Burka police

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Time to give the West Midlands Police force a cunting of epic proportions or is it more correct to use a collective term of a cuntery for all the fuckers there that are considering to allow the full Burka in order to increase their BME percentage. For fucks sake anything that’s running around in a full Burka is not going to be allowed out to work by it’s owner..

Nominated by: Dianne Abbott

West Midlands Police are due a weapons grade, nuclear bomb of a cunting. In a sign of how far up the arse of Islam the police have crawled, it’s been revealed today that West Mids Police are actually considering allowing female muslim officer to wear the burqa. Can you imagine the sight of a fucking blacked out tent, with a blue light stuck on its head, and utility belt, trying to arrest a drunk at 0430 on a Saturday morning?

Who the fuck at that police ‘service’ decided it would be a good idea to even suggest such a ridiculous thing? The police are already experiencing the lowest level of public trust and confidence since Sir Robert Peel first founded the police force. Now some overpaid tosser wants officers to have even LESS respect, by allowing a minority of its officers to dress like walking bin bags, when it isn’t even a religious requirement.

I’ve said more than once in the past that I can’t stand muslims. It comes from having been to many of their cuntries (no, that’s not a spelling mistake), and experiencing true muslim culture. Not to mention the bullets, bombs, mortars and fucking camel spiders. Anyway, I for one would NOT even consider obeying a thing dressed like a soot covered Pac Man ghost. I would not recognise the authority of such a ridiculously dressed moron.

And here’s another thing, the police are required by law to show their warrant cards and ID on request. What happens if a male member of the public does that? How do you confirm the identity of a thing that is wearing a garment specifically designed to hide the wearer’s identity? Will the soot covered Pac Man ghost refuse to show its ID? And will it remove its veil so that the face on the ID card can be matched to the face under the bag?

Personally, I can’t see it happening. But the fact that it’s even being considered shows that, senior police officers certainly, have completely lost the plot. There are tons of decent, honest plods out there. It’s time they started to up to their upper echelons and FORCING them to return to doing the job they are paid to do. Protect law abiding citzens, prevent crime where possible, bring criminals to justice when necessary. Those at the top of West Mids police have far more important things to do than think about allowing a very small minority to wear bedsheets rather than the proper police uniform.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

The Mercury Music Prize

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The Mercury Music Prize needs cunting.

Just like the Apartheid in reverse MOBOs and now the Oscars, the Mercury is now another platform for ‘diversity’, no matter how shit the acts and records are…

Wasn’t a fan of Bowie’s last album, but it was still better than that ‘grime’ bollocks that won…

Nominated by: Norman

I thought the Mercury Prize was for music – so what’s that shit that won it all about?

I’m all for a bit of variety and don’t even mind music that’s not to my taste provided it’s done well, but this stuff is just absolute bollocks!

Still, at least that dead cunt Bowie didn’t win it. Sorry – pretentious dead cunt Bowie that should have read…

Nominated by: Chas C

Sir Bernard Hogan-Howe [2]

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Sir Bernard Hogan-Howe is a giant cunt for saying it is not if but when there is a islamic terror attack in UK. It is on a par with the french prime minister saying the french must get used to terror attacks. What a load of defeatist bollocks. The idea that we cannot do anything about it and when it does happen we must just accept it as part of life, shrug and move on is wrong and if that is how Sir Bernard Hogan-Howe thinks he should resign immediately and go become an imam instead.

We know who is making the attacks and we know why. It is muslims and it is islam. Not radical islam, just islam. 60% of British muslims would not report a suspected terrorist, 100% think homosexuality is wrong and should be punished and 20% think suicide bombings are justified, This is not a looney radical fringe, it is mainstream islam.

And then the daft cunt unveils a string of anti terrorist measures ( A.T. as those in the know say. FFS! ) including stopping and search vans driven by white British with armed officer support, a super duper motorbike mounted armed officer fast response unit dressed in very gay looking Joe 90 “tactical” gear and a bunch of plod wasting fuel bombing up and down the Thames in an inflatable boat. All based in London, all extremely visible and all completely fucking pointless. I don’t care how much Call of Duty they have played, they are going to look a set of cunts when the next religion of peace nutter sets fire to an OAP home in Northallerton.

In other news, MPs are warning that they may not be able to re-settle the 20,000 rag head rape-ugees we plan to import in the next 4 years. Will this make them re-think the whole virtue signaling project? Will it fuck!

We will all just have to get used to being the victims of terrorism and the sight of gay-boy robocop wannabes riding round on motorbikes. It’s like fighting cancer with an aspirin.

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart

Hinkley Point C

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What the fuck is all this new Nuclear Power Station about? We are asking the Chinese to pay part of it, it’s being built by EDF (a French company) and most jobs will go to France apparently.

I bet the cunt station will cost twice the amount predicted and guess who the cunts are who will pay for it all by way off way overpriced energy. Yes me and you.

Nominated by: Black and White cunt

EDF have not actually managed to build one of these power stations yet and this will be their 4th attempt. Doesn’t inspire confidence. But never mind, eh?

It’s not as though it might blow up and render a large chunk of the UK uninhabitable for 100,000 years or anything serious like that.

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart

The Northern Powerhouse

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About 8-10yrs ago the “Blown” Labour govt gave us Northeners a vote on if we wanted a “Northern Assembly”. They were so cock sure that us “thick as pig shit folk” would go for it they had fatty two-jags swanning around up here, not so much drumming up support for it, as doing a victory lap like it was a done deal.

It was resoundingly rejected, it wasn’t even close, something like 70% of the folk who voted, voted “no, fuck off you cunts!”

Now we have the current incumbents banging on about a “Northern Powerhouse”, except this time we don’t get the right to say “no, fuck off you cunts!”

And to add insult to injury it is being championed by slimey Gideon Osborne who cares about as much about the North as I do about “peaceful” cunts drowning in the Med!

You think us Northern folk would be “mad forrit” but no, and here’s why:

1. Well it have any bearing on any law making? No.
2. Will it have any bearing on decisions made in Westminster? No.
3. Will it make it easier to collect and appropriate taxes as we see fit? No.

In that case what is it then? I’ll tell you what it is. It’s yet another layer of meaningless and pointless bureaucracy which will need new infrastructure (i.e. buildings cos the existing council ones won’t be good enough), and new personnel (cos the existing councillors won’t be good enough).

And who will pay for this pointless exercise, why us Northern twats, and hence why we didn’t want it in the first place you cunts!

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!

News this week that the Northern Powerhouse Trust has been set up – and guess who’ll be running it? George fucking Osborne.

A shit idea thought up by a shit politician and now to be run by said shit politician.

George Osborne and the Northern Powerhouse : two cunts for the price of one!

Nominated by: Dioclese