Tony Blair [8]

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Whille we’re on the subject of Labour scum. Blair has once again stuck his head above the parapet. As we know, we need to negotiate our new relationship with the Fourth Reich over in Brussels. As we also know, this will be pretty complex. So, up pops Tony Blair, like the eternal foul stench, once again pretending to be our saviour and offering his services as a negotiator.

Apart from the fact Blair is a filthy, murdering, money whore, lying, arrogant, ignorant, dishonourable, dishonest, conniving, warmongering, bloodthirsty traitor. He never does ANYTHING unless there is something in it for Tony Blair. His chances of a cushy job in Brussels have been shot to shit, so I can only imagine that Blair considers this an opportunity to once again raise his profile and be seen as some kind of hero. He seems to need the adoration of the public. The big problem he faces, is that everyone on Planet Earth knows that he’s a massive cunt.

Still, he can’t resist the opportunity of taking part in a high profile negotiation. Whoever turns out to be our next Prime Minister, their first job should be telling Blair to fuck off, and shove a live hand grenade up his arrogant arse. Let’s not forget, it was Blair who gave up part of our rebate on the money that the EU steals from us each year.

Though not for much longer…

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Gender fluidity

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What is it with Brighton? It must be something that comes oit the taps. Let yours truly put in a word orf explanation.

Have a mate does a spot orf farming doine that way and orn occasion have meself driven doine there. In me day the place was genteel shabby with a large population orf old pooftahs, closet dykes and rancid theatricals. Over time it has convinced itself it is achingly trendy and edgy me dears. What better place then for the local faux intellectual community to construct a brave new world beyond PC orf No Platforming, Safe Spaces and now Gender Fluidity.

In short no longer is it enough to be just Poof, Dyke or Tranny but one must celebrate every quirk and underwear stain in between. Many Educational Gauleiters are strutting their tight arsed and very well paid stuff in the class room and earlier for Christ sake. Toddlers are expected to define their gender preferences (oh yes they can be 20% male 20% female and 60% none orf the above if the little darlings feel so inclined) and have gender awareness coaching to stop them falling foul orf gender stereotyping before they get their first colouring book. Makes playing mothers and fathers a very dodgy business.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Marc Wadsworth

...and who's the cunt on the right? What a surprise!

…and who’s the cunt on the right? What a surprise!

Marc Wadsworth is a cunt for his disgraceful racist and anti-semitic remarks during Jeremy Corbyn’s press conference yesterday? This was supposed to be publicising the report into anti-semitism in the Labour Party.

Instead, the stupid cunt just proved how wrong the report was. References to “too many white boys”. Can you imagine the storm if someone had said “too many black boys”?

Corbyn did nothing to stop him. Unbelievable. He keeps banging on about racism then fucks up everything he says by allowing some racist cunt to abuse a Jewish MP. In front of the media. I feel like I’m watching a live version of “In the thick of it”.

When is that rocket to Mars ready? I want to be on it and start my own civilisation. No cunts allowed.

Nominated by: Dirk Snasgood

Young Remain Moaners

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I know that they have been cunted daily since the result of last week’s referendum, but these cunts show no sign of stopping their whinging. So listen up you cunts and have the decency to give a thought to our forebears.

100 years ago tomorrow, my Grandfather and thousands of other poor bastards went over the top to keep us free from the Hun. He was badly wounded in the Battle of the Somme, and was crippled for the rest of his life, yet we never heard him complain, as he considered himself luckier than those poor sods who were killed.

You – the youth of today – are fucking lucky.

Stop whining

Nominated by: Big Al