is a cunt.
Well into my holiday to Menorca and I report back that customs passport control much better than when I went to Fuerteventura in march.
I have played my joker! I requested special assistance. Yes I’m a cunt but I limp in with an nhs walking stick, my lads and am wheeled everywhere suitcases checked in for us use a lift to board the plane last off plane push straight to the front and jobs a good un. Mrs E/cunt and our 38 year old daughter are not smiling having to follow me on foot carrying hand luggage but fuck em. I’ve spent 40 odd years carrying more than a mules load.
Anyway back to my cunting. Our hotel is nice 3 pools decent grub all inclusive , good sized twin bedrooms air conditioning etc.
family’s and couples it said in the advertisement. Fuck me 70 % of all guests are aged between 1 and 7. 3 or 4 kids per family. Fucking nightmare if you are looking for any peace. Screaming kids everywhere. Why aren’t the cunts in school. Bastards.
Lesson to learn read all reviews with much diligence next time. Shame Menorca is a pretty place I hired a car to visit some great places and beaches. Then return to eat surrounded by millions of other peoples kids. And it’s a cunt.
Nominated by everyonesacunt.
Young kids are just absolute bastards. All of ’em.
What a dreadful thing to say, I hear you cry. Followed by something along the lines of “Our little Suzy/Johnny is/was an absolute angel”.
Really? Let’s examine the facts. The main one being, add a young kid/baby to any situation and it immediately becomes exponentially worse for everyone else. There are no exceptions to this rule. Some everyday examples:
– supermarket : screaming its head off, fingers touching everything spreading disease, tantrums, standing in the way of adult shoppers who actually have money and therefore have a legitimate reason to be there. Hey parents, the supermarket is not a fucking theme park fit for a family outing – leave the bastard kids at home you ignorant trash!
– plane : screaming its head off, fingers touching everything spreading disease, tantrums, kicking the seat in front, whining. Hey parents, ever heard of driving, coaches, ferries, ships, etc.? Inflicting the spawn of the devil on other people in an enclosed space with no escape should be punishable by death. For you and your fucking brats.
– restaurant : ambience ruined by…wait for it…screaming its head off, tantrums, running around, getting in the way of everyone else. Hey parents, McDonalds is literally a mile down the road. Take your cunt kids there FFS. But no, you entitled shits insist on having the meal YOU want and bring your bastard kids with you and thus ruin the expensive meal out other people have been looking forward to for days maybe even weeks.
– generally out-and-about : littering, playing ball games outside your house, communicating by yelling at each other from 2 feet away, just being generally loud, obnoxious, annoying…the list goes on. This is the reason god invented peedoughs.
Even things where kids are supposed to be are ruined by their very presence. Take the junior school play for the mummies and daddies for example. One kid forgets its lines, another pukes up, another starts crying, another keeps laughing/fucking about, another pees itself, another is staring off into the distance completely unaware of where it is or what it’s supposed to be doing and none of the little shits can sing in tune. School sports day is another one. Falling over, crying, generally being crap at everything. Hardly a great advert for sporting excellence. Generally just absolute crap. “Oh but my little Johnny was simply marvellous”. No he wasn’t. He was a cunt and so are you, fuck off.
There used to be a saying, children should be seen and not heard. What happened to that? These days, it’s children should be seen, heard, have your lives ruined by them and pay for the privilege all the while the ignorant trash parents sit on their fat arses with an air of entitlement, completely oblivious to the misery their cunt offspring is inflicting on the world. Maybe they aren’t oblivious and just don’t care.
Kids: Consumers of everything, producers of nothing.
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I’m going to do something I never thought I would on this topic, as I used to hate children and not want to be anywhere near them. Especially on holidays. And I was something of a zealot for mot having any… I’m going to play devil’s advocate.
Firstly, I can think of situations where there have been lots of children but they were pretty well behaved. Because the demographic of the parents was one that seemed to be I’m favour of discipline. Dickheads, whether posh or poor, usually produce dickhead kids. However, tolerance will always be needed to some extent.
But most of all is to think about this on racial and cultural terms. Civilization. If we don’t have children, we will end up being muscled out by the people who are – namely, palistanis and Africans. We need to embrace this aspect of life to win the game even though it isn’t easy.
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Excuse all the typos.
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I see the point your making, VB.
From what I read/see online, I’d say the outbreeding war with the third world trash that infects the UK is already lost. Within a few generations, the UK will be a mudslime country. I hope I’m wrong. Restore talks a good game and maybe Reform is the gateway party to having a Restore government. At this point, rounding up the trash and deporting it en masse is the only way to turn the tide. I don’t think that will happen though.
If people want to have kids, that’s fine. All I ask is my life not be impacted by their decision. I should not have to tolerate and put up with the chaos other people’s children create. And I absolutely categorically and with extreme prejudice object to being forced to pay property tax, the vast majority of which is given to the local school district to help pay to educate other people’s fucking kids. If you have kids and want them educated, pay for that yourself. I fail to see why or how that is in any way a controversial position. If you use the school system, you pay for it. If you don’t use the school system, you shouldn’t pay for it. It’s that simple.
