Congratulations to King Cunt who has gone and won Dead Pool 291 by picking the Welsh Singer Bonnie Tyler who died in Portugal yesterday aged 75 following a 2 month Hospital stay after suffering a medical emergency requiring intestinal surgery.Tyler will be best remembered for her ballads “Holding out for a hero” and of course “Total Eclipse of the heart”.She is survived by Robert Sullivan her husband of 53 years.
On to Dead Pool 392
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someoneone elses nominations from the previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless the have already been taken or have already been announced dead and their death has been confirmed.
5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.
David Attenborough, TV orator
Roger Penrose, Physicist
Robert Wagner, Actor
William Shatner, Thespian
Joe Biden, cunt.
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Mitch McConnell
Ben Sasse
Gerald Holton
Russell Hoult
Ray Anthony
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Harriet Harman
Anthony Fauci
Larry David
Engelbert Humperdinck
Gillian McCutcheon
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Dave Scott (astronaut – Gemini 8, Apollo 9 & lunar landing Apollo 15)
Renée Richards (tranny tennis player)
Roy Clarke (Last of the Summer Wine)
Nigel Starmer-Smith (RU international & TV commentator)
Johnny Ball (Play School)
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Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Camp Cliff
Liv Ullman
Millicent Martin
Good darts KC
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Don King
Melvyn Hayes
Barbara Knox
Thomas Hearns
Ratko Mladic
Bang on KC, I always liked the Swansea slapper though, great voice and great songs, better than the shit that’s churned out now.
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