Carol Vorderman is a woke mostly plastic cunt who appears to not like the idea of a good rimming for political reasons.
2 times rear of the year winner Vorderman is demanding a apology for comments made in 2021 (making her 60 at the time) by a chap who is now a reform councillor who simply agreed with someome stating their desire to tongue punch Vordermans fart box.
(not verbatim)
No mention of demanding an apology from the person who actually made the comment, just an apology for agreeing.
I’d have thought most 60 year old woman would be thrilled to have someone so eager with their tongue, seeing it as a high compliment even.
Nominated by Cunt of the Isles.
Let’s be honest she is a sex doll, that can work out how big a tip to leave after your meal..
Who has changed her political alliances more times than she has been spit roasted.
Boris ignored her, Rodney only likes being bummed, so on to the titnotist dave.
And the green party are plummeting faster than a gay off a car park roof..
So only fans is her last hope..
Maybe she can chain herself to a radiator and we can watch her melt.
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she just a old calculator with big tit’s.
fuck off you old bag
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He’d like to tongue a bumhole gets more traffic than the M1?
Kenyon should apologise for his disgusting taste in women.
I’d sooner stick my tongue in a wasp’s nest than anywhere near that plasticised filthbox.
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Correction
‘…bumhole that gets….’
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It’s obvious that when she went along to her over worked plastic surgeon that she specified she wanted an unremarkable arse which nobody would want to stick their tongue into.
So you can’t blame her for being upset.
The article says that Robert Kenyon was not a politician at the time and therefore lacked a politician’s finesse.
That’s obvious.
If he was determined to get himself elected he would have written posts about wanting to lick a geezer’s arse.
He would have immediately been given a safe seat for The Green Party.
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she’s a disgrace.
why can’t she act normal,
be like other elderly ladies,
drag a tartan shopping trolley around,
moan about the cold,
play bingo, and live in a bungalow?
This attention seeking , plastic surgery addict
constantly posts pictures of herself,
lectures people on politics
and inflates her arse to look like a bouncy castle.
why don’t you just fuck off Carole?
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Being a philogynist, I think Carol should have questioned whether kenyon was a poofter if he likes sniffing arses.
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“The Independent found that Kenyon had posted that women can’t “ref, drive or give directions”, that women presenting rugby games on TV “aren’t up to the job and only there to tick a box”.
Mmm. Seems like a proper chap to me.
I don’t know what all the fuss is about.
Maybe Vorderslag has still got the hump from being dumped by Des Kelly after he’d had enough of being paraded around by her on tv game shows and in lifestyle magazines.
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Can I have consonant please Carol? C
And a vowel please.. U
Another consonant… N
And another consonant please.. T
Thanks.
Your time starts….. Now
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At least you can have a decent conversation with Carol whilst you’ve got your cock inside her.
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I think with a little bit more surgery, oor Carol could be turned into the perfect woman.
My suggestion would be:
– the body of Anna Kendrick
– the face of Dua Lipa
– the brain of Sasha Johnson (current condition)
A dramatic improvement in every dept – get on the phone to the doc Carol!
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