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I wouldn’t bother with deporting. too complicated, not going to happen. Having to arrest millions, put them in camps, transport them, and then expect shitholes like Pakistan and Somalia to play ball and take their stupid ugly pigs back? Please.
Better option is: remove their rights, delete their citizenships, stop giving them benefits, increase their taxes, allow thugs to attack them without consequence, execute any who retaliate… most of them will be gone within 5 years.
On the children point, you’re being short sighted, old boy. Your standard of living and life in a civilized society isn’t possible without other people. There can only be other people if there are children. It’s tough shit. Robots and AI might provide a bypass, but that is looking like cope so far and could be dangerous.
Also, the US is screwed I’m afraid. It is racially unstable. I don’t take any pleasure in saying that but if whites don’t remain in charge, you’re fucked. Millions of heavily armed blaques, indians and south american garbage? England can be recovered once its men grow a pair, murder everybody in the establishment, and then implement my policies referred to above.
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Hi VB –
I like some of your ideas to help remove the problem. Some legal, some not so much. The reason why so much trash washes up on the Kent beaches is because they’re incentivised to do so. Simply put, they know the UK is free hand out central and they’re onto a cushy number. They’re exploiting a system which rewards them for doing so. Remove the incentive and the problem will be reduced. Everyone, including the government, knows this but the will to do anything about it is simply not there. One reason being the British are notorious for rolling their eyes, tutting, moaning but basically doing fuck all about it. Compare that to the French. Some new law goes into force and French farmers riot and set fire to things.
There is an element to truth to your point about needing other people to have children. I do get that. I just object to being forced to endure their piss poor behaviour and be forced to subsidise their existence. Other people’s children have nothing to do with me, so why should I have my money taken from me by force and given to people who have chosen to procreate? Now, one could make the argument that paying to subsidise the rearing of children (no, not like that you pervs) is for the greater good in the same way everyone pays taxes to help pay for roads, police, national defence and so on. That’s fine up to a point, but it’s the proportionality of it that’s wrong. Over here, the amount of property tax you pay is based upon the value of your home/property. Some slag that’s pumping out brats who lives in a dive pays pennies if anything. Me, in my nice large estate pays a shit load, has no kids and my taxes are up the wazoo helping to pay to educate the slags brats. That’s just objectively unfair. It just is.
As for the US being screwed, au contraire. A big difference between the US and UK when it comes to aggro, race related or not, is we’re armed. If someone breaks into my house with evil intent, they’d better have planned not to leave. Someone breaks into your house with evil intent, best of luck defending yourself with bad language.
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Thank you for your considered response, IY.
Just to summarise, as I’m quite drunk, and not very good at being brief, especially with a high quality interlocutor such as yourself, my good man…
A) the thing about the British rolling their eyes and not being arsed. That doesn’t matter. The average Brit isn’t in charge and never has been. Nobody outside of Switzerland lives in an actual democracy and even theirs is probably questionable. Nations and civilizations are, and always have been, run by small, highly organised elites. 10,000 organised and armed men could take control of this country. The UK sent 27,000 troops to The Troubles during the 1970s. Against how many active IRA fighters? Probably around 3000 amateurs, and we didn’t beat them. Point is, don’t waste your time analysing the situation based on the average person. They are ignorant and irrelevant in the political sense. They believe in voting and other such crap.
B) Children. I get it. You don’t have any. I spent most of my life so far not having any either. But the fact is, you’re probably screwed without other people and their children. Who is running the power stations, mining the materials, farming, transporting, retailing, and on and on? Unless you’re self sufficient you need other people. And since you don’t seem to have had children, do you prefer to be amongst people who are racially and culturally like you or to be dominated by people who aren’t and hope for the best? The latter can go very badly.
C) The people in the US are armed, but that just makes civil conflict more likely. The US isn’t setup to be a sustainable country in the long run. Here in the UK, it is possible to be armed. There are plenty of guns floating around. It’s just that the average useless pleb isn’t armed. See point A)… they are irrelevant. What matters is the smart, switched on and organised men. Which is why the state is visibly so afraid of far right, white men – that’s the source of their anxiety.
This is the realist perspective.
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You have nailed it I/Y 100% absolutely
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Wrong.
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Hi Imitation Yank!
Well, the summer holidays are nearly upon us and me and missus Miserable are talking of renewing our vows in Vegas,
nothing trashy just me, the wife stood in front of Elvis declaring our love.
And I thought of you to mind the kids just for a few weeks.
Brooklyns now 16 and his ADHD is almost completely cured.
Skylar is 13 and going through her goth stage
and little Mowgli is now 6 and going through the biting stage.
they’d love to see you and you’d hardly know they were there!
You could teach them to shoot.
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No probs, Mis.
I’ll stay at yours, drink all your booze and keep those little sods locked in the shed the whole time.
Sorted. Booking my flights now. See you soon! 🙂
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Well I love kids.
Do you wanna be in my gang?
