The end of the world is coming and the proof is in these cans of squirty tea, apparently it’s a Tea volution… see what they have done there Clever eh..NO YOU FUCKERS not clever at all.
Apparently the humble tea bag is now redundant with this new mucked about better version.

It’s claims are these.
1. Properly brewed better tasting tea
2. No more used Tea bags to dispose of
3. Easily controls the strength of your tea
and
4. Hotter Tastier tea in an instant.

FUCK OFF!

Jesus whatever next!?! I like my cuppa, it’s natural and not mucked about by too many things, this new tea in a can is an abomination and needs consigning to the rubbish bin of history without further a do . As for the people who designed and marketed it I hope they are drowned in a swimming accident on the Kent coast. Because clearly they are nearly as stupid as people who don’t know how to swim safely in the sea around Britain.

Maybe they can get beardy girl to market it for them that should push sales “you too can have facial hair like her, Just drink squirty tea in a fucking can” .

I think I need a sick bucket!

Nominated by: Kath Gillon

Muftis deserve a first class cunting. These camel riding jihad trainers are the fist lot that should be rounded up and fucked off back to their lands of sands. Peaceful or otherwise.

Or, a round up into a local mosque, lock it up and burn the cunt down, with them in it.
Whilst serving Pork Kebbabs outside from the beer tent in the carpark to all that want to watch.

Like all pests that get out of hand, and are not native or have no natural predator, the only real answer is a humane culling.

Very much like the badgers that annoy the cows.

The only thing this could be considered as is a gesture towards a good start.

Cunts.

Nominated by: King Cunt