Carol Vorderman (11)

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Carol Vorderman is a woke mostly plastic cunt who appears to not like the idea of a good rimming for political reasons.

2 times rear of the year winner Vorderman is demanding a apology for comments made in 2021 (making her 60 at the time) by a chap who is now a reform councillor who simply agreed with someome stating their desire to tongue punch Vordermans fart box.
(not verbatim)

No mention of demanding an apology from the person who actually made the comment, just an apology for agreeing.

I’d have thought most 60 year old woman would be thrilled to have someone so eager with their tongue, seeing it as a high compliment even.

Guardian

Nominated by Cunt of the Isles.

108 thoughts on “Carol Vorderman (11)”

  2. I used AI* to search for “Carol Vorderman” and it came back with …
    The best methods to fix a stinky ring include baking in the oven, steam cleaning with vinegar, and using multiple rings.
    I`m betting that Carol has employed most of these techniques over the years.
    🛟
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  3. It’s the fake outrage by cunts like voldemort that gets me.
    I imagine that cackling fish wife out with her friends eyeing up blokes packages.

    I see the oz prime minister is in trouble, the one that looks like a child molester. Anthony knobbly knees.
    On a podcast he said he would shag Kylie Minogue, but only because Jason donovan wasn’t available.

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  4. Perhaps she is one of those new-fangled lipstick lesbian ladies, because she hates all those nasty men, even the ones who have given her a good nobbing. Perhaps she will become a Burnham Bitch as she missed out being a Tony Tart. I don’t like fat arsed women, unless they have really big knockers to compliment it.

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  5. From a woman who spent years buttfucking pensioners with usury interest rate loans on daytime TV.

    Now she wants to be saint Carol, fucking hypocrite.

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    • Yeah, the fat arsed cunt.
      “Borrow what I earn in a week, and, spend the rest of your life trying to pay it back”
      Said with a beaming smile. The plastic, up her own arse slag. I bet she’s had more cock that’s the handrail round the titanic.

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  8. Typical hypocrisy from Carol Vorderwhore..
    Pushes her plastic tits in everybodys’ faces. And, she’ s seen more knobs than those who work the control room at NASA..

    Yet, she’s oh so ‘shocked’ and ‘outraged’. And, why is that? Because the comment was made by a nasty Reform man. Echoing Penelope Pitstop running from the Hooded Claw. ‘Ohhh Heylp! Hey-elp!’

    Had some woke cunt or treeswinger had said it, Vorderwhore would frig herself and see it as some ‘bawdy’ bit of fun. Double standards old slag bag.

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  9. Oh, and – cough – allegedly like her successor, Rachel Riley, Vorderwhore allegedly did the Man United players circuit a few years back. Getting spit roasted by Rio Ferdicunt and those other not too fussy knobheads. The piece of fucking trash.

    Allegedly, of course……..😉😁

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  10. O/T, looks like Farage is going to pack it in..!

    YOU CAN’T BEAT THE FUCKING CORRUPT SYSTEM..!

    Best thing would be if no fucker voted at the next election…!

    Let chimpy rule GB…😂

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      • Is it a complete coincidence that a boat load of immigrants allegedly turned up as far north as a beach in his constituency of Clacton last week?

        The man is a useless cunt.

      • But Art, it was Starmer who was “smashing the gangs ” and failing miserably.

        Farage wasn’t responsible for the failed gang smashing that resulted in a boatload of economic bloodsucking leeches landing on a beach near him.

      • I don’t care if he’s a useless cunt or not.

        One thing is for sure.

        The FUCKING UNI PARTY has been conning / cheating / lying and betraying the British people for 100 years.

        Any alternative good/ bad deserves a chance..!

        How much fucking worse can it get.?

      • Exactly Doc. As I’ve posted before I may have my doubts about Farage. I have no doubts about the menbers of the Uniparty and Reform is our best chance of sticking it to the bastards.

  11. Vordermort is a surgically enhanced, capacious spunk receptacle who can quote PI to 15 decimal places whilst knocking out the Newton Raphson method on her over-used stretched hoop and simultaneously relieving 4 black men of their ejaculate.

    Probly.

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      • Another run at MP,he’ll likely win and why not?

        Wipe the slate clean and shut some mithering cunts up,if only briefly..

        No doubt,and in very short order,some “LibDem” msm cunt will start with the “unnecessary waste of taxpayer money” blah blah…until some Far Right swine mentions the dreadfully unnecessary expense of a mayoral election to replace that fucking spastic paki loving cunt Burnham.

        £4,000,000 at least,the price of a new Great Leader.

        How lovely.

        Oven.

      • The Uniparty have stated that they won’t be putting up candidates against him. BBC pushing the line that they are not going along with his stunt. I am of the opinion that they are anxious to avoid ignominious defeat again at the hands of this parvenu.

