
Congratulations to King Cunt who has gone and won Dead Pool 291 by picking the Welsh Singer Bonnie Tyler who died in Portugal yesterday aged 75 following a 2 month Hospital stay after suffering a medical emergency requiring intestinal surgery.Tyler will be best remembered for her ballads “Holding out for a hero” and of course “Total Eclipse of the heart”.She is survived by Robert Sullivan her husband of 53 years.
On to Dead Pool 392
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someoneone elses nominations from the previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless the have already been taken or have already been announced dead and their death has been confirmed.
5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.
David Attenborough, TV orator
Roger Penrose, Physicist
Robert Wagner, Actor
William Shatner, Thespian
Joe Biden, cunt.
5
Mitch McConnell
Ben Sasse
Gerald Holton
Russell Hoult
Ray Anthony
0
Harriet Harman
Anthony Fauci
Larry David
Engelbert Humperdinck
Gillian McCutcheon
0
Dave Scott (astronaut – Gemini 8, Apollo 9 & lunar landing Apollo 15)
Renée Richards (tranny tennis player)
Roy Clarke (Last of the Summer Wine)
Nigel Starmer-Smith (RU international & TV commentator)
Johnny Ball (Play School)
2
Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Camp Cliff
Liv Ullman
Millicent Martin
Good darts KC
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Don King
Melvyn Hayes
Barbara Knox
Thomas Hearns
Ratko Mladic
Bang on KC, I always liked the Swansea slapper though, great voice and great songs, better than the shit that’s churned out now.
5
Dick Van Dyke
James Hong
Mel Brooks
Jimmy Tarbuck
Gerard Depardieu
1
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Justin Welby
Liza Minelli
Janet Street-Porter
1
She may not of had that many hits, but the one’s she had are absolute classics – as good now as they were in the day, and Bonnie belted them out.
We’ll miss you lass. Rest in Peace.
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Virginia Mckenna
Angie Dickinson
George Takei
Walter Koenig
Ian McShane
9
Eileen Derbyshire
Bill Duke
Lady Rosemary Spencer-Churchill
Norman Coburn
Ken Rosewall.
Nice work KC.
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Kier Starmer
Andy Burnham
Rachel Reeves
Angela Rayner
Sadiq Khan
7
Andy Windsor
2
Clint Eastwood
Sophia loren
beast of Bolsover
Ian Anderson
Marian margolyes
1
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint
Gary Glitter
Well struck, K.C.
1
Anne Widdecombe just snuffed it.
0
Kevin Keegan
Sir Chris Hoy
Sir Geoff Hurst
Rick Wakeman
Whispering Bob Harris
Permavirgin Ann Widdecombe’s just carked it too. The Torygraph made an error on their headline this morning saying she was 78, when in fact she was 178.
3
In the light of reports that the Police are investigating her death as a possible murder, I withdraw that comment unreservedly.
5
Michael Caine
Michael Aspel
Paul Michael Glaser
Danny DeVito
Joe Pesci
1
Kamal
Maria Venuti
Mohammed Mahatir
Paul Hogan
Queen Margarethe
0
Ann widdecombe
Baron Rodgers of quarrybank
Paddy McGuinness
Andy Burnham
2
You must have known Sir Talbot!
1
Have your been interviewed ?
2
Jose Feliciano
Phil manzanera
Barbara Knox
Tommy Hilfiger
Dean Koontz…
R.I.P. bonnie
0
Barbara Knox already taken 😩
Replace with… cheryl Kennedy
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She was indeed bonnie in her 70s heyday. RIP.
Wilf McGuinness
Andy Taylor
Barbara Bain
Rita Moreno
Micky Dolenz
1
Loved Bonnie in the 80s
with her rock chick phase. Gave me a right Royal boner when she wore the leather keks.
Roger McGough
John Gorman
Nanette Newman
Caren Marsh Doll
John Leyton
1
Dame Judie Dench
Dame Julie Andrews
Dame Penelope Lively
Dame Penelope Wilton
(Dame) Alan Bennett
Well done KC. Agree with the above comments about Bonnie, a great singer. She had been ill for some time so I hope it brings her some final peace. We use to see her, done up to the nines, walking down Mumbles Road. RIP
3
George Soros
James Abbot Thompson (suicide)
Vince Cable
Klaus Schwab
Michael Hessleslime
1
Colin Jeavons
Tom Baker
Sian Philips
Robert Gillespie
Bill Wyman
0
Glad Putin
Donald Trump
Joe Biden
Michael Eavis
David Irving
0
Pete Murray, Wendy Craig, Kenny sansom, Eric Clapton, Phil Collins
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William Shatner….. Captain Kirk.
Diana Ross….. Warbler.
Mojtapa Khamenei…. Shah of Iran.
Paul Bija….. Cameroonian President.
Freda Payne….. “Band of Gold”.
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Fuck it….. Shatner has been nabbed already.
Could I please replace him with Mick Jagger?
Ta very much.
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