The BBC’s (151) Advice on Stopping Out a Bit Late


Bonus cunting before it gets too stale plus vent about all things World Cup – NA.

“The England football team have a huge challenge taking on Mexico, on their home turf, in the last 16 of the World Cup.

But fans back home have an equally daunting task – surviving that 01:00 kick-off on a Monday morning.

The match will go on until at least 03:00 and that’s without extra time, penalties or watching any of the post-match analysis and pubs can open until 05:00.

That is a sleep-wrecker – especially if you’ve got school, university or work on Monday.

“It’s perfectly designed to screw things up,” says sleep scientist Prof Russell Foster, from the University of Oxford. He says you won’t fall asleep the second the final whistle blows either because “you’re going to get so energised, it’ll be difficult to wind down”.

Is there a big enough Fuck Off for these condescending asinine cunts?

The “journalistic” equivalent of a pat on the head,Auntie “Beeb” knows best.

Fuck me into insomnia what a bunch of fucking cunts.

BBC News?

Half time Oven.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

44 thoughts on “The BBC’s (151) Advice on Stopping Out a Bit Late

  1. I couldn’t be arsed to stay up to watch the game, but I heard that it was very good and England did well.

    Now they will be up against the huge Norwegian cunt, whatever his name is.

    It’s 30 minutes to go before La Roja take on Portugal.
    I hope that they make that pedantic póóf Ronaldo cry.

    I have my rojigualda flying high above Casa Cunter.

    ¡Vamos España!

    • I hope Portugal win, but I think Spain will. Go CR7!

      Please please please let Belgium step up several gears and thrash the Yanks. The coverage of the US team over here is beyond nauseating. You’d think they invented the game the way the media carries on. I want them knocked out so bad.

      • They signed, sealed, and delivered the cunts – thank God. And that preening spiv, Ronaldo, out as well – cunt can go back and milk goats in saudi

      • Unlike Pele, Beckenbauer, Maradona and Messi. Ronaldo will never win a World Cup. And, that will seriously eat at his monumental ego.

    • What’s needed is a Nobby Stiles/Norman Hunter/Jack Charlton/Bryan Robson/Ron Harris type to instill terror into Haaland and scare the shit out of him.

      Haaland is big, but he’s not hard. Kick him and he skulks off. Remember Pep Arseihola blubbing about ‘Dark Arts’ when Arsenal roughed up his supposedly fearsome striker?🤣

  2. I watched the England game and thought they were very, very lucky.

    Their first goal was totally against the run of play. So much so that the Mexicans were still in shock when the arrogant POS Bellend scored a second. Oh dear. T-rex arms Pickford kept them in it as Mexico applied more and more pressure. Yes, it was a penalty and yes, the red card was fully deserved. Hoofing the ball away from your goal for the last 20 minutes hoping and praying Mexico don’t score the equaliser is not what a footballing powerhouse does. Utterly pathetic.

    I wanted them knocked out so badly, but not because I’ve become unpatriotic since living in the US. It’s just that I don’t like any of the players and actually loathe most of them. Kane and Bellend in particular. I fucking hate Kane, I must admit. Plus there’s a Kraut in charge which is wrong. Given he was hired specifically to win this tournament, I want him to fail in the most embarrassing way possible.

    Well, onwards to face Norway when hopefully Haaland can give the English defenders lots of practice picking the ball out of their net.

    • Harry Kane is a horrible obnoxious mouth breathing woke fucking imbecile.

      I loathe the bastard with a passion.

      • The little chaps from ‘Me-Hee-Co’ were plucky bastards.

        ‘Badges? We don’ need no steenkin; badges!’

    • Isn’t it pure comedy, how Pickford flys through the air, even when an incoming ball is going miles wide over the bar?🤣

      • And, if I hear any knobhead in any pub or on any crappy Youtube ‘fan channel’ compare Pickford to the great Gordon Banks, I will shoot them.

  3. I ignore Fussball.

    I certainly ignore the BB fucking C

    I sleep well at night, especially after my younger lady has provided excellent service.

    Good night cunters.

  4. I can’t remember who it was who told me, possibly some drunk in a pub, and possibly nobody at all, but they alleged that Grace Jones might have tried to rãpe Roger Moore on the set of “A View To A Kill”?

    No, I didn’t think so either. Might’ve been Christopher Walken?

  5. Why the Hell would anyone watch or listen to anything put out by the Buggering Boys Cabal.

    Anyone stupid enough to still be paying the TV Licence is paying for their brains to be raped through their eye sockets.

    The BBC is MARXIST FILTH trying to bring down the Western world. Stop shrugging your shoulders putting up with it and start joining the effort to bring it the cunting fuck down.

    • Seriously. If you have elderly relatives etc who have been brainwashed into thinking it’s ‘against the law’ not to have a TV Licence and that they’ll go to fucking jail, do them a favour and just cancel their licences for them. That’s the vast majority of who’s still paying for it.

    • I stopped paying the non-ce tax around 16 years ago. I’ve tossed hundreds of their threatening letters on the fire. Makes me laugh every time.

      By the way, if you want a real life, check out all the “TV licence inspection” videos on YouTube.

      Trouble is, they are now trying to find other sources of money for it. A broadband tax or some such. Surprised they haven’t introduced a pube licence.

      • I know they are, the cunts. But don’t say ‘trouble is’. Resist resist resist. I will go full poll tax riots and go to jail for the trouble if they dare. I’m not going to live on my knees perpetually sucking their cock.

      • PS, it’s a total lottery whether or not they try and come after you. I had ONE letter asking me to confirm I didn’t need it, and I’ve never had any letters or visitors since. They probably target the ‘working class’ postcodes who they think will be more inclined to be scared by their bullshit.

  6. We have the start of another pathetic ‘heatwave’ so i’d assume all the mongs are WFH anyway and their mongy kids schools have closed before they head off to the beach of course.

  7. Anyone ever seen that blind football?
    load of blind cunts playing football.

    The ball has a little bell in it so they can track where it is.

    15 pet cats kicked to death so far,
    and a morris dancer in a coma.

    you fuckin blind referee?!!!

    ” yeah, everyone on the pitch is blind including you”

    oh yeah, I forgot.

  8. A little after 10 am this morning, an ectoplasm wrapped in a flag of St. George wobbled it’s way down the road singing? something incomprehensible.

    I’m assuming it got mortal, fell off its perch and was rolled under the bench seating, out of the way, where the cleaners discovered it this morning.

    Good call, you absolute wankpot, rushing through a law to allow pubs to stay open until 5am.

    I bet the police love you for that.
    Hire private security, dialling the 9s won’t help you much anytime in the future.

  9. They used to call the BBC Auntie Beeb.

    Well if I had an Aunty giving me stupid and unwanted advice I wouldn’t pay to see her.

    I would simply kick her in the cunt and that would be that.

    Good evening.

  10. The people still paying the BBC Indoctrination fee are the people who wore masks and followed arrows round shops during NOvid.

  11. It’s coming home 🎶
    Hopefully if it does we’ll see panzer tanks and Wehrmacht stormtroopers goose stepping down Whitehall with herr tuchel on the podium one arm raised in salute for our ‘foreign’ legion of pavements headed by whale tongue 👅 kane …zis team vil veign for a souzand years 😩

  12. I’ve arrived at the conclusion that the fucking awful cunts at BBCistan are so very desperate to appear relevant that they have “dumbed down” their journalism to appeal to the under thirty year old demographic…”Gen Z”

    So many piss weak woke articles explaining the most basic of phenomena in rudimentary terms for the hard of thinking and vegans.

    Based on their assumptions from this superb “article” many thousands of football fans will have spontaneously combusted on learning kick off had been delayed by an hour,utterly unable to comprehend how to proceed.

    On a brighter note Gabby Logan is presenting the coverage of the very tedious Spain vs Portugal match,I’d quite like to go “into extra time” with the saucy minx.

    Good evening.

  13. The Yanks are going to win their first ever World Cup.

    Orange Face has instructed Infantile that all opposition goals will be disallowed. The USA will be given as many penalties per match as they need to win. And the trophy will be presented by Orange Face himself.

    USA USA USA

    • If the yanks do win the World Cup, it will be the first time they would win something that wasn’t disguised from a girls school games such as rounders and netball.

      • They even stole their so-called handball from our rugby without the unnecessary padding.

    • Ha ha – first he gets his fat, chickenshit ass whupped by the filthy mullahs, now the Belgians!

      Oh, the shame…

      • To anybody who understands football – that result was never in any doubt last night.

        There’s not a single player from USA who would get in the Belgium team.

        And Belgium are fuck all special.

  14. Football chants sound like what rag bone men have been chanting for years and still haven’t the foggiest idea what they’re on about.

  15. If I’d wanted to have watched the game I could have, due to the age of sleep not bothering me one iota. I decided to ignore the shite one ground of it being the black and white minstrel show in disguise.

  16. The FA are considering whether to appeal against Englishman, Quarrel Quinshah’s, red card the way Trump allegedly successfully appealed against a red card for a US player. The German England team manager, Gollum Tuchel, approves. The FA have, so far, confirmed that diversity is our strength.

  17. Boring game watching Ngubu, Sanchez and a token white falling over and spitting. I’d pay not to watch that crap and I’m happily legally licence free!

  18. There was far too much made of the conditions and venue.

    Apart from when they’ve hosted the tournament (3 fucking times now) Mexico have never been up to much at World level.

    As usual a lot of cunts are carrying on like it was the greatest game of all time. Do me a fucking favour please.

    What I will say is that Norway with Haaland up top, represents England’s first genuine test in this competition.

    Their first live opponent (to use some boxing terminology)

    As per usual, England have had a comfortable run so far but if they do edge out the Norwegians then fair do’s because the Scandinavians do look a half decent side.

      • Looks nothing like Kenny, thankfully.
        But she is definitely a step up from Jug Ears Lineker and Alex ‘Innit Well Innit’ Scott.

        Most definitely would Herman.

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