A toys out of the pram cunting for the sore-losing heavyweight boxer, Deontay Wilder, whom admittedly put in a brave performance in one of the best heavyweight fights in years against Tyson Fury.

This is almost a reluctant cunting due to the bravery he showed, but fuck it. What a big baby he made himself look at the end.

For those who missed it, the slightly mad, but oddly likeable Tyson Fury knocked the shit out of him in the third fight between the pair. Fury was down twice himself, but after the third knockdown for Wilder, there was no coming back in this ‘Rocky-esque’ epic.

There has been a lot of bad blood between the pair. Some believe it is down to Fury’s criticism of BLM while Wilder is a big BLM supporter. Who knows? They just don’t get on. However, once fights are over, fighters usually at least show respect for each other. Especially after a titanic battle like this one.

Fury offered commiserations and a welcoming hand, but Wilder’s (alleged) response was, “I don’t want to show any sportsmanship or respect’.” He then fucked off down the tunnel.

For fuck’s sake. He’d just been involved in one of the great fights and had survived it. Sure, he’s going to be pissed off, but what a sore losing cunt.

And if Anthony Joshua actually believes he should fight Fury, somebody needs to stop him for his own good, because I think Fury just might put him in a spacca chariot for life by the time he’d finish with him.

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Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Check your white privilege at the door, a ‘recommended’ module called Expect Respect has been thrown together to ensure any white student knows their fucking place.

The University claim it covers more than just white privilege but even a thick fucking student should be able to work out the underlying message.

This is great stuff, make all the white students feel guilty and all the less white resent the white students, what a shit show.

University of Kent, you are a cunt!

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Nominated by: Sick of it

Panicking Brits

Once we were a nation renowned for our stoical endurance and resolute cheerfulness in the face of doom. We spat in the face of adversity and cheerfully carried on.

Neither the Second World War or the Blitz knocked us of our stride. Our grandparents took everything Hitler could throw at them and then simply put the kettle on and made a cup of tea. Panic was not in the British DNA.

But something happened. I’m not sure what but it surfaced at the time of Princess Diana’s death when many of the grown men and women of this country suffered a kind of nervous breakdown, the full force of which was directed at the Queen.

Since then it’s got worse. The government merely has to say ‘there may be a temporary shortage of toilet rolls but don’t panic’ for Brits to rush out and storm the supermarkets buying hundreds of toilet rolls. We’ve seen it again this week with the petrol supply issue. Knuckleheads at petrol stations assaulting each other and walking away with plastic buckets full of petrol in addition to the half dozen Jerry cans they have just filled up and the petrol in the Land Rover.

It’s a total loss of moral fibre and proportionality. It’s selfish and irresponsible.

Keep calm and make a cup of tea no longer applies to the British. Now it’s keep panicking and horde 280 boxes of PG Tips before anyone else gets them.

What a nation of panicking cunts we’ve become.

Nominated by: MMCM

Benjamin Butterworth is a cunt.

Not the venerable Republican US Senator of the 19th century.

This BB is a woke, pansified, lefty, pro-wimmin, anti-men (unless they are gay) remoaner.

He often appears in the left corner on Jeremy Vine’s TV show opposing the likes of the redoubtable Carol Malone, and siting Brexit for everything which goes wrong but never anything which goes right.

He is an utter toss-pot of the highest order and I mean that most sincerely friends.

With his foppish hair and round spectacles he makes Owen Jones seem macho.

In the face-slapping stakes I would put him just behind Ronaldo. Mind you, he would probably enjoy that (ooh).

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Nominated by: Sir Greeb Streebling

The ever helpful Daily Supress, along with other outdoor toilet paper suppliers, has published this useful guide on how to supplement existing workshy cunt benefits.

I’m quite certain that sufferers of ” Long Covid” will be falling over each other to be first in the fucking queue.

Count yourselves lucky, shysters, that I’m not in charge of deciding who gets it, because unless you’re like Kate Garroways husband, all you’d get from me would be a beating with a baseball bat.

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Nominated by: Jeezum Priest