Andy Murray [11]

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Andy Murray is DEFINATELY a cunt of the highest order. Is there, or has there ever been a more boring cunt in the history of sport?

I personally would rather watch the grass in my back garden grow than listen to that monotone fucking shitcunt drone on.

Nominated by: Mike Hunt

Sulky students

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Apparently, some students are saying they may fail their final exams because they’re so depressed after we voted to leave the EU. There’s nothing like getting your excuses in first. Resits anyone? I have only one thing to say to these still whining students, suck it the fuck up you pussies.

I’ve never claimed to be a genius, though I do consider myself to be quite an intelligent man. But I have to admit, I am fucking puzzled as to why so many people would choose to vote for a corrupt organisation, led by incompetent, undemocratic, thieving, lying, unaccountable, unelectable bunch of has beens, never were’s and never will be’s in Brussels, over a democratically elected BRITISH government.

I mean, we’re talking about a group of people we have never voted for, can never vote for and can never remove from office should we so wish. Why would any sane person vote to be governed that kind of scum? Scum who steal around £10 billion per year from OUR pockets. And students are depressed that a majority of us voted for democracy?

I fear for the future, knowing that this is the kind of know nothing, limp wristed, too soft bell end that will one day be running this country. They’re as much use as a eunuch’s scrotum.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Jamie Oliver [6]

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Jamie ‘Cheeky Cunt’ Oliver wants to enforce a sugar tax on the poor meanwhile more than 75% of his dishes are just bloody loaded with sugar. Hypocritical Cunt Stop trying to save the world Jamie and get back to your dishes you POOF!

Nominated by: TitSlapper

David Lammy MP

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The Rt Hon David Lammy wants parliament to vote to over turn the referendum result. Born in London of Guyanese parents I suspect David doesn’t feel British the same way I do. Probably bears some resentment towards Britain dues to the Empire and sums up in one person the issues with allowing people with no real national heritage or loyalty to be elected. Now I realise this will be considered very racist but I wouldn’t care if he was white.

I find it incredibly insulting that this man expresses gratitude to the British people by trying to deny them their wish to exit the EU.

Not only are you a cunt David Lammy but you are an ungrateful treacherous cunt. If London hadn’t been flooded with immigrants many of whom like David have no loyalty to the UK the constituents of Tottenham would surely be rising up and demanding this man is removed from parliament.

Brexit is just the start, there are a lot more wrongs to be righted, people need to take a good look at who they are voting for. You can be black and British but to be so you have to have some heritage and history in this nation.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

Billy Bragg [7]

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Billy Bragg must be overdue a cunting. I just saw him on the news leading a singalongacunt session (“we will overcome”, natch) at Glastonbury, onion in hand, for Jo Cox. Can’t these people let the poor woman rest?

Overgrown sixth former. And cunt.

Nominated by: Harry Axwound