hypothermia, lost extremities to frostbite, and a 70 grand bill minimum for the experience…. but at least there aren’t any fucking kids there! 🤣
Elementary, my dear cunters. 🔍
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Missus Miserable wants to go abroad on holiday once my beloved Anita is gone.
I don’t..
it’s pointless.
I don’t like flying.
I don’t like hot weather.
I don’t like beaches.
I fuckin loathe foreigners.
I don’t like foreign food.
mosquitoes eat me alive.
and I don’t own colourful clothing.
But she’s adamant. we’re going.
I’d rather go camping.
in Wales.
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Suggest the Isle of Man.
It’s abroad.
Well sort of.
The people have 3 legs and the cats have no tails.
You can’t get more exotic than that.
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I do like the isle of Man.
But she wouldn’t have it.
Shame, I’d quite like that.
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I like the Isle of Man. Where I worked in the eighties we had two customers there and no engineer on the island. I would fly out from Brum in the morning and there was no return flight until the evening so once I’d done the job I had the hire car and the day to myself. None of the other field engineers would go there. They wouldn’t fly on an unpressurised turboprop. Wimps!
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Andorra.
Pleasant weather in the summer, not too hot. It’s an escape from the burning heat of Spain.
Don’t go between October and Easter unless you like snow.
Spectacular views.
Tax free.
Their national dish is a meat stew (Escudillo if I remember and can spell correctly).
So a bit like a meat pie, but without the pie.
No Pàkis.
Off the usual holiday list, so few kids.
I have a friend recovering from skin cancer who goes there especially to get away from the sun.
Him and his wife really rate it.
Either drive all the way through France, but that would mean at least one stop in that country, or take a ferry directly to Bilbao and then drive.
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Escudella…… Just looked it up.
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How about a cruise round the Norwegian fjords Mis?
Not hot at all. excellent food. pretty much everyone speaks English and the locals are friendly.
Stunning scenery too.
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That sounds ok AllFather.
it’s convincing the missus that’s the problem.
Her idea of a holiday is my idea of hell.
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Akita
not anita.
w#g twat phone
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Anita the akita.
It has a ring to it Mis.
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ps
she’s going to run the fuckin day if we do go.
I’m not wearng a hawaiian shirt like fuckin Magnum PI.
I’m wearing my Motorhead t-shirt.
only eating English food
and refusing to tell some greasy little ethnic that they have a beautiful country because they don’t.
wish it’d rain 🌧
hot as fuck here
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If you are driving, windows closed air con going full chat. 10 minutes out switch air con off open windows. Not such a shock then.
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Loosely linked to the nom :
What a fucking surprise..!
BBC News – Most popular baby names for boys and girls in 2025 revealed
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cevlw4wnlmxo
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So that’s 8,564 baby boys named after a p*do from the dark ages and had part of their dicks cut off Doc. Frightening.
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It’s like a biblical plague, swarming over the civilised world..☠️
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4 Kemis and not a single Keir!
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Kids are worse in confined spaces such as supermarkets. That’s where they’re most troublesome. It was much better when parents were allowed to chastise them. I’m sure staff could do more and ask parents to keep them under control.
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Yesterday I had to shop whilst a child screamed; then I discovered that it was in babyseat of the trolley and Mammy! was on a video call whilst she shopped, ignoring the little monkey, apart from telling it to Shut Up from time to time…
So cunty!
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