is a cunt.
Well into my holiday to Menorca and I report back that customs passport control much better than when I went to Fuerteventura in march.
I have played my joker! I requested special assistance. Yes I’m a cunt but I limp in with an nhs walking stick, my lads and am wheeled everywhere suitcases checked in for us use a lift to board the plane last off plane push straight to the front and jobs a good un. Mrs E/cunt and our 38 year old daughter are not smiling having to follow me on foot carrying hand luggage but fuck em. I’ve spent 40 odd years carrying more than a mules load.
Anyway back to my cunting. Our hotel is nice 3 pools decent grub all inclusive , good sized twin bedrooms air conditioning etc.
family’s and couples it said in the advertisement. Fuck me 70 % of all guests are aged between 1 and 7. 3 or 4 kids per family. Fucking nightmare if you are looking for any peace. Screaming kids everywhere. Why aren’t the cunts in school. Bastards.
Lesson to learn read all reviews with much diligence next time. Shame Menorca is a pretty place I hired a car to visit some great places and beaches. Then return to eat surrounded by millions of other peoples kids. And it’s a cunt.
Nominated by everyonesacunt.
Young kids are just absolute bastards. All of ’em.
What a dreadful thing to say, I hear you cry. Followed by something along the lines of “Our little Suzy/Johnny is/was an absolute angel”.
Really? Let’s examine the facts. The main one being, add a young kid/baby to any situation and it immediately becomes exponentially worse for everyone else. There are no exceptions to this rule. Some everyday examples:
– supermarket : screaming its head off, fingers touching everything spreading disease, tantrums, standing in the way of adult shoppers who actually have money and therefore have a legitimate reason to be there. Hey parents, the supermarket is not a fucking theme park fit for a family outing – leave the bastard kids at home you ignorant trash!
– plane : screaming its head off, fingers touching everything spreading disease, tantrums, kicking the seat in front, whining. Hey parents, ever heard of driving, coaches, ferries, ships, etc.? Inflicting the spawn of the devil on other people in an enclosed space with no escape should be punishable by death. For you and your fucking brats.
– restaurant : ambience ruined by…wait for it…screaming its head off, tantrums, running around, getting in the way of everyone else. Hey parents, McDonalds is literally a mile down the road. Take your cunt kids there FFS. But no, you entitled shits insist on having the meal YOU want and bring your bastard kids with you and thus ruin the expensive meal out other people have been looking forward to for days maybe even weeks.
– generally out-and-about : littering, playing ball games outside your house, communicating by yelling at each other from 2 feet away, just being generally loud, obnoxious, annoying…the list goes on. This is the reason god invented peedoughs.
Even things where kids are supposed to be are ruined by their very presence. Take the junior school play for the mummies and daddies for example. One kid forgets its lines, another pukes up, another starts crying, another keeps laughing/fucking about, another pees itself, another is staring off into the distance completely unaware of where it is or what it’s supposed to be doing and none of the little shits can sing in tune. School sports day is another one. Falling over, crying, generally being crap at everything. Hardly a great advert for sporting excellence. Generally just absolute crap. “Oh but my little Johnny was simply marvellous”. No he wasn’t. He was a cunt and so are you, fuck off.
There used to be a saying, children should be seen and not heard. What happened to that? These days, it’s children should be seen, heard, have your lives ruined by them and pay for the privilege all the while the ignorant trash parents sit on their fat arses with an air of entitlement, completely oblivious to the misery their cunt offspring is inflicting on the world. Maybe they aren’t oblivious and just don’t care.
Kids: Consumers of everything, producers of nothing.
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I’m going to do something I never thought I would on this topic, as I used to hate children and not want to be anywhere near them. Especially on holidays. And I was something of a zealot for mot having any… I’m going to play devil’s advocate.
Firstly, I can think of situations where there have been lots of children but they were pretty well behaved. Because the demographic of the parents was one that seemed to be I’m favour of discipline. Dickheads, whether posh or poor, usually produce dickhead kids. However, tolerance will always be needed to some extent.
But most of all is to think about this on racial and cultural terms. Civilization. If we don’t have children, we will end up being muscled out by the people who are – namely, palistanis and Africans. We need to embrace this aspect of life to win the game even though it isn’t easy.
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Excuse all the typos.
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Hi Imitation Yank!
Well, the summer holidays are nearly upon us and me and missus Miserable are talking of renewing our vows in Vegas,
nothing trashy just me, the wife stood in front of Elvis declaring our love.
And I thought of you to mind the kids just for a few weeks.
Brooklyns now 16 and his ADHD is almost completely cured.
Skylar is 13 and going through her goth stage
and little Mowgli is now 6 and going through the biting stage.
they’d love to see you and you’d hardly know they were there!
You could teach them to shoot.
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No probs, Mis.
I’ll stay at yours, drink all your booze and keep those little sods locked in the shed the whole time.
Sorted. Booking my flights now. See you soon! 🙂
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