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🎶 Oh yeah 🎶
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I don’t understand foreign chappies so they are welcome to our badly behaved littel monsters. Foreigners speak gibberish and eat weird stuff like canapes. The least trustworthy types are those with greasy hair, big moustaches and apparently friendly grins. When it comes right down to it, of course, it’s towels heads that are worst of all. “Stab you in the back as soon as look at you, Johnny Arab”, as my Mum used to put it. How right she was.
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Speaking of children, the number one boys name has dropped again. And no surprises it’s Muhammad again..
Those peacefuls have no imagination..
I know most of the inbreds won’t make puberty with all the birth defects.
But naming your kids after a pèdo, as least try gary or rolf..
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They don’t have imagination?
Have you not seen that they also call their sons, Mohammad? (13th in the top names list I believe).
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My personal favourite is when they’re called Mohammed Muhammad.
Now that is a sure fire sign of an over active imagination and abstract thinking.
Lewis Carroll eat your heart out.
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know these competitions where someone wins a all expenses paid luxury vacation to Dubai or Las Vegas?
staying in some flash resort with a spa and
restaurant?
I’d be gutted.
I’d ask for the cash equivalent. 😁
Genuinely, I wouldn’t go.
fuck that I’d hate every minute.
Rather a day in the hills sat next to a drystone wall, thermos flask, butty in foil,
an the dog.
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ps
I’d guess the people you’d meet would be insufferable?
i wouldn’t fit in.
“Hi I’m Jonty it’s my third time here.
great isn’t it?”
No.
“..I’m in pharmacy, within 3 years I’d made 2.4 million dollars ”
so what?
” err, ..what line you in buddy?”
the line of been left alone.
can you fuck off please?
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What about a stint on Everest as outlined on the previous page, Mis?
70 grand IS a bit steep(ha!) BUT .. you could maybe let all the rich twats there pay top dorrah to have a selfie with you.
By all (your own ) accounts you could probably pass for a yeti if you wore a skin coloured thong? ..
ker-ching!!
😉
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My mate and his missus were going to do exactly that Cuntemall.
You land at the most dangerous airport in the world.
then track to everest base camp.
But you can die at base camp.
altitude sickness can kill you.
Avalanche.
that’ll wipe the smile of your face too.
Anyway in the end they didn’t go.
shame really,
i wanted him to steal a yeti scalp from a monastery there.🥲
I’ve genuinely met some sheepskin Cuntemall, no joke.
great little fuckers,
liked them!
But dont accept a brew off them.
awful.
My dad didn’t even try his.
just poured it straight into a potted plant.
rubbish.
God knows what the foods like.
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sherpas not fuckin sheepskin.
this phones fuckin crackers.
do as your told you Korean cunt or ill send you back to chairman Kim.
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Fuck going on holiday. I’d rather stay at home being a recluse with my dog.
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Just to add to the misery of 36 degree heat in London. Today is flying fucking ant day. 🤬
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JPs favourite.
Geordie Twatts too.
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They’re at it again this evening Mis!
Same place.
.
I wish I had half their stamina.
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dirty little bastards.
thought ants were meant to be industrious?
hard workers.
Not having 48hr orgies and lazing around.
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Metaphorical Xmas arrived early for yet another proverbial turkey!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R20j-M6DH18&pp=ygUScGF1bCBqb3NlcGggd2F0c29u
The murderer’s flown the coup, is the latest. I reckon the teenage daughter got lucky the cunt was in a hurry ….
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Ah well, look on the bright side. A small increase in Ireland’s average IQ.
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i like kids.
NO,NO NOT LIKE THAT!!
mean, I get along with them.
An they seem to like me.
same sense of humour?
same IQ?
But I’m a parent and know you have to indulge them a bit.
spend time with them, learn then,
show them how to do things properly.
Growing up i had a cool uncle.
funny, would be the one all the kids ( me and my cousins) mithered at family dos.
He had 2 lads of his own and in the summer holidays I’d go stay for a week in Yorkshire.
He made a Tardis you could get inside,
and there’d be loads of kids pushing the Tardis down the street shouting
” when’s it my turn?
thees been in it ages!!”
He was a well respected engineer and would let me drive roadsweepers an stackertrucks at his workplace.
get fired nowadays letting a 9yr old drive.
But he’d make time for youngsters and it went a long way.
R.I.P
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Well at least our WHITE CHRISTIAN CHILDREN are safe for a while from these Muslim CUNTS..!
BBC News – Family members jailed for operating drugs line
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czxqzn0qlx0o
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What a fucking wonderful country our grandchildren are going to inhabit…!
FUCKED UP BY THE LIKES OF BURNHAMSTARMERBLAIR CREATURES..!
MAY A CURSE BE UPON THEIR HOUSE…☠️
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I always holiday with Yanks, Muslime or Chinky families, that way my own daughter could kill a seal cub and still look well behaved. Mind you she’s been brought up correctly and knows how to behave. She also has a healthy dislike of anyone foreign and happily will correct the left wing crap the teachers tell her.
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