  13. She really is just a mad old taxidermied she bat at this stage, nobody is interested in her on any level.
    So far she has escaped the loony bin, but the rubber room awaits.

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  14. You have to say that her plastic surgeon is very good.

    She is clocking on and as long as she keeps her clothes on and doesn’t stand too close to any open fires, she doesn’t look that bad.

    But it’s no good having an attractive, albeit plastic chuff box, if when you flip her over, she has a clopper like a stamped bat.

    I imagine that she has taken care of that………

    https://writedowntoit.net/2014/06/05/vajazzle-your-vajay-jay/

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  17. She’s 64 years old, snatch like a week old kebab. She’s desperate for publicity and being political keeps her ‘relevant’.

    She’s just a tidier Miriam Margolyes.

    Apparently she’s worth 18m and lives in a motorhome, good luck to her, but don’t preach until you’ve given away all your money to the tax bastard you cunt.

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    • Fuckin’ pikey cunt. Send the old bill or HMRC round to see if her vehicle tax is still current. Impound it if not and sell to Walter White.

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  18. Surely this is Carol’s chance with farage resigning.
    The old spunk Trumpet can be the green party candidate..

    Im sure the pensioners of Clacton will love voting for a cunt that wanted them to use their homes as collateral.

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  19. I absolutely despise Carol Voldemort and her sidekick Hollow Willowby.

    They love to preach to us plebs about climate change and being eco aware, and then helicopter in to Glastonbury and stay in a luxury yurt powered by diesel generators.

    Rearrange these letters to form a well deserved soubriquet.

    ” I ma a hypocrite”

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  20. Oh dear how sad, the daily mail has won its phone hacking case..
    Ginger spare and even better worn carpet head doreen are in hock for the legal costs..

    I hope it bankrupts the race baiting chimp.. back to carpet samples for wigs..

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  21. Doreen
    Doreen,
    doreen, doreeeen
    I’m begging of you please don’t take my ham”

    – Dolly Parton.

    Load of self important grifters lose their case against the media
    mummy’s boy Harold
    karate kids bald mum
    and some other cunts

    Fuck em.
    Get on with your life
    your not important.

    As you were.

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  23. Carol vs natural ageing

    she can have all the placcy surgery and injections she wants,
    but that only helps on the surface.
    her bones, internal organs etc are still happily marching towards dementia, hip replacement,
    and various ailments of the elderly.

    only it’s worse for her.
    she desperately wants to be youthful.

    Hehe 😁

    sooner or later …bang!💥
    body throws a spanner
    and her brittle hip fractures.
    lay on the deck shouting for help.

    But no meals on wheels or care team to rescue her, no warden , or social care nurse.

    i for one can’t wait for the milk bottles to gather outside her front door
    and junk mail pile up.

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    • I’d shout ” are you ok ” through the letterbox.

      When she croaked back ” get help, and ambulance ”

      I’d keep her spirits up by setting a numeric word puzzle and encouraging her to solve it before indulging her request.

      It’s only fair, she liked keeping people in suspense.

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      • JP @

        As I posted my regular National Front leaflets through her door
        qnd heard her hoarse cries for help after two days of lying there

        “help …help me…”

        I’d spring into action

        “stop telling me what to do.
        you’re not the boss of me!!”

        I’d snarl
        and start a small fire 🔥

  24. She’s got more plastic on her than a Star Wars figures collection on You Tube. Another Champagne Socialist preaching to the great unwashed. Yawn!!!!

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    • oh yes Sam,
      some noms capture the imagination and run to 3 pages.
      Or…
      there’s a big argument and it runs on,
      Dick Fiddler vs General Cuntster
      springs to mind.

      Covid vaccine ones often did.

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    • A couple of times Samuel.

      If I remember correctly.

      Possibly some of the Covid or Covid vaccination nominations back in the day which were epic rumbled on for ages..

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  27. O/T, watching footy.

    These cunts should be members of equity the amount of diving and phoney injuries they exhibit…!

    Some of the cunts react like they’ve been fucking SHOT..☠️.

    OVERPAID CUNTS..!

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  28. FOOTBALLERS.
    ACTORS.
    POLITICIANS .
    ROYALTY.
    HOUSE OF LORDS.
    CIVIL SERVANTS.
    BBC
    CELEBRITY’S.
    BBC AGAIN.
    CUNTS.
    CUNTS.
    CUNTS.
    FUCKING CUNTS…☠️

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  29. The fat bottomed slut has had so many rough shags that she no longer has a separate cunt and arsehole.
    Instead she has a rancid gonorrhoea ridden trench running back from her pubic bone to the base of her spine.
    Somehow I don’t think that her downstairs is very clean.
    I bet that a lassie brought up in one of Glasgow’s notorious tenement slums in the Gorbals has a cleaner lady garden and toilet area than this attention seeking gobby has-been.

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  30. The picture of that pumped up arse reminds me of that Kenny Everitt vid where he is taking off Rod Stewart.

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