Karl Marx [3]

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Anyone who quotes Karl fucking Marx is a cunt.

I was discussing something online the other day and kept getting this annoying little cunt popping up saying “but Marx said this” and “Marx said that”. Who fucking cares what Marx said. I may as well quote my fucking cat. At least when he tells me he wants his tea I can be pretty sure he is telling the truth. Cunt.

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart

Women on the Frontline

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I want to cunt “Women on the Frontline”.

First we have some mentally ill bloke (with a cock) having changed his name to Chloe and had a shot of oestrogen up his arse being lauded as the first woman to serve in the infantry.

Now they’re opening up Royal Marine training to split-arses… No doubt the first one will be given umpteen chances on every physical test, all the support, recovery and mentor ship under the sun then be lauded in the media as a Super Woman.

Fuck sake man. 352 years of slaughtering every fucker and winning every battle honour going just to bow down to the PC SJW brigade.

Nominated by: RMCunt

Bianca Jagger

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I would like to nominate Bianca Jagger for an emergency cunting. During my travels I happened upon a repeat of Pienaar’s Politics (broadcast yesterday) when – as you would imagine – the main topic was Donald Trump.

Would you like to know why Brexit happened and why Donald Trump was elected – according to this doyen of political analysis, and who’s not merely famous for being jizzed in by Mick Jagger as a groupie at the right time – because those people do not read the Financial Times, The Washington Post or the New York Times and therefore could not make an informed decision.

Same old, same old from the liberal fucktard collection. Brexit and Trump happened – yet again – because of the retarded, illiterate masses of both the UK and the USA.

Now I may be as thick as pig-shit in the eyes of Ms Jagger but I’m betting the UK education I got in the 70’/80’s was a smidge better than that of Nicaragua in the 50’s/60’s. Speaking of which – Ms Jagger – if you want to comment or fix anything, how about trying to fix you own native Nicaragua which is beset with corruption, drug trafficking and is heading full on towards being a dictatorship state!

As a “democratic” liberal that situation must surely be more distasteful to you than the very “democratic” (by public vote) decisions of Brexit and Donald Trump?

Yet again some “holier than thou” cunt famous for nothing other than banging a rock star who now thinks she can lord it over the rest of society merely because she runs some foundation (in her own name) via the monies/kudos afforded her by said association with said rock star.

Ms Jagger, the reason people voted they way they did has less to do with the fact that they are imbeciles and illiterate, and far more to with the fact that they’re fed up of being dictated to on how they should all think and feel by piss-stains such as yourself!

The decisions have been made and di has been cast, if that does not compute with your world view then please feel free to fuck off back to Nicaragua and educate the masses there! You cunt!

Next up on the show was Jo Tanner who stated that Trump would serve less than a full 1st term because he’ll be impeached (by fair means or foul no doubt) so that Congress can work with the much more agreeable (to the liberal agenda) Mike Pence.

Utter, utter cunts!

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!

Sadiq Khan [4]

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Sadiq Khan is a 7.2 liter supercharged cunt on nitrox. He has just been on Sky News. I have no idea what he said as I turned it off as soon as his smug goblin face appeared on my screen, but its a fair bet it was cuntish.

The Mayor of London is there to make sure the buses and tubes run on time and that bins get emptied. He has no place on national TV and his opinions on anything other than public transport and refuse collection are irrelevant. So fuck off.

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart

Sarah Gayton

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Sarah Gayton is the stupid 41 year old cunt who is marrying a Syrian rapeugee she met in the Calais jungle. Said rapeugee is 17 years her junior and has just been granted a 5 year visa to stay here.

She is obviously out of the same box as those soppy cunts who go for Thai brides and some Russian slag out of a catalogue. It’s always “the real thing” for about as long as it takes to get wed, obtain a uk passport then tell the soppy cunt to piss off.

Doesn’t she understand we have enough of these bastards here already without having to legalise them in some sham arrangement.

Give it a year max and she will be Grizzlies about being used. Daft cunt

Nominated by: Johnson