Carol Vorderman is a woke mostly plastic cunt who appears to not like the idea of a good rimming for political reasons.
2 times rear of the year winner Vorderman is demanding a apology for comments made in 2021 (making her 60 at the time) by a chap who is now a reform councillor who simply agreed with someome stating their desire to tongue punch Vordermans fart box.
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No mention of demanding an apology from the person who actually made the comment, just an apology for agreeing.
I’d have thought most 60 year old woman would be thrilled to have someone so eager with their tongue, seeing it as a high compliment even.
Nominated by Cunt of the Isles.

pissed up🤬
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I used AI* to search for “Carol Vorderman” and it came back with …
The best methods to fix a stinky ring include baking in the oven, steam cleaning with vinegar, and using multiple rings.
I`m betting that Carol has employed most of these techniques over the years.
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* ᴬʳᵗᶦᶠᶦᶜᶦᵃˡ ᴵⁿᵗᵉˡˡᶦᵍᵉⁿᶜᵉ ᵗᵒᵒˡˢ ᵐᵃʸ ᵍᵉⁿᵉʳᵃᵗᵉ ᶦⁿᶜᵒʳʳᵉᶜᵗ, ᵇᶦᵃˢᵉᵈ, ᵒʳ ᶠᵃᵇʳᶦᶜᵃᵗᵉᵈ ᶦⁿᶠᵒʳᵐᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵘˢᵉʳˢ ᵃʳᵉ ʳᵉˢᵖᵒⁿˢᶦᵇˡᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠʸᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ᵒᵘᵗᵖᵘᵗ.
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It’s the fake outrage by cunts like voldemort that gets me.
I imagine that cackling fish wife out with her friends eyeing up blokes packages.
I see the oz prime minister is in trouble, the one that looks like a child molester. Anthony knobbly knees.
On a podcast he said he would shag Kylie Minogue, but only because Jason donovan wasn’t available.
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Perhaps she is one of those new-fangled lipstick lesbian ladies, because she hates all those nasty men, even the ones who have given her a good nobbing. Perhaps she will become a Burnham Bitch as she missed out being a Tony Tart. I don’t like fat arsed women, unless they have really big knockers to compliment it.
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