Dr Who

A cunting for Dr Who from someone who hasn’t seen it for 50 odd years.
I regard it as a kids programme. What Star Trek would be like if made by the producers of Crossroads. Of no importance to a grown up.

However I have just read a review which tells me that the last episode was set in Alabama and featured Rosa Parks. Fuck me how right-on down with the coloured folk can you get? What next? Ghandi being thrown off a train? Slave trading in Bristol?

It has always been shite as far as I am concerned but this trendy, lefty crap makes it creak at the seams.
Bollocks.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

The One Show

Utterly weird magazine show on BBC 1 beamed at coffin-dodgers and the slack -jawed.

A few years ago one of the presenters suggested banning the collecting and possession of Nazi memoribilia and artifacts because ‘offense’, to which baffled guest Terry Gilliam replied ‘banning things only gives them more power to offend. The turd sack intervewing him struggled to process this and simply re-iterated ‘offence’. A holocaust survivor also decided banning shit you don’t like was never effective.

I have no idea what level this show has descended to now but i suspect even more SJW fuckwittery, given the agendas being pushed in most BBC dross.

Nominated by Hurricunt Kuntrina

Womens Equality Party

The Wimmins together/metoo/andmetoo *Equality* Party need a fucking good cunting. These whinging desperate old harridans are always desperate for publicity, now they are using young schoolgirls to bolster their campaign, which is sagging more than Harriet Harman’s tits.

They reached a new level of cuntitude tonight when Thames News on ITV *highlighted* the fact that young schoolgirls are being perved in their school uniform. What made it more risible was their main spokeswoman was an obese gobby 15 year old four-eyed black girl. Surely there are not that many “elderly” men (in their 40s and 50s according to the mini Diane Abbott!) that roam around on buses with their guide dogs.

These fucking wimmin are determined to be victims they even use ugly kids to dom their dirty work. What a bunch of arseholes.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Ian Blackford

Ian Blackford is a CUNT! He is the leader for the SNP at Westminster. He called Brexit “a democratic outrage” and is using this to fuel his case for another Scottish referendum.

The last I knew was that the totalitarianism of Hitler and Stalin were an outrage because democracy was set aside. What is wrong with this cunt is that that two democratically legal votes haven’t gone the way he wants so he has spat the dummy out. The fucker himself is an outrage AND a CUNT!

Nominated by Alan Fistula

Domino’s Pizza

Domino’s are cunts. Last night I ordered in from them and told them I wanted my order as soon as possible, and not only did they take over three quarters of an hour to deliver the food (which was quite cold when it arrived) but the delivery driver forgot the drinks, which then took another 45 minutes or so to come via a different delivery driver.

Furthermore, when I phoned up to complain about how long the drinks were taking the woman at the other end hung up before I had a chance to really lay into the company like I wanted to. Fuck off Domino’s you fucking cunts